Saturday, March 31, 2007

Wrenching Decisions


1. "Yes, you can tell Mrs. Clinton the Orgasmarator will be ready in time for the Emily's List fundraiser."

2. Nobody believed John Lithgow this time either.

3. "Nothing to see here, just tuning up Al Gore's ceiling fan."

4. "So, Elizabeth Edwards thinks she's cornered the market on voter sympathy, huh? Well, wait till the voters get a load of 'the Widow Clinton.'"

5. Unfortunately, Sheila got a D on her project anyway because "Girls just don't belong in Metal Shop."

Best of Rodney Dill
Just another smelly pilot hooker, move along

Best of mo fo
While touring the Middle East, Nancy Pelosi had one of her aides personally work on Iran’s Bushehr nucular power plant in order to show off her new appeasement strategy.

Best of Submariner
Jill Taylor decided to just buy a new one after Tim repaired her "personal massager" by hooking it up to a Binford T6000 Hemi motor.

Best of Double the U
Betty Crocker puts the final touches on the Mix Master 7000.

Best of racerboy
If I'm not mistaken, that's a Wench with a Wrench on a Wright...

Best of the paperboy
To combat global warming we will be mounting a battery of diesel powered 45,000 hp cooling fans for each square mile of industrialized population.

Best of nuts for tuna
'Rosie the Riveter' inevitably yielded 'Terry the Turboprop Mechanic'.

Best of prince of leaves
Rosie O'Donnell prepares "a simple experiment" to demonstrate that fire cannot melt steel.

Best of Rodney Dill
This was a spin cycle she was sure to remember.

Best of sonicfrog
"GE... building prop engines so simple, even your mom can fix it!!!"

Best of Kevin Walker
"Someone tell Mr Sullivan that his Uber Penetrator 300K is about fixed and that he can take the gerbil out now."

Best of Adjustah
Amanda was thrilled with her new cl!t piercing...

Source: Shorpy the 100 year old photo blog
Hat Tip: Evariste

23 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Just another smelly pilot picture, move along

Rodney Dill said...

Oop, that's "smelly pilot hooker"
Shouldv've finished my coffee first.

mo fo said...

In the Valley of the Jolly, workers repair the base motor assembly of the Jolly Green Giant’ Osterizer blender.

While touring the Middle East, Nancy Pelosi had one of her aides personally work on Iran’s Bushehr nucular power plant in order to show off her new appeasement strategy.

Submariner said...

Yes Sen. Boxer; the botox injector WILL be repaired in time for your regular Monday appointment...

Submariner said...

Nothin' to be seein' here folks. It's just Teddy Kennedy's (Irish) coffee mixer, please to be movin' along now...

Submariner said...

Jill Taylor decided to just buy a new one after Tim repaired her "personal massager" by hooking it up to a Binford T6000 Hemi motor.

Double the U said...

Betty Crocker puts the final touches on the Mix Master 7000.

racerboy said...

If I'm not mistaken, that's a Wench with a Wrench on a Wright...

the paperboy said...

To combat global warming we will be mounting a battery of diesel powered 45,000 hp cooling fans for each square mile of industrialized population.

nuts for tuna said...

'Rosie the Riveter' inevitably yielded 'Terry the Turboprop Mechanic'.

prince of leaves said...

Concluding that Earth must be sacrificed to protect the rest of the universe from the Bush regime, Susan Sarandon puts the finishing touches on her planet-killing Doomsday Device.

prince of leaves said...

Rosie O'Donnell prepares "a simple experiment" to demonstrate that fire cannot melt steel.

prince of leaves said...

With an inadvertent slip of the wrench, the Borg Queen gets her start in the business.

Rodney Dill said...

This was a spin cycle she was sure to remember.

divine miss m said...

Wrench: $3
Hourly wage: $1 (in 1942)
Knowing which screw to tighten and keep the engine on the bomber: Priceless!

the paperboy said...

Another interesting factoid: Rolls Royce also manufactures the powerplant for Rosie O'donnell's douche / bilge pump.

mo fo said...

A technician performs routine maintenance on Hillary's queef offset machine.

racerboy said...

Ask me again if you can "Check her oil" and you'll have 1820 cubic inches of supercharged American radial power going through your colon the wrong way, you ignorant Guido!!!

Cybrludite said...

Racerboy,

There's a right way to have an 1820 ci supercharged radial pass through your colon?

sonicfrog said...

One ad campaign that didn't make the cut for Superbowl Sunday:

"GE... building prop engines so simple, even your mom can fix it!!!"

Kevin Walker said...

"Someone tell Mr Sullivan that his Uber Penetrator 300K is about fix and that he can take the gerbil out now."

Adjustah said...

Amanda was thrilled with her new cl!t piercing...

Rodney Dill said...

"Damn thing won't move!"
"Uh... Didja remember to remove the chocks?"