Tuesday, March 27, 2007

This Pic Deserves to be Painted on Black Velvet

1. "So, I take off my clothes and stomp on the frog while Mr. Frank jerks his meat... and I get a Snickers bar?"

2. Jamal didn't want to bite the frog's head off, but he didn't want the rest of the crips to think he was a pussy either.

3. Desperate for cash, Gary Coleman makes a foray into bestiality-pr0n in Whazzhou Talkin' 'Bout Puttin' in my Ass, Willis?."

4. "No, it was a totally different kind of frog that beat me up and stole my tricycle."

5. "Now, Jamal, what do you think happens when Mr. Croaks meets Mr M-80?"

Best of metalgarth
No I don't know how to play "Frog Baseball". MTV took Beavis and Butthead off the air before I was even born, you dumbass cracker.

Best of Jason
Nice. Make fun of a Somali kid finally getting some food. Educate yourselves. Morons.

Best of Silhouette
"Hello my baby, Hello my darling, Hello my good time gal."

Best of Jack Reacher
Tyrone was warned that if he ever set foot in Livonia again, his beloved frog would perish most horribly.

Best of Submariner
...You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, frog-kabobs, frog creole, frog gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried...

Best of sonicfrog
It tastes like fried chicken... Eat it!!!

Best of Anonymous
No cap - just had the v-word "mofkr" and had to use it.

Best of mo fo
A moonbat’s version of Bush’s No Child Left Behind school lunch program.

Source: SI
Hat tip: Divine the Miss M

18 comments:

Submariner said...

"My lunch money or de frog 'get's it?' I'm thinking, I'm thinking..."
Leroy LOVED the old Jack Benny routines.

Submariner said...

Apparently, Mark Foley no longer leaves an email trail...

metalgarth said...

No I don't know how to play "Frog Baseball". MTV took Beavis and Butthead off the air before I was even born, you dumbass cracker.

Jason said...

Nice. Make fun of a Somali kid finally getting some food. Educate yourselves. Morons.

Silhouette said...

"Hello my baby, Hello my darling, Hello my good time gal."

Silhouette said...

"Do I look like a fargin' princess? YOU kiss it."

Silhouette said...

In a desperate bid for the presidency, the witch turned the boy's father into a frog, and told him he'd be next if he didn't retrieve those files from Uncle O's house.

Jack Reacher said...

Tyrone was warned that if he ever set foot in Livonia again, his beloved frog would perish most horribly.

Taking a page from merchandisers of sports drinks and diet snacks, the makers of Froggy Jerky tried--with little success--to whip up interest in their product with a street marketing campaign.

Word verification: mnegshzk. This is also, ironically, the sound the little boy made when swallowing the frog.

nevergrewup said...

"I am not kidding Obama. You either eat Hillary the frog now, or when you both grow up, she will eat you."

Double the U said...

Look officer, I don't want to trade my bike for a frog.

Double the U said...

You tried to get me to lick that cat, I am not gonna lick no toad.

Submariner said...

...You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, frog-kabobs, frog creole, frog gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried...

prince of leaves said...

"Come now. Surely you don't think that I could be obtained so cheaply. Angelina Jolie is a multimillionaire...if I'm to go along with this, the least she could do is share some of that wealth with my large, impoverished extended family."

prince of leaves said...

Having just read the uncensored "The Color Purple", Kevin was a little leery of the unwholesome symbolism of the proffered frog.

sonicfrog said...

If I said I couldn't tell which was the more advanced species, would that make me a racist?

sonicfrog said...

It tastes like fried chicken... Eat it!!!

Anonymous said...

No cap - just had the v-word "mofkr" and had to use it.

mo fo said...

A moonbat’s version of Bush’s No Child Left Behind school lunch program.