Sunday, March 04, 2007

You Have to be a Pretty Low-Down Dirty Snake to Caption Your Own Sister


1. "Can you help, Reverend? She's possessed by the image of a giant levitating Hillary head."

2. "Hail Satan!"

3. "I have to do *what* just to get some crummy beads?"

4. "Anne looks fabulous in her lavender tube blouse, while Scott looks "fetching" in his feather-boa dog collar, both by Mr. Andrew of Provincetown."

5. "A shiny necklace made of pull-tabs? You've made me the happiest woman in the whole bowling league!"

Best of prince of leaves
Attendance really went up when the South Avenue Bible Church started doing Swinger Bingo nights.

Best of attmay
The world's lamest Village People tribute band.

Best of Not really Anne
Anne always knew she would win the brother-sister IQ contest but doing it public was all too sweet victory.

Best of Submariner
Eleanore reacts to SOTG's winning bid for his prom date.

Best of jeff
You love me! You really love me!

Best of Jason
I can count to this many!

Best of Double the U
Yeah me! Yeah me! I have the best brother ever! Yeah me!

Best of Submariner
I CAN'T WAIT to write my letter to Penthouse about tonight!

25 comments:

Submariner said...

All hail K!
All hail K!

Submariner said...

The Enumclaw Kiwanis Club wants me to start off by thanking everyone for for coming down to our first, annual, Post Office Lobby Karaoke Night and Mardis Gras party...

Submariner said...

Kobe, sugar. I'm open!

Submariner said...

The Enumclaw Players stage "Me, Myself and Irene." ' Course it was the only play they had enough actors to put on...

Submariner said...

C'mon Mooses - it's for charity! So somebody give me an opening bid on this hot li'l number? please...

Double the U said...

"Hi Everybody, HI HI HI" Sure its cute when they first learn to do it, but after the first fifteen minutes it wears off.

Anonymous said...

Please! Stop!! I surrender! Just keep the giant vagina away from me!!!

prince of leaves said...

Revivals in suburbia: "And now, Sister Brenda will perform SUV healings with a laying on of hands..."

prince of leaves said...

ORA: "Praze Connie!"

prince of leaves said...

"And then Radcliffe turned and put his arms up like this, and we all got a really good look at the black license plate Krazy-Glued to his ass!"

prince of leaves said...

Attendance really went up when the South Avenue Bible Church started doing Swinger Bingo nights.

attmay said...

The world's lamest Village People tribute band.

Not really Anne said...

Anne always knew she would win the brother-sister IQ contest but doing it public was all too sweet victory.

Rodney Dill said...

"OK, any volunteers to wear the pink pussy costume, Ok Anne you're it... not I didn't mean cat costume."

Submariner said...

V - check out http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0703/missedit.0302/content.1.html for some potential cap-worthy pics. I particularly thought 2, 6 and 7 warranted your attention.

Frank IBC said...

"Pull my fingers!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Worst.
Mime.
Ever.

Submariner said...

Caption This! standard caption 117:

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

Submariner said...

Yeah, honey, I too remember my first buzz...

Submariner said...

Eleanore reacts to SOTG's winning bid for his prom date.

jeff said...

You love me! You really love me!

Jason said...

I can count to this many!

Double the U said...

Yeah me! Yeah me! I have the best brother ever! Yeah me!

Anonymous said...

Whooaaa! Stop! You can't do that in public, Mr. Sullivan!!

Submariner said...

I CAN'T WAIT to write my letter to Penthouse about tonight!