Friday, March 16, 2007

Waving their Hands in the Air like they just don't care


Hat Tip: Renna

Best of Renna

1. Auditions for the "All New Village People" were held this week...

2. There was no way Kobe was going anywhere near that.

3. "No, I'm sorry, none of you have come even close to how large Hillary's ass actually is."

4. The competition for the bridal bouquet was bound to be fierce.

5. "Congratulations, you have all passed basic training in the French Army."

And five more

6. "YAHOO! WE'RE KOO-KOO FOR MARTYRDOM! KOO-KOO FOR MARTYRDOM!"

7. "Goat rapes! Honor killings! Sis-Boom-Bah! Blitzkrieg! Car bombs! Rah! Rah! Rah!"

8. "No! No! No! It's kick - turn - flair, kick-turn-flair, then jazz-hands, you no-talent scrubs!"

9. "Well, your 'trapped in an invisible Zionist box' sucks, let's see you 'walking against fascist headwinds.'"

10. "Sprockets" was only the beginning of Dieter's plan for 'Vorld Domination.'

Best of Jack Reacher
"Stop, stop, stop. What the hell kind of teapots are these, you morons? Try it again."

Best of Submariner

With up-front apologies to Pink Floyd:

Welcome my son, welcome to the jihad.
Where have you been?
No matter, we know where you've been.
You've been at Madrassa, binding your mind;
Provided with toys and
scouting for boys.

Best of mo fo
♫ If you’re an Islamist Facist Nazi raise your hands. ♫
♫ If you’re an Islamist Facist Nazi raise your hands. ♫
♫ If you’re an Islamist Facist Nazi and you really want to show it ♫
♫ If you’re an Islamist Facist Nazi raise your hands. ♫

Best of curly
“Now give me 50 Jumping Osamas, you good-for-nothing sissies!”

Best of prince of leaves
Black: it's the new brownshirt.

Best of prince of leaves
"You know something, Mohammed? I could take this whole shaheed thing more seriously back before Abu Ahmad adopted workplace morale-improvement kalisthenics from the Japanese."

Best of Rodney Dill
France deploys their crack Surrender Ninja Terrorist Team.

Best of affablerants
"Okay people, when I say 'Go',the first one to get a dead child and shove the corpse in front of a CNN stooge will spend tonight with a virgin...goat of his choice."

Source: Fox News

25 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"Stop, stop, stop. What the hell kind of teapots are these, you morons? Try it again."

"Indy! Throw me the idol!"

Renna said...

In the interest of accuracy, I said "This one has YMCA and "Hey Kobe" jokes written all over it. Guessing how big is Hillary's butt? Hoping to catch the bridal bouquet? Pretending to be French?"

V made 'em funny.

Submariner said...

Meanwhile, back at Abdul's 6th grade play try outs, Uncle Muhammed looked to be a shoo-in for the part of the minaret in the "Arabian Nights" production...

Submariner said...

"Congratulations, you 2007 newbies have all passed basic training for National Congressman, DNC. Please see John Murtha for your certificate of completion.."

Submariner said...

Picture from Fodor's Travel Guide, Washington DC.

Submariner said...

With up-front apologies to Pink Floyd:

Welcome my son, welcome to the jihad.
Where have you been?
No matter, we know where you've been.
You've been at Madrassa, binding your mind;
Provided with toys and
scouting for boys.

Occasional Reader said...

"The Zionists hit Abu Bunny! LET'S GET 'EM, GIRLS!"

Anonymous said...

Damn YOU! Mohammeds^6

When doing the WAVE you ALL don't jump up at one time! Now for the millionth time, I Start it and You jump up when the guy on your left beings to sit back down.

Submariner said...

Look, if we're going to re-establish Al-Andalus, we must first make the Spanish think we are no threat. Ululating every time a bull takes out an infidel-fighter will not do this; morons.

Submariner said...

The roof!
The roof!
The roof is on fire...

mo fo said...

♫ If you’re an Islamist Facist Nazi raise your hands. ♫
♫ If you’re an Islamist Facist Nazi raise your hands. ♫
♫ If you’re an Islamist Facist Nazi and you really want to show it ♫
♫ If you’re an Islamist Facist Nazi raise your hands. ♫

curly said...

“We used to call them Jumping Jacks, until the evil American infidel pig Jack Baur became so popular…Now give me 50 Jumping Osamas, you good-for-nothing sissies!”

mo fo said...

“Thank you all for wearing your explosive vests; let’s see if they’re wired properly. Now then, the first girly boy to tire out will demonstrate the mechanics involved in being a suicide bomber!”

mo fo said...

When playing ‘simultaneous charades’ in Tehran, the participants always love it when they are asked to enact the posture that a moslem must take when confronting an evil white person in the zionist-controlled United States of Islamiphobia.

sonicfrog said...

It's an army of Obamas...

prince of leaves said...

Black: it's the new brownshirt.

prince of leaves said...

"You know something, Mohammed? I could take this whole shaheed thing more seriously back before Abu Ahmad adopted workplace morale-improvement kalisthenics from the Japanese."

Rodney Dill said...

France deploys their new Surrender Ninja Terrorist Team.

Anonymous said...

As a new Olympic event, the Britney Srears school of Synchronized Queefing did not seem destined for success.

affablerants said...

Another head lopped off,
And whadda ya get ?,
One more virgin
In your mansion of death !

affablerants said...

"Okay people, when I say 'Go',the first one to get a dead child and shove the corpse in front of a CNN stooge will spend tonight with a virgin...goat of his choice."

affablerants said...

"Now remember, when your 'bullets of celebration' fall to earth and mame innocents, you simply raise the victim over your head thus,and start screaming,'Death to America!',in front of the nearest American camera..."

affablerants said...

"...And when they've dropped their guard, reach down and detonate your 'ticket to paradise',which will in turn send them all to infidel hell..."

affablerants said...

"Okay,hold it...Good! Everyone thank the Christian Science Monitor photographer for taking the picture he'll be publishing of us after we attack the village market."

divine miss m said...

CONfident!
CONfident!
Dry and seCURE!
Raise your hands!
Raise your hands, if you're SURE!