1. The unusual circumstances of Becky's first orgasm would eventually lead to a gold medal in luge.
2. "Aw, sh-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-t!"
3. The tragic death of Sondra K's web icon.
4. Many who survived the 12 Monkeys virus subsequently died as a result of stupid dares.
5. Every once in a while, Gwen Stefani has to air out the old coot.
6. And another orphan chooses violent suicide over adoption by Rosie O'Donnell.
7. And another Jackass fan helps chlorinate the human gene pool.
8. This about sums up my reaction to the slate of 2008 presidential candidates.
9. Going down the roller-coaster was easy, sticking the landing on the blue ping-pong table is the hard part.
10. Tonight on Heroes a young girl discovers her super-powered queefs can actually push her upwards on a steep roller-coaster track.
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When asked how he views this year's economic forecast, former Fed chairman Alan Greenspan said "Allow me to demonstrate, using my granddaughter and this roller coaster."
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Hat Tip: Dwight the Troubled Teen