Monday, March 19, 2007

Victory! Welfare!



1. "Sorry, Helen Thomas. You have to be this tall to ride the Iron Dingbat."

2. "And when ah'm ridin' in muh car, ah lahks to does this out the winder," Hillary makes another tone-deaf attempt at pandering.

3. ORA "Arafat's red binder? Thanks, Suha! Heil Hitler!"

4. "Oh, so I'm supposed to hold my hand like *this*! That's why all those interns hemorrhage after I fist them! Thanks, Andrew!"

5. Hillary shows her campaign staff the new, mandatory salute.

6. ORA: Hillary reminds everyone at the Center for American Progeria that they are "nature's cruelest joke."

7. "Britney, may I rub your head? Did I ever tell you about me and Sinead O'Connor?"

8. "I'm actually going to raise taxes much higher than this, but Rosie and Ellen got kind of rough last night and this is as far as I can raise my arm."

9. "All right! The May issue of Chixxx with Dixxx! Thanks, Nancy!"

10. "Hey, Val! Bushitler just sent me a crate of extra-large Mexican produce. Any chance you could ditch Joe for the weekend?"

Best of mo fo
“Let’s talk…Let’s chat…Let’s make retarded hand gestures.”

Best of racerboy
"Buh-bye... buh-bye... buh-bye... Thanks for flying with us! Uh-huh, buh-bye... BUH-bye..."

Best of Jack Reacher
"Yes, as president, I will march into...I mean, visit, VISIT Poland."

Best of Jack Reacher
"Can you turn the lights down a little? My face is melting, melting, oh what a world."

Best of affablerants
"No,really, if you do it like this, it means you love the hell out of the zionist movement."

Best of Van Helsing
Shrillary ineptly attempts to high-five the ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt.

Best of ThatGayConservative
Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!

Best of metalgarth
Hillary was way better at "I'm a Little Teapot" than the jihad guys

Source: NY Sun

16 comments:

Double the U said...

Ohhh, hi, yes yes, hi. (under breath) Security get those commoners out of here.

mo fo said...

“Has anybody seen my future Secratery of Defense, Dennis Kucinich? He’s about this friggin’ high.”

“Bill told me he’d gently push down on Monica’s head – like this – and she would just take over. Now THAT is the power of the President!”

“Let’s talk…Let’s chat…Let’s make retarded hand gestures.”

“Do we have a hard on for Carl Rove? Oh yeah! Like this!”

mo fo said...

The Democratic '08 choices of Obomination of Desolation: Desolation greets the crown while Obamanation campaigns elsewhere.

sonicfrog said...

Oh, I'd say McCain is about THIS tall.

racerboy said...

ORA: "Buh-bye... buh-bye... buh-bye... Thanks for flying with us! Uh-huh, buh-bye... BUH-bye..."

Jack Reacher said...

"Yes, as president, I will march into...I mean, visit, VISIT Poland."

Jack Reacher said...

"Can you turn the lights down a little? My face is melting, melting, oh what a world."

affablerants said...

"So the plane's coming straight in,just like this, and the tower just stood there. That's how I know George Bush and his 'Big Construction' cronies were in on the whole thing..."

affablerants said...

"No,really, if you do it like this, it means you love the hell out of the zionist movement."

affablerants said...

"I look like Sheri O-who on Saturday Night live ?...Bill, have one of your henchmen take that bitch out."

affablerants said...

Mrs. Bill Clinton illustrates for the class just how tall Bill would be if the SS agents hadn't hidden all of the cutlery on that fateful day.

Van Helsing said...

Shrillary spots her friend Eleanor Roosevelt in the audience.

ThatGayConservative said...

Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!

Citizen Grim said...

The red binder, seeking out evil, was ultimately rather underwhelmed by Richard Gere. As are we all.

Rodney Dill said...

"OK Girls, Bend... and SNAP!"

metalgarth said...

Hillary tries to demonstrate that she can do the "I'm a Little Teapot" better than the jihad guys in the "Waving their Hands in the Air like they just don't care" photo