Tuesday, March 06, 2007

You Guys Play Like a Bunch of Old Ladies


1. "We were gonna call our team the 'Old F**ks,' but the NCAA said it was ageist to use the word 'Old.'"

2. Getting them all to point in the same direction was but one challenge of the Alzheimer's Olympics.

3. "Ethel, this is the closest I've been to 'hard wood' since Johnson was president."

4. "And for all you working idiots paying our social security and prescription drugs... we've got another finger."

5. "Carousel. Last Day. Capricorn 21."

Best of Chrees
"You...yeah you Ron Artest...you want a piece of me?"

Best of Submariner
♪ It's fun to stay at the
Y M J K, L M N O P!
It's fun to stay at the
T U V, W X, Y and Z! ♪

The combination of song and dance was always a challenge for the the "Olden Buck's" half-time show...

Best of attmay
This is the only surviving photo from the first — and only — episode of The Golden Girls Variety Hour.

Best of prince of leaves
"Were the Golden Bucks, and we're here to raise awareness that it's not ONLY horny astronauts who wear adult diapers!"

Best of Submariner
I count 4 number 1's, 1 number 5, and the guy in the red headband appears to be in the middle of a number 2. Thank Gaia for our Oops I Just Crapped My Pants® brand underwear...

Best of Rodney Dill
The original cast has really got to stop performing Grease

Best of attmay
Memo to the cast of "High School Musical": This is your future.

Best of Submariner
You take on the Bulls with the Cheerleaders you have...


Hat Tip: Subby
Source: Yarr

16 comments:

jeff said...

Building on their success as the "Calendar Girls," the girls go on to bigger and better things.

Team President: "Why not? It can't hurt attendance at this point..."

Chrees said...

Sad news: After open tryouts, the entire team was replaced.

Sadder news: The team's free throw and shot percentages went up.

Saddest news: Given the shrinking fan base of the NBA, no one noticed.

Chrees said...

"You...yeah you Ron Artest...you want a piece of me?"

Submariner said...

It's fun to stay at the
Y M J K, L M N O P!
It's fun to stay at the
T U V, W X, Y and Z! ♪

The combination of song and dance was always a challenge for the the "Olden Buck's" half-time show...

attmay said...

This is the only surviving photo from the first — and only — episode of The Golden Girls Variety Hour.

prince of leaves said...

Woman standing on stripe: "Ah, crap. Someone get the oil -- my artificial vertebrae locked up again..."

prince of leaves said...

Guerrilla protesting reached a new level Monday night, when the Peace Grannies tied up the entire Bucks team in the lockerroom at halftime and took their place on the floor to "speak truth to power".

prince of leaves said...

"Were the Golden Bucks, and we're here to raise awareness that it's not ONLY horny astronauts who wear adult diapers!"

Submariner said...

I count 4 number 1's, 1 number 5, and the guy in the red headband appears to be in the middle of a number 2. Thank Gaia for our Oops I Just Crapped My Pants® brand underwear...

Submariner said...

Dammit, Agitha - they're the "BUCKS," not the "horny ba@stards." Would you PLEASE try to get it right on the next cheer?

Submariner said...

Momma Clinton (front row, center) proving the apple doesn't fall far from the tree; "Did him, did him, did him, did him twice, did..."

Double the U said...

They are not cheering they are stuck in those positions, educate yourselves moron!

Rodney Dill said...

The original cast has really got to stop performing Grease

attmay said...

Memo to the cast of "High School Musical": This is your future.

Submariner said...

♪ Strut on a line, its discord and rhyme,
I howl and I whine I'm after you...♪

Submariner said...

You take on the Bulls with the Cheerleaders you have...