Monday, March 19, 2007

What's Love Got to Do with it?


1. "Oh, yes, dip your bald head in oil and rub it all over my black body."

2. "Yes! Yes! Kiss me like a Russian lesbian bride!"

3. ORA "Some accountabillibuddy you turned out to be."

4. Even George Takei was was put off his lunch by their vulgar display.

5. "Damn, Harry. One bucket of Popeye's and you're anybody's whore" And then, Dawn's head exploded.

6. "What do you say we swing back to what I like to call the DEPTARTMT OF GETTIN IT AWN?"

7. "You kiss just like Strom Thurmond."

8. Secretly, though, Harry Belafonte missed the stern open hand of Ike Turner.

9. "Danny, are you missing a tongue? Because I have two."

10. "How did you know about my Britney Spears fetish?"

Best of sonicfrog
If this doesn't cure the Reverend Ted Haggard of his homosexual tendencies, then noting will!!!

Best of metalgarth
Middle age black gay porn is definitely a niche market, but one that consistantly outsells Hillary Clinton/Rosie O'Donell porn.

Best of Rodney Dill
That popping sound is Ann Coulter's head exploding

Best of Rodney Dill

Gag-O, Ga-a-ag-O,
regurge come and I'm gonna Gag-O


Best of Double the U
Okay, now SHUT UP Belafonte, I don't want to hear any more about how Chevez kissed Sheehan and not you.

Best of attmay
The golden age of blaxploitation returns when New Line Cinema releases "Brokeblack Mountain", in theaters this summer.

Best of Van Helsing
"Nice work, Harry. I knew your suction power would get that bit of gristle stuck between my teeth."

Best of Cybrludite
Oddly enough, the transition to a "Chocolate City" had almost no effect on the clubs east of St. Ann on Bourbon St.

Best of mo fo
“Your kissing is pretty clean and articulate for a black man.”

Best of the paperboy
I thought it was one of those Sci Fi Channel things, where the guy blows up the balloon dog by the a**, or French kisses the alien puppy.

Best of racerboy
Danny was overwhelmed with gratitude when Harry gave him a year's membership to the Butt-Plug-Of-The-Month Club.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Mr.Glover, it is unethical to use the Vulcan mind meld that way.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
The original idea for the Snicker's Superbowl Halftime commercial was even more disgusting...

Best of Frank IBC
Smoking crack on live TV, DWI and failure to file a tax return all passed under the radar, but the citizens of the District of Columbia finally sat up and took notice when Marion Barry was caught French-kissing the disembodied head of Ray Nagin.



Source: Van Helsing

29 comments:

sonicfrog said...

I told you Harry Belafonte SUCKS!!!!

sonicfrog said...

Is that Harry Belafonte or Danny Glover... eh, what's the difference.

sonicfrog said...

Tony Dungy makes an attempt to appease gay rights groups by sucking face with Harry Belafonte... or Danny Glover.

sonicfrog said...

This is just sick, sick, SICK!

If this doesn't cure the Reverend Ted Haggard of his homosexual tendencies, then noting will!!!

metalgarth said...

Middle age black gay porn is definitely a niche market, but one that consistantly outsells Hillary Clinton/Rosie O'Donell porn.

Rodney Dill said...

That popping sound is Ann Coulter's head exploding

Rodney Dill said...


Gag-O, Ga-a-ag-O,
regurge come and I'm gonna Gag-O

Jack Reacher said...

"So when I'm dressed like a bum and the cab driver still stops for me, I lay one of these on him."

"I love that banana boat song. Speaking of bananas, er, take it easy there, Harry, people are starting to stare. You might wanna reduce the Viagra dosage."

Double the U said...

Okay, now SHUT UP Belafonte, I don't want to hear any more about how Chevez kissed Sheehan and not you.

attmay said...

The golden age of blaxploitation returns when New Line Cinema releases "Brokeblack Mountain", in theaters this summer.

Van Helsing said...

"Nice work, Harry. I knew your suction power would get that bit of gristle stuck between my teeth."

Cybrludite said...

Oddly enough, the transition to a "Chocolate City" had almost no effect on the clubs east of St. Ann on Bourbon St.

mo fo said...

“Your kissing is pretty clean and articulate for a black man.”

♫♫ Gay-o…Gay-ay-ay-o! Gayboy come and he wanna get my bone ♫♫

the paperboy said...

Mmmm... I love chocolate... mmm hmmm... chocolate kisses... mmmm... Hershey's syrup... mmmm... chocolate milk, I'm a total chocoholic.

the paperboy said...

I thought it was one of those Sci Fi Channel things, where the guy blows up the balloon dog by the a**, or French kisses the alien puppy.

Dave Munger said...

Hey kids, watch me make a Harry Belafonte head out of this balloon.

racerboy said...

Danny was overwhelmed with gratitude when Harry gave him a year's membership to the Butt-Plug-Of-The-Month Club.

Son Of The Godfather said...

This time Hollywood had gone too far, as the box office receipts for "When Harry Met Danny" would soon prove.

I won't have what he's having.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Gua'uld transfer rituals are kinda gross.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Whoa!... Slow down there a second, Harry Tongue-afonte!"

racerboy said...

"You love me! You really love me!!!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Mr.Glover, it is unethical to use the Vulcan mind meld that way.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The original idea for the Snicker's Superbowl Halftime commercial was even more disgusting...

racerboy said...

OK, SOTG, you beat me to that one... how 'bout this:

Harold Fitzdaniel and Daniel Fitzharold

Frank IBC said...

Smoking crack on live TV, DWI and failure to file a tax return all passed under the radar, but the citizens of the District of Columbia finally sat up and took notice when Marion Barry was caught French-kissing the disembodied head of Ray Nagin.

sonicfrog said...

Kissing guys with mustaches is GROSS!!!

mo fo said...

G(ay) + lover = Glover

Anonymous said...

Imhotep sucks the life force from Barrack Hussein Obama.

Or Dr. Danny Glover cures Mr. Belafonte's prolapsed hemorrhoids... the hard way.

the paperboy said...

Today on Modern Marvels: Harry Belefonte Chocolate Bubble Gum.