Friday, April 20, 2007
Blah Blah Blah Rosie O'Donnell Blah Blah Blah
1. "Whoa, that is the 28-car pile-up of skid marks right there."
2. "Aw, come back J-Lo, it was just a joke... maybe."
3. The new Hillary 2008 campaign ad presents a twist on the classic 'Mean Joe Green" Coca-Cola Ad of the 1970s.
4. Another hint of Michael Moore's secret double-life is revealed.
5. "All Hail K! All Hail K! Oh K can you see!..."
Best of jeff
Don't ask, don't tell but you know that Afghani a couple posts down? Yep, his underwear.
Best of The Man
Bob: Man I could use a little ass!
Rosie: Me too, mines as big as a house.
Best of Slhouette
"Woo wee, with THESE babies, I can drive straight cross country without making a pit stop."
Best of prince of leaves
Jared not only lost 2700lbs by eating healthy with Subway, he also cured himself of his uncomfortable and occasionally embarrassing silk panty transvestism.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Whoa! I don't remember eatin' dat."
Best of Jack Reacher
Discreet, effective protection. And nobody will even know you're wearing them!
Best of divine miss m
Available in small, medium, and There-is-no-God!
Best of Van Helsing
Rejected from the Clinton Museum: the trophy Shrillary brought home from her date with Rosie O.
Best of Adjustah
Last known photo of Josh "Whataguy!" Simpson seen here giving his wife a gag gift for their wedding anniversary.
Best of Submariner
Don "the Snake" Prudhomme gets the idea for a breaking device for his dragster...
Hat tip: Tom