Saturday, April 28, 2007

Cana Cana Cana Cana Chameleon


1. "An anti-gravity alien artifact? I'll give ya 50 cents for it."

2. "Yeah, and here's what I think of your stupid videotape, Senator Hilldog!"

3. "Girly, you're gonna have to lose those pigtails. The bulls in this prison yard'll eat ya alive."

4. "You throw the rice at the newlyweds, not the gifts. This your first wedding crash, Helga?"

5. "Hey... somebody lost an eye... and it's still funny!"

Best of Submariner
Evidently, that recruiter from code pink in the background just gave the gal in red one heckuva power wedgie...

Best of Submariner
Girl in red; "That's no way to kill roaches!"

Best of curly
“Wait Marge, don’t throw it away! That black license plate used to be attached to Harry Potter’s a$$!”

Best of Jack Reacher
Jane's phone has landed squarely in the Nine ring. To top that, Gertrude is going to have to knock it out with an answering machine. This is shuffleboard, brought to you by ATT.

Best of Rodney Dill
Thelma and Louise and Mertyl and Agnes.

Best of metalgarth
Somehow, someone found a sport that had even less commercial appeal than "Toilet Seat Horseshoes".

Source: Hometown News

11 comments:

Submariner said...

Evidently, that recruiter from code pink in the background just gave the gal in red one heckuva power wedgie...

Submariner said...

Proper "Fungu!" form, but I'm afraid I have to dock you for using the hand that had the phone...

Submariner said...

Debby Stabenow (D, MI) announced the enactment of a new law that mandated the destruction of all telephones that have received or initiated an obscene call. Preening, she was elated to tell the Freep Reporter that she had modeled it after gun control legislation, and that government "rehabilitation" for the offenders would continue on the taxpayer's dime.

Submariner said...

Girl in red; "That's no way to kill roaches!"

curly said...

“Wait Marge, don’t throw it away! That black license plate used to be attached to Harry Potter’s a$$!”

Jack Reacher said...

"Can you hear me now?"

Phyllis, new to New York, misinterprets the phrase "I got yer phone right here."

Jane's phone has landed squarely in the Nine ring. To top that, Gertrude is going to have to knock it out with an answering machine. This is shuffleboard, brought to you by ATT.

Rodney Dill said...

Thelma and Louise and Mertyl and Agnes.

Rodney Dill said...

Bling Toss

metalgarth said...

Somehow, someone found a sport that had even less commercial appeal than "Toilet Seat Horseshoes".

http://www.captionmachine.com/photos/88.jpg

Chrees said...

Koran tossing as a fund-raiser was only held once after Newsweek printed a recap of the event and the predictable riots and murders occurred...

prince of leaves said...

"The power of God commands you!!" Janice was Swedish Lutheran not Catholic, but when God tells you to start 1-900-EXORCIST, you don't quibble over doctrine.