1. Even at the beginning, the Kurt Cobain-Courtney Love marriage was problematic at best.
2. "It's okay," Bill assured the other guests. "Hillary and I have an understanding."
3. You think that's bad, you should see what the groom did to the ring-bearer in the broom closet.
4. "I bet Vince Vaughan and Owen Wilson never saw this coming."
5. "Shut the f**k up, Billy Idol. Just shut the f**k up!"
Inspired by Rodney Dill
Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers.
Best of Submainer
"Jeff Gillooly eat your heart out!"
Best of Submariner
I just don't get it - what's so funny about a Massachussett's wedding reception? Oh, both brides wore white?
Best of divine miss m
If it were a WASP wedding, she'd be kissing the golden retriever.
Best of affablerants
"Wow, I'm spending Prom Night with the hottest chic in school! This is sooo coo...HEY! What are you doing with my sister?!"
Best of mo fo
In retrospect, the groom's lime green tie positively screamed "I'm OK with my new bride's lesbo tendancies!"
Best of Jonathan
"Well DUH, Yuri! Why do you think I married her?"
Hat Tip: Timmeh!