Thursday, March 29, 2007

Title IX Run Amuck


1. As this photo from training camp suggests, the Detroit Lions are unlikely to see a Superbowl any time soon.

2. "Well, Fiddle-dee-dee, with God as my witness, I will never punt on a third down again."

3. In the first Title IX Hillarybowl,, the Flannels triumphed over the Lipsticks, 24-3.

4. Members of Hef's Harem are expected to indulge in a wide variety of entertainments for his pleasure.

5. The Rugby Petticoat: More or less ridiculous than the burqini? You decide.

Best of Submariner
Y'know... everything was going good until SOTG's prom date tackled Paperboy's prom date. After that? All bets were off.

Best of Submariner
Johnny Weir was apalled; "Crinoline in a rugby scrum? EVERYone knows it should be taffetta!"

Best of Cybrludite
Well, at least it ain't soccer...

Best of Double the U
The ladies guild will now reenact the battle of the bulge.

Best of The Man
Hillary tossed out her diaphragm and the battle between her interns over it was epic. Like 300 epic but more gay.

Best of lawhawk
This is just the warmup for Filene's annual wedding dress sale.

Source: SI
Hat tip: Divine the Miss M

12 comments:

jeff said...

Rugby brides don't throw a bouquet...

Submariner said...

Y'know... everything was going good until SOTG's prom date tackled Paperboy's prom date. After that? All bets were off.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Johnny Weir was apalled; "Crinoline in a rugby scrum? EVERYone knows it should be taffetta!"




(PIMF - Subby)

the paperboy said...

Ladies, ladies, ladies! Navy Reeboks don't color coordinate with an orchid jersey.

For some reason, the quarterback counts to somewhere around 60, and then the center queefs.

When PCU was admitted to the NCAA, referee calls had to be created for scratching, slapping, and pulling hair.

Jack Reacher said...

French special forces face their toughest training environment to date.

Cybrludite said...

Well, at least it ain't soccer...

Submariner said...

Reynaldo is gonna give you SUCH a b!tch-slap!

Double the U said...

The ladies guild will now reenact the battle of the bulge.

The Man said...

Hillary tossed out her diaphragm and the battle between her interns over it was epic. Like 300 epic but more gay.

lawhawk said...

This is just the warmup for Filene's annual wedding dress sale.

divine miss m said...

The rugby team was willing to give Sr. Mary Immaculata's dress code a try, but the swim team was doomed.