Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Yogurt Kitten


1. PETA is appalled to learn of Andrew Sullivan's secret attempts to infect kittens with AIDS.

2. "Aw, man, what did I do last night? I have got to sober up."

3. The chef at "Peking Moon" prepares the "Milk-Fed Veal."

4. Warm pussy? Is it Thursday already?

5. "The black ones are for the Wiccan mass, this one is Hillary's lunch."

Best of jeff
Soylent white is kittens!

Best of jeff
"Hey, where's my viking hat and assault rifle?"

Best of Submariner
Normally I like it laid out in a straight line, but a kitty could get used to this kind of treatment...

Best of prince of leaves
"One down, seventy-eight more to go." Feeding time at Crazy Aunt Edna's.

Best of the paperboy
"Please, suh. I want some mo'ah."
"You want MOOOOORE!!!!!

13 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"I was so baked at that wedding, I swear I saw the bride in a liplock with the maid of honor. Hey, don't bogart the Kaopectate, man."

Double the U said...

Fatten up my little kitty fatten up, Thanksgiving will soon be here!

Submariner said...

No mas, no mas - no more crazy candy for poor little kitty...

jeff said...

Soylent white is kittens!

jeff said...

"Hey, where's my viking hat and assault rifle?"

Submariner said...

y'know? normally I like it laid out in a straight line, but a kitty could get used to this kind of treatment...

Submariner said...

Crap! They get you used to yogurt and then switch in the plaster of paris. Real F'n funny, aren't ya?

prince of leaves said...

"One down, seventy-eight more to go." Feeding time at Crazy Aunt Edna's.

Cybrludite said...

It's kitty porn day at Cap This!

Submariner said...

Y'know this really isn't fair - don't you have any methodone?

Submariner said...

V. - photo number 9 in the photo essay worth a look for posting.
http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/0,4644,1523,00.html#

divine miss m said...

♫ Lick it up!
Lick it up!
Oh, it's only right now! ♫

the paperboy said...

"Please, suh. I want some mo'ah."
"You want MOOOOORE!!!!!