Wednesday, March 21, 2007

The Witches of Beastprick

1. Unless you own a hedge trimmer and a stash of anti-biotics, you probably ought not sweep out those bushes.

2. Role-playing adds spice to Diane Keaton and Janet Reno's relationship.

3. Mine? Um, no I'm pretty sure that's yours.

4. "Bushhitler put splinters in my vagina."

5. "We'd like to lay with the horned one from a couple of weeks ago. Is he still around?"

6. Much like their respective beverages of choice, the "Make 7 Up Yours" people and the "Surge" people just don't mix.

7. The moonbat at left demonstrates the relative cognitive abilities of a left-wing peace freak using a visual aid.

8. "You reek of cat piss, Eudora." "You noticed! Thanks, Esmerelda."

9. Esmerelda was proud that her bag was made from 100% recycled pimp-Cadillac upholstery.

10. Both womyn had to be hospitalized after some stoned-out "meddling kids" tried to rip off their masks.

Best of jeff
"We want Bush out, because then the Iraqi's will kill each other and make more skulls!"

Best of Silhouette
No worries, Endora, you never caused anything to surge.

Best of Jack Reacher
U.S. attorneys, fired by the Bush administration, had trouble finding new employment.

Best of mo fo
“Ya, ya, Swede out Bush, ya.”

Best of attmay
They've been pissed ever since that cousin of theirs married a mortal politician from Arkansas named Bill.

Best of Laurie2k
"Ugly??? We'd prefer that you refer to us as 'the women with the classic Jurassic-era facial features'."

Best of Submariner
Gaia commanded we celbrate Oster using the traditional womyn's garb...

Best of Submariner
Hey baby, we desperately need a little "camel toe" for our next potion...

Best of Submariner
Ang Lee announced today that he was set to begin his remake of "Charmed" now that he had found his main stars; Chris Mathews and Dennis Kucinich...



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21 comments:

metalgarth said...

Maybe those Salem people had the right idea after all...

jeff said...

Not Thursday yet, not Thursday yet, not Thursday yet...

"Hey baby - you want some of this?"

"We want Bush out, because then the Iraqi's will kill each other and make more skulls!"

Occasional Reader said...

And they still don't understand why the White House and Pentagon don't take them seriously.

Silhouette said...

No worries, Endora, you never caused anything to surge.

Jack Reacher said...

"Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble,
We'll reduce your libido to rubble."

"Esmerelda, be a dear and grab a Starbucks for me. No eye of newt this time, please. It gives me gas."

U.S. attorneys, fired by the Bush administration, had trouble finding new employment.

Double the U said...

Sweed out Bush? What the hell is sweed?

Anonymous said...

"Bushhitler put splinters in my vagina."

I thought he put sand in your vaseline.

mo fo said...

“Ya, ya, Swede out Bush, ya.”

mo fo said...

Well, when the witches side with the Islamonazis, you know Bush must be doing the right thing.

“Hanzel and Gretel were Jewish, that’s why we didn’t hestitate trying to throw them into our oven.”

Murtha and Conyers in drag.

If two witches were sweeping two bushes, which witch would sweep which bush?

Van Helsing said...

For moonbats, Halloween lasts all year long.

attmay said...

They've been pissed ever since that cousin of theirs married a mortal politician from Arkansas named Bill.

mo fo said...

Bush lied, witches flied.

mo fo said...

You’ve come a long way, baby: Instead of government officials wanting to burn witches at the stake, now it’s the witches who want to government officials at the stake.

“We’re only here to capture and bottle some moonbat hippie queefs to use in our potions. It’s a key ingrediant in conjuring up the Dark Lord Himself.”

Anonymous said...

Witches of Eastlick.

Laurie2k said...

"Ugly??? We'd prefer that you refer to us as 'the women with the classic Jurassic-era facial features'."

Anonymous said...

Halt the surge. Purge!

Submariner said...

Gaia commanded we celbrate Oster using the traditional womyn's garb...

Submariner said...

Hey baby, we desperately need a little "camel toe" for our next potion...

Submariner said...

Ang Lee announced today that he was set to begin his remake of "Charmed" now that he had found his main stars; Chris Mathews and Dennis Kucinich...

Double the U said...

Of course we are real witches... we cast a spell on Bush in 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, and this year... soon he will be out of office because of our spells! Then who will be laughing?

Rodney Dill said...

"We've upped our standard, so up yours."