Thursday, April 26, 2007

Boi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoing.


1. Tommy is welcomed to the brave new world of premature ejaculation.

2. "Yeah, so anyway, prom is coming up and I was wondering... what?... sure, I've got another five to shove in your crotch... anyway, prom is coming up..."

3. "Mom! You're embarrassing me!"

4. "I'd love to stick around, but I'm supposed to have dinner with my grandma." Tommy was definitely queer.

5. "Anyway, sis. Mom and dad said you could come back home, but you've got to lose your nasty black stripper pimp boyfriend. Oh, Crap, he's right there, isn't he?"

Best of Zeke
Bobby's treatment for ADD was all about finding something to focus on.

Best of jeff
"Lady, that's disgusting - pull your shirt back down!"

Best of Jack Reacher
The reason some of the grants for "No Child Left Behind" are paid in singles.

"I am so totally going to be the next video game billionaire. You should hook up with me now, you know, and avoid the rush."

Best of The Man
Little Andrew Sullivan felt that familiar tingle, that aroused feeling that he should get Chasity a manicure ASAP.

Best of The Man
But Mr. Clinton says he needs you to dictate now!

But Ms. Clinton says she needs you to dictate now!

Best of metalgarth
By any chance, could you show me a "wardrobe malfunction". I missed the Superbowl in 2004.

Best of Double the U
P...Pa...Puuu.....Pummm...PUMA!! Reading is fun, I wonder what else there is to do here.

Best of divine miss m
It was sad that the balloon clown got his ass kicked at the stag party, but the entertainment company's mix-up resulted in Joey's best birthday *ever.*

Best of prince of leaves
"Whoa, this guy's not nearly as ripped as that guy over there...I mean, just look at those moobs!"

Best of prince of leaves
Shocked to the core by the brazen display of sexuality, Tommy changed his name to Yusuf and spent the rest of his life writing tracts on the sinfulness of the West.

Best of Jonathan
Stripper for Sen. Clinton? Check. Stripper for Congressman Frank? Check. Kostards dancing? Check. The DNC retreat was in full swing.

Best of Kevin Walker
"They're perfect!" whispered Andrew. "I must have those stockings!"

Best of Submariner
"What the heck are you trying to say with the one black and one white glove?"
Danny always had trouble distinguishing what was actually important.

HT: The Paperboy

23 comments:

Zeke said...

My stripper and dufus pic was WAY BETTER

Bobby's treatment for ADD was all about finding something to focus on.

jeff said...

"Lady, that's disgusting - pull your shirt back down!"

Jack Reacher said...

The reason some of the grants for "No Child Left Behind" are paid in singles.

"I am so totally going to be the next video game billionaire. You should hook up with me now, you know, and avoid the rush."

The Man said...

Little Andrew Sullivan felt that familiar tingle, that aroused feeling that he should get Chasity a manicure ASAP.

The Man said...

But Mr. Clinton says he needs you to dictate now!

But Ms. Clinton says she needs you to dictate now!

metalgarth said...

By any chance, could you show me a "wardrobe malfunction". I missed the Superbowl in 2004.

Double the U said...

P...Pa...Puuu.....Pummm...PUMA!! Reading is fun, I wonder what else there is to do here.

divine miss m said...

It was sad to hear that the balloon clown got roughed up at the stag party, but the entertainment company's mix-up resulted in Joey's best birthday party *ever.*

prince of leaves said...

"Whoa, this guy's not nearly as ripped as that guy over there...I mean, just look at those moobs!"

prince of leaves said...

Shocked to the core by the brazen display of sexuality, Tommy changed his name to Yusuf and spent the rest of his life writing tracts on the sinfulness of the West.

prince of leaves said...

"Wow...so THAT'S what all the newly pubescent girls in my class are hiding under their baggy sweatshirts..."

Adjustah said...

Too much Ritalin may cause inappropriate moments of concentration.

Jonathan said...

Stripper for Sen. Clinton? Check. Stripper for Congressman Frank? Check. Kostards dancing? Check. The DNC retreat was in full swing.

sonicfrog said...

Are YOU my mommy? Do you wanna be???

Ver-Word: vdukz

Kevin Walker said...

"They're perfect!" whispered Andrew. "I must have those stockings!"

Submariner said...

ORA

Da-a-a-amn, Paw, these Puma shoe ads just keep gettin' better'n better!

Submariner said...

"What the heck are you trying to say with the one black and one white glove?"
Danny always had trouble distinguishing what was actually important.

Submariner said...

Saul really thought the Bar Mitzvah was lame until Uncle Morris' gift unwrapped herself.

Rodney Dill said...

"Those aren't stretch marks, they're lick marks."

Double the U said...

Wow, the high school prom have sure changed.

the paperboy said...

Another Puma induced clothing stain.

Jeffrey developes a life-long stuttering problem when he asks Miss Lafavre to "muh-muh-muh-muh-mentor" him.

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey Cherry, maw says to come home cause dinners ready... and bring dad with ya."

Double the U said...

Step right up and don't be shy,
because you will not believe your eyes.
She's right here behind the glass
and you're gonna like her,
'cause she's got class.
You can look inside another world.
You get to talk to a pretty girl.
She's everything you dream about...
but don't fall in love...
She's a beauty ---
one in a million girls,
she's a beauty.
Why would I lie?
Why would I lie?
You can say anything you like,
but you can't touch the merchandise.
She'll give you every pennies worth,
but it will cost you a dollar first.
You can step outside your little world.
You can talk to a pretty girl.
She's everything you dream about...
but don't fall in love...
She's a beauty ---
one in a million girls,
she's a beauty.
Why would I lie?
Why would I lie?