Friday, April 06, 2007

And I-ran, I-ran So Far Away...


1. "Sssh, Quiet Everyone. The Dhimmi Grandma Pelosi is about to read a traditional folk-tale of her homeland. It's called, Heather Has Two Mommies.

2. "So, Mahmoud, you didn't regift those 15 suits I gave you for Ramadan, did you?"

3. Everything in the Ruling Council comes to a halt when 'The View' comes on.

4. "Why does he get a chair? Because the maid service was charging 500,000 Rials to clean his skidmarks off the rug, that's why!"

5. "Oh, boy, I can hardly wait for my turn to violate the British ambassador's anus in the most perverse and horrific ways imaginable."

Best of divine miss m
The front row never gets out of hand at a Cat Stevens concert.

Best of jeff
(Guy in white turban) "Oh Allah, did you have to make my laxative kick in now?"

Best of metalgarth
The judges for Iran's newest Reality TV show sensation: "Beheaded Infidel Idol"

Best of prince of leaves
"Three mullahs walk into a bar...stop me if you've heard this one before..."

Best of Jack Reacher
"I'm getting a new bumper sticker. It says 'Ask me about my hostages.'"

Best of Jay Guevara
"Can you believe the guy on my left is wearing a white turban before Memorial Day? Call the fashion police!

Best of Submariner
psst - "I'm wearing 'Hello Kitty' panties under my suit as a birthday surprise for the Ayatollah!"

Hat Tip: The Corner

21 comments:

Double the U said...

There can only be one winner in musical chairs.

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

Amagonnajihad to Khameni: "Hey dude, hungry? Wanna get a pizza?

divine miss m said...

The front row never gets out of hand at a Cat Stevens concert.

jeff said...

"Tell me again why Achmed doesn't have a beard?"

Mullahs-in-training have to wear a white turban.

(Guy in white turban) "Oh Allah, did you have to make my laxative kick in now?"

One of these things, ain't like the others...

Submariner said...

Armagonnajihad whispers; "When it is my turn, Imam, might I, instead, reverse positions and have the British ambassador violate MY anus in the 'most perverse and horrific ways' imaginable?"

Submariner said...

Visual lesson on Iranian caste system:
Wacko - business suit and no turban.
Imam - robe and turban
Imam that has inspired riots in the name of "peace" - black turban
Imam that has "put the salami" to Nasty Pelosi - brown robes and a chair...

Submariner said...
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metalgarth said...

The judges for Iran's newest Reality TV show sensation:

"Infidel Idol"

prince of leaves said...

"I think I liked Blair grabbing his ankles better than Pelosi...tell me, Imam: does that make me gay?"

prince of leaves said...

"Three mullahs walk into a bar...stop me if you've heard this one before..."

prince of leaves said...

The mullahs all thought Ahmadinejad was a fool for choosing business suits over robes...it's much more difficult to hide a catamite in a pair of trousers.

Jack Reacher said...

"You guys have cool hats. When I grow up, I want one like that."

Iranian attemps to harness the power of flying Persian carpets have, thus far, proven unsuccessful.

"I'm getting a new bumper sticker. It says 'Ask me about my hostages.'"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ahmmagonnajihad: "Seriously, I'm touching myself just thinking about what's under that sexy black robe of yours."

Jay Guevara said...

"Can you believe the guy on my left is wearing a white turban before Memorial Day? Call the fashion police!

Submariner said...

Are we excusing Dick Durban for being late to council, or shall we behead him as a festivity?

Submariner said...

Ah, our children - they blow up so quickly these days...

Submariner said...

I'm staying at the Ramadan, room 72; how about coming over after the beating and sharing a little "goat" with me?

Submariner said...

psst - "I'm wearing 'Hello Kitty' panties under my suit as a birthday surprise for the Ayatollah!"





v word - nutbj

Submariner said...

"...so he says 'Ayatollah you, no more mercy!' and then lops off three heads with the scimitar! Oh-hohohohoho... That one gets me every time!"

Rodney Dill said...

"Can we start the Easter Egg Hunt now?"