Thursday, March 29, 2007

Willow the Wisp


1. Debra Lafave's replacement was only slightly less inhibited.

2. "I've heard you Special Ed kids are hung like mules. Is that true?"

3. "Nope, the new tattoo isn't on my right shoulder. Next guess?"

4. We've replaced the coffee in the teacher's lounge with crystal meth. Let's see if they notice.

5. "And I'd like to thank Senator and Mr Clinton for addressing our class today."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"SOTG, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you're trying to get detention on purpose!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Tell me more about what went on at Band Camp...

Best of Chrees
An apple for a cherry. Seems like a good swap to me.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
I can't imagine where this thought came from, but I wonder what plaid tastes like...

Best of Occasional Reader
An interesting, if somewhat mistaken, take on the concept of "magnet schools".

Best of the paperboy
"Okay, who put the phallic cactus on my chair?"

Best of Jack Reacher
"Thanks for the apple, Timmy. Wanna see what you'll get if you give me a banana?"

Best of divine miss m
Make sure Sr. Mary Immaculata and her posse and don't find out about today's lesson, or they'll make you learn hygiene from the textbook!

Best of Cybrludite
I'd post a funny caption, but all of my high brain functions have shut down on me...

Hat tip: Sondra K

17 comments:

jeff said...

Every pubescent middle schooler's dream teacher....

"Take this, Elisha!"

andthenblammo! said...

"OOoooh, yes, I'd lOVE to see 'The Breakfast Club' again! Even if it's 11:30 already!"

Submariner said...

Today's geography lesson is on Le Grande Tetons. Does everyone know what "Grande Tetons" means?

Submariner said...

Jeff said...
Every pubescent middle schooler's dream teacher....


Heck, Jeff. That's pretty much every American male's dream teacher, 'ceptin' Andrew, Barney and Johnny. Of course, there's also Rosie, Ellen and Hillary who WOULD WANT her so it all balances out evenly...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"SOTG, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you're trying to get detention on purpose!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Tell me more about what went on at Band Camp...

Chrees said...

An apple for a cherry. Seems like a good swap to me.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I can't imagine where this thought came from, but I wonder what plaid tastes like...

Occasional Reader said...

An interesting, if somewhat mistaken, take on the concept of "magnet schools".

the paperboy said...

"Okay, who put the phallic cactus on my chair?" and the whole class raises their hand.

Jack Reacher said...

"Thanks for the apple, Timmy. Wanna see what you'll get if you give me a banana?"

prince of leaves said...

Like a fine wine, Molly Ringwald just keeps getting better with age.

GOP & College said...

1) "Hey Meg, 18 yet?"
"No."
"C-ya!"

2) "I like to eat, apples and a beaver."

lawhawk said...

Hot for teacher? Absolutely.

Hey, let me fix that bra and top for you... seems that it's still hanging on there by a thread...

divine miss m said...

Make sure Sr. Mary Immaculata and her posse and don't find out about today's lesson, or they'll make you learn hygiene from the textbook!

Cybrludite said...

I'd post a funny caption, but all of my high brain functions have shut down on me...

Anonymous said...

This happened to Steve O every time he sat in the front row...

Steve O