Monday, April 30, 2007

Colon Blow


1. ORA: Adam Clymer's large intestine was donated medical science after his death.

2. The Democratic Party searches for a Terrorism Policy in the usual place.

3. "Mine's bigger," Sullivan sniffed.

4. The San Francisco public schools order playground equipment.

5. The Museum of Anatomy saved a fortune on janitors when Sully offered to lick it clean every night.

Best of Double the U
Well Mr. Cheney it is worse than intestinal worms... it is intestinal liberals.

Best of Jack Reacher
The Kennedy clan get together in their life-size replica of Uncle Teddy's colon.

Best of Van Helsing
The Democrat Party found the perfect place to hold its convention.

Best of racerboy
'Ow to speak Australian: management trainees.

Best of The Man
Technically, this is a semi-colon.

Best of Cricket
Watch a live demo on how bills are filled with pork.

Best of prince of leaves
ORA: "Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen."

Best of sixdegreesofblondness
Further proof that soylent green really is people.

Best of Submariner
Here at the Jimmy Dean factory, we likes to show ya what yer gettin' fer breakfast...

Best of Submariner
Once Hugo saw this exhibit, he nationalized it quickly for use as a pipeline.

Best of Zeke
City councils throughout the world, though grateful to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, never really forgave them for their free office furniture.

Best of metalgarth
Scientists at work finding Global Warming statistics...

Best of sonicfrog
Starting from left to right:
Hernia, Hernia, Hernia, Hernia, Hernia,
Himnia, Himnia.

Best of the paperboy
Prairie Dogging takes on a new meaning when the company provided prairie dog tunnels for their workers.


Hat tip: Timmeh!

29 comments:

Double the U said...

Well Mr. Cheney it is worse than intestinal worms... it is intestinal liberals.

Cricket said...

'And this is what happens when you
get parasites into government.'

Jack Reacher said...

The Kennedy clan get together in their life-size replica of Uncle Teddy's colon.

Worst field trip ever: Combining lessons on the creation of laws and sausage.

Van Helsing said...

The Democrat Party found the perfect place to hold its convention.

racerboy said...

"Mr. Cheney, in my 37 years as a practicing proctologist I've seen some pretty ugly polyps before, but yours make the Daily KOS convention look like a meeting of the high school chess club."

divine miss m said...

Performance art: The Cranial-Rectal Inversion.

racerboy said...

'Ow to speak Australian: management trainees.

The Man said...

Technically, this is a semi-colon.

The Man said...

Lemmiwinks! You are alive!

Cricket said...

Watch a live demo on how bills are filled with pork.

prince of leaves said...

ORA: "Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen."

sixdegreesofblondness said...

Further proof that soylent green really is people.

Submariner said...

Apparently, Markos decided to drop all pretenses in selecting the sight of the 2008 Yearly KOS.

Submariner said...

Here at the Jimmy Dean factory, we likes to show ya what yer gettin' fer breakfast...

Submariner said...

Once Hugo saw this exhibit, he and nationalized it quickly for use as a pipeline.

Submariner said...

I see Avalon Manor has done some remodelling in the foyer...

Submariner said...

Mr. Kobe, sir? Your orifice is open and ready...

Zeke said...

City councils throughout the world, though grateful to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, never really forgave them for their free office furniture.

Zeke said...

The worms in Fry's intestine eventually brought him Love, success, wealth and power. Though it did seem to affect his sense of taste after a few years.

metalgarth said...

Scientists at work finding Global Warming statistics...

The Westerners who enabled the jihadists in the early 21st century found that the afterlife didn't provide them with 72 virgins.

sonicfrog said...

Starting from left to right:
Hernia, Hernia, Hernia, Hernia, Hernia,
Himnia, Himnia.

sonicfrog said...

Yet more proof most all politicians are parasites!!!

divine miss m said...

The best diet aid ever: the photo on the box of Colon Blow cereal.

Rodney Dill said...

Colin Powell in retirement

Submariner said...

Sully; "Giggidy, giggidy! I'd hit that..."

the paperboy said...

Prairie Dogging takes on a new meaning when the company provided prairie dog tunnels for their workers.

the paperboy said...

In this version of tag, "it" is called Lemiwinks and everyone else makes Pacman sounds and chases Lemiwinks through the colon.

Submariner said...

I wonder if it's true that the whole time he was touoring, Andrew Sullivan was singing ♪something wicked this way cums...♪

Submariner said...

touring, dammit - PIMF