1. Debra Lafave's replacement was only slightly less inhibited.
2. "I've heard you Special Ed kids are hung like mules. Is that true?"
3. "Nope, the new tattoo isn't on my right shoulder. Next guess?"
4. We've replaced the coffee in the teacher's lounge with crystal meth. Let's see if they notice.
5. "And I'd like to thank Senator and Mr Clinton for addressing our class today."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"SOTG, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you're trying to get detention on purpose!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Tell me more about what went on at Band Camp...
Best of Chrees
An apple for a cherry. Seems like a good swap to me.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
I can't imagine where this thought came from, but I wonder what plaid tastes like...
Best of Occasional Reader
An interesting, if somewhat mistaken, take on the concept of "magnet schools".
Best of the paperboy
"Okay, who put the phallic cactus on my chair?"
Best of Jack Reacher
"Thanks for the apple, Timmy. Wanna see what you'll get if you give me a banana?"
Best of divine miss m
Make sure Sr. Mary Immaculata and her posse and don't find out about today's lesson, or they'll make you learn hygiene from the textbook!
Best of Cybrludite
I'd post a funny caption, but all of my high brain functions have shut down on me...
Hat tip: Sondra K
17 comments:
Every pubescent middle schooler's dream teacher....
"Take this, Elisha!"
"OOoooh, yes, I'd lOVE to see 'The Breakfast Club' again! Even if it's 11:30 already!"
Today's geography lesson is on Le Grande Tetons. Does everyone know what "Grande Tetons" means?
Jeff said...
Every pubescent middle schooler's dream teacher....
Heck, Jeff. That's pretty much every American male's dream teacher, 'ceptin' Andrew, Barney and Johnny. Of course, there's also Rosie, Ellen and Hillary who WOULD WANT her so it all balances out evenly...
"SOTG, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you're trying to get detention on purpose!"
Tell me more about what went on at Band Camp...
An apple for a cherry. Seems like a good swap to me.
I can't imagine where this thought came from, but I wonder what plaid tastes like...
An interesting, if somewhat mistaken, take on the concept of "magnet schools".
"Okay, who put the phallic cactus on my chair?" and the whole class raises their hand.
"Thanks for the apple, Timmy. Wanna see what you'll get if you give me a banana?"
Like a fine wine, Molly Ringwald just keeps getting better with age.
1) "Hey Meg, 18 yet?"
"No."
"C-ya!"
2) "I like to eat, apples and a beaver."
Hot for teacher? Absolutely.
Hey, let me fix that bra and top for you... seems that it's still hanging on there by a thread...
Make sure Sr. Mary Immaculata and her posse and don't find out about today's lesson, or they'll make you learn hygiene from the textbook!
I'd post a funny caption, but all of my high brain functions have shut down on me...
This happened to Steve O every time he sat in the front row...
Steve O
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