1. Even at the beginning, the Kurt Cobain-Courtney Love marriage was problematic at best.
2. "It's okay," Bill assured the other guests. "Hillary and I have an understanding."
3. You think that's bad, you should see what the groom did to the ring-bearer in the broom closet.
4. "I bet Vince Vaughan and Owen Wilson never saw this coming."
5. "Shut the f**k up, Billy Idol. Just shut the f**k up!"
Inspired by Rodney Dill
Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers.
Best of Submainer
"Jeff Gillooly eat your heart out!"
Best of Submariner
I just don't get it - what's so funny about a Massachussett's wedding reception? Oh, both brides wore white?
Best of divine miss m
If it were a WASP wedding, she'd be kissing the golden retriever.
Best of affablerants
"Wow, I'm spending Prom Night with the hottest chic in school! This is sooo coo...HEY! What are you doing with my sister?!"
Best of mo fo
In retrospect, the groom's lime green tie positively screamed "I'm OK with my new bride's lesbo tendancies!"
Best of Jonathan
"Well DUH, Yuri! Why do you think I married her?"
Hat Tip: Timmeh!
Source: Russia
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Groom: (thinking) "Man, I could go for a Krispy Kreme right now."
No wonder Russia's having such a hard time keeping its population up.
Groom's thought bubble; "Man! how much can I get for THIS wedding night video... Jeff Gillooly eat your heart out!"
I just don't get it - what's so funny about a Massachussett's wedding reception? Oh, both brides wore white?
"She gets one...I get the rest...and her. What's the problem?"
Guy on left: "He was a ball hog in school too."
If no one is smiling in your wedding photos, this might be a problem.
If it were a WASP wedding, she'd be kissing the golden retriever.
That's not MY hand...
"Wow, I'm spending Prom Night with the hottest chic in school! This is sooo coo...HEY! What are you doing with my sister?!"
"Well, I suppose I'll get used to Tania draining the youth from some anonymous virgin now and then, if it keeps her looking young and hot."
Ivan learns belatedly that Tania's "operation" was a mixed success.
ORA: "Comrade Sonia is a friend to all!"
See? This is what you get when you hire Krispy Kreme to cater your reception.
Guy on left: "Be a groomsman, they said, and you'll get chicks. Right. They didn't tell me it would work better if I wore a dress."
Andrew Sullivan: "Nothing to see here! Move along!"
Bride: "Oh, God, I've wanted you all day!"
Groom: "Er, um, I can hear you...you know."
Say what you want about Myspace, GAY-WORLDONLINE.COM is the best place to hookup...
In retrospect, the groom's lime green tie positively screamed "I'm OK with my new bride's lesbo tendancies!"
Methinks it ain't a toad she plans on licking later...
"Well DUH, Yuri! Why do you think I married her?"
I'm sorry Sergei, but Vegan chocolate brownies always make me want a 'taco'...
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