Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Whee!

1. The unusual circumstances of Becky's first orgasm would eventually lead to a gold medal in luge.

2. "Aw, sh-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-t!"

3. The tragic death of Sondra K's web icon.

4. Many who survived the 12 Monkeys virus subsequently died as a result of stupid dares.

5. Every once in a while, Gwen Stefani has to air out the old coot.

6. And another orphan chooses violent suicide over adoption by Rosie O'Donnell.

7. And another Jackass fan helps chlorinate the human gene pool.

8. This about sums up my reaction to the slate of 2008 presidential candidates.

9. Going down the roller-coaster was easy, sticking the landing on the blue ping-pong table is the hard part.

10. Tonight on Heroes a young girl discovers her super-powered queefs can actually push her upwards on a steep roller-coaster track.

Best of metalgarth
The sequel to 'Ghost Rider' is aiming for a much younger demographic.

Best of mo fo
The sole heir to millions, future childhood pictures of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn always seemed somewhat reckless or foolhardy, as if her adoptive parents wished to see her dead.

Unlike the pampered and sissified boys, the few hated girls that survived NAMBLA Elementary School were honed to be as tough as Spartans.

Best of jeff
The real reason children put up with Michael Jackson...

Best of Jack Reacher
When asked how he views this year's economic forecast, former Fed chairman Alan Greenspan said "Allow me to demonstrate, using my granddaughter and this roller coaster."

Best of Anonymous
Following her resounding defeat in the 2008 general election, Hillary prepares to commit suicide by letting her labia beat her to death.

Best of GOP & College
Sally is suddenly regretting being so curious about where the "maintenance only" road went.



Hat Tip: Dwight the Troubled Teen

14 comments:

metalgarth said...

The sequel to 'Ghost Rider' is aiming for a much younger demographic.

mo fo said...

The sole heir to millions, future childhood pictures of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn always seemed somewhat reckless or foolhardy, as if her adoptive parents wished to see her dead.

“Look Daddy! No life insurance!”

Unlike the pampered and sissified boys, the few hated girls that survived NAMBLA Elementary School were honed to be as tough as Spartans.

jeff said...

The real reason children put up with Michael Jackson...

Jack Reacher said...

When asked how he views this year's economic forecast, former Fed chairman Alan Greenspan said "Allow me to demonstrate, using my granddaughter and this roller coaster."

The Safety Council protested the image, pointing out its shocking irresponsibility, in that the girl is plainly not wearing knee or elbow protection.

Anonymous said...

Following her resounding defeat in the 2008 general election, Hillary prepares to commit suicide by letting her labia beat her to death.

Frank IBC said...

"Bicycle smile, I believe they call it."

ORA: http://imdb.com/title/tt0111001/quotes

prince of leaves said...

Tarantino was later criticized for using child actors to mo-cap Rose McGowan's scenes in "Grindhouse".

prince of leaves said...

"Ah, what the hell, let her do it...if she doesn't make it we can just take her over to the Pet Semetery again."

the paperboy said...

While the spinning buttered toast-cat levitation device is still under development, the queef-propelled monorail promises to be both ecologically friendly and energy efficient.

GOP & College said...

1) Sally is suddenly regretting being so curious about where the "maintenance only" road went.

2) This year's #1 nomination for a Darwin award.

Laurie2k said...

Here Lies Stupid
1998 - 2007
The Good Die Young

Submariner said...

Six Flags Over Memphis helps out by using al'Gore's carbon exchanges.

Mo K said...

Reese Witherspoon prepares for her role in "Fear".
Later learns (to her delight) that's not the kind of excitement they called for.

Submariner said...

George W. Bush's view of the latest NYT Presidential Approval ratings graph.