Friday, April 20, 2007

Abbey's Load

1. "I feel like chicken tonight... like chicken to-night..."

2. Sir Edmund Hilary's farts were legendary.

3. Ricola now comes with a warning label: "May cause spazz attacks."

4. Rex suddenly realized that if he was going to realize his dream of being the only human being alive to have performed "I'm a little teapot" on the highest point of all five continents, he was going to need four bullets.

5. Deprived of their leader dogs by bigoted Muslim cabbies, the five blind travelers were soon lost and far from Minneapolis.

Best of Double the U
Freeze tag is so much easier when they are all lined up and the air is thinner.

Best of The Man
How do you get the Kennedy's down a mountain? "LLLAAASSSTTT CAAAALLLL"

Best of Jack Reacher
"We all stepped in dog poo simultaneously? What are the odds?"

Best of curly
“…and here’s the 40 acres that my idiot husband Bill blew our life savings on just before the real estate bubble burst.”

Best of Silhouette
Next on the X-Games: EXTREME Hokey Pokey.

Best of Rodney Dill
The faithful concocted elaborate pastimes to while away the time until Godot arrived.

Best of Targetpractice
The Ministry of Silly Walks goes on vacation.

Best of Adjustah
Angela Lansbury's last will and testament had some unusual requests...



Hat tip: Timmeh!

20 comments:

Jonathan said...

Nice. Making fun of a group of blind mountain climbers doing a synchronized "Running Man" dance up the side of a mountain. Read their story. Educate yourselves. Morons.

Double the U said...

Freeze tag is so much easier when they are all lined up and the air is thinner.

Rodney Dill said...

forward... back... hop, hop, hop

The Man said...

How do you get the Kennedy's down a mountain?


"LLLAAASSSTTT CAAAALLLL"

Jack Reacher said...

"We all stepped in dog poo simultaneously? What are the odds?"

curly said...

“Just hold on, guys; I know I parked my car around here somewhere.”

“So Pedro and Leon were last seen in this vicinity?”

“The wind? John Edwards is blow drying his hair 5 miles from here.”

“…and here’s the 40 acres that my idiot husband Bill blew our life savings on just before the real estate bubble burst.”

curly said...

Next up on “The Metaphor Channel”: Teams of tenacious scientists search the spinal area of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, looking for signs of a backbone.

According to the “Valley of the Jolly Gazette”, drunken friends of the Jolly Green Giant performed a somewhat retarded version of a synchronized Macarana dance just on the outskirts of town, narrowly avoiding catastrophy.

Billing themselves as the Yontville Yodlers, Bill and the gang has visions of appearing on American Idol.

curly said...

In 2050, 43 years after nuclear obliteration, scientist are allowed to tour what once was the center of Tehran, Iran, without the aid of radiation suites.

Silhouette said...

Damn that global warming! Cross-country skiing in Healies just isn't the same.

Silhouette said...

Next on the X-Games: EXTREME Hokey Pokey.

Rodney Dill said...

"Walk this way..."

Rodney Dill said...

The faithful concocted elaborate pastimes to while away the time until Godot arrived.

Targetpractice said...

The Ministry of Silly Walks goes on vacation.

sonicfrog said...

Hey, looks like the Martians finally found their contacts.

divine miss m said...

Doin' the...pigeon!

divine miss m said...

Doin' the...pigeon!

Cybrludite said...

♫♫I can’t dance, I can’t talk.
Only thing about me is the way I walk.
I can’t dance, I can’t sing
I’m just standing here selling everything.♫♫

The Great Satans Sr Intern said...

Middle class American family fleeing into Canada after Hillary is reelected for her 2nd term.

Adjustah said...

Angela Lansbury's last will and testament had some unusual requests...

Submariner said...

♪It's just a jump to the left,
And a step to the right.
With your hands on your hips,
You bring your knees in tight...♪