1. "I feel like chicken tonight... like chicken to-night..."
2. Sir Edmund Hilary's farts were legendary.
3. Ricola now comes with a warning label: "May cause spazz attacks."
4. Rex suddenly realized that if he was going to realize his dream of being the only human being alive to have performed "I'm a little teapot" on the highest point of all five continents, he was going to need four bullets.
5. Deprived of their leader dogs by bigoted Muslim cabbies, the five blind travelers were soon lost and far from Minneapolis.
Best of Double the U
Freeze tag is so much easier when they are all lined up and the air is thinner.
Best of The Man
How do you get the Kennedy's down a mountain? "LLLAAASSSTTT CAAAALLLL"
Best of Jack Reacher
"We all stepped in dog poo simultaneously? What are the odds?"
Best of curly
“…and here’s the 40 acres that my idiot husband Bill blew our life savings on just before the real estate bubble burst.”
Best of Silhouette
Next on the X-Games: EXTREME Hokey Pokey.
Best of Rodney Dill
The faithful concocted elaborate pastimes to while away the time until Godot arrived.
Best of Targetpractice
The Ministry of Silly Walks goes on vacation.
Best of Adjustah
Angela Lansbury's last will and testament had some unusual requests...
Hat tip: Timmeh!