Friday, April 20, 2007

Blah Blah Blah Rosie O'Donnell Blah Blah Blah


1. "Whoa, that is the 28-car pile-up of skid marks right there."

2. "Aw, come back J-Lo, it was just a joke... maybe."

3. The new Hillary 2008 campaign ad presents a twist on the classic 'Mean Joe Green" Coca-Cola Ad of the 1970s.

4. Another hint of Michael Moore's secret double-life is revealed.

5. "All Hail K! All Hail K! Oh K can you see!..."
Best of jeff
Don't ask, don't tell but you know that Afghani a couple posts down? Yep, his underwear.

Best of The Man
Bob: Man I could use a little ass!
Rosie: Me too, mines as big as a house.

Best of Slhouette
"Woo wee, with THESE babies, I can drive straight cross country without making a pit stop."

Best of prince of leaves
Jared not only lost 2700lbs by eating healthy with Subway, he also cured himself of his uncomfortable and occasionally embarrassing silk panty transvestism.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Whoa! I don't remember eatin' dat."

Best of Jack Reacher
Discreet, effective protection. And nobody will even know you're wearing them!

Best of divine miss m
Available in small, medium, and There-is-no-God!

Best of Van Helsing
Rejected from the Clinton Museum: the trophy Shrillary brought home from her date with Rosie O.

Best of Adjustah
Last known photo of Josh "Whataguy!" Simpson seen here giving his wife a gag gift for their wedding anniversary.

Best of Submariner
Don "the Snake" Prudhomme gets the idea for a breaking device for his dragster...

Hat tip: Tom

17 comments:

jeff said...

Secrets Revealed: Santa Claus' underwear.

See that Afghani a couple posts down? Yep, his underwear.

The Man said...

Bob: Man I could use a little ass!
Rosie: Me too, mines as big as a house.

Slhouette said...

"Woo wee, with THESE babies, I can drive straight cross country without making a pit stop."

Double the U said...

Oh, yeah guys? Here is a girls panties and I can get in them.

Double the U said...

These must be from that giant walking vagina from a few weeks ago.

prince of leaves said...

Jared not only lost 2700lbs by eating healthy with Subway, he also cured himself of his uncomfortable and occasionally embarrassing silk panty transvestism.

prince of leaves said...

You know you had too much to drink on Bourbon Street when you wake up the following evening with a hangover, no beads, and a pair of these on the floor next to your bed.

Rodney Dill said...

"Whoa! I don't remember eatin' dat."

Rodney Dill said...

Lawyer body suit

Jack Reacher said...

Discreet, effective protection. And nobody will even know you're wearing them!

The Panty of the Month Club consolidates a year's deliveries into one shipment.

divine miss m said...

Available in small, medium, and Oh-My-God.

Van Helsing said...

Rejected from the Clinton Museum: the trophy Shrillary brought home from her date with Rosie O.

Adjustah said...

Last known photo of Josh "Whataguy!" Simpson seen here giving his wife a gag gift for their wedding anniversary.

Anonymous said...

Somewhere a circus is missing its bigtop.

The Great Satans Sr Intern said...

Call 911, I have a mans head up my ass.

Submariner said...

ORA:

Jack Black obtains the material for a three-scene skit.

Submariner said...

Don "the Snake" Prudhomme gets the idea for a breaking device for his dragster...