1. "So, I take off my clothes and stomp on the frog while Mr. Frank jerks his meat... and I get a Snickers bar?"2. Jamal didn't want to bite the frog's head off, but he didn't want the rest of the crips to think he was a pussy either.
3. Desperate for cash, Gary Coleman makes a foray into bestiality-pr0n in Whazzhou Talkin' 'Bout Puttin' in my Ass, Willis?."
4. "No, it was a totally different kind of frog that beat me up and stole my tricycle."
5. "Now, Jamal, what do you think happens when Mr. Croaks meets Mr M-80?"
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No I don't know how to play "Frog Baseball". MTV took Beavis and Butthead off the air before I was even born, you dumbass cracker.
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Nice. Make fun of a Somali kid finally getting some food. Educate yourselves. Morons.
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"Hello my baby, Hello my darling, Hello my good time gal."
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Tyrone was warned that if he ever set foot in Livonia again, his beloved frog would perish most horribly.
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...You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, frog-kabobs, frog creole, frog gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried...
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It tastes like fried chicken... Eat it!!!
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No cap - just had the v-word "mofkr" and had to use it.
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A moonbat’s version of Bush’s No Child Left Behind school lunch program.
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"My lunch money or de frog 'get's it?' I'm thinking, I'm thinking..."
Leroy LOVED the old Jack Benny routines.
Apparently, Mark Foley no longer leaves an email trail...
No I don't know how to play "Frog Baseball". MTV took Beavis and Butthead off the air before I was even born, you dumbass cracker.
Nice. Make fun of a Somali kid finally getting some food. Educate yourselves. Morons.
"Hello my baby, Hello my darling, Hello my good time gal."
"Do I look like a fargin' princess? YOU kiss it."
In a desperate bid for the presidency, the witch turned the boy's father into a frog, and told him he'd be next if he didn't retrieve those files from Uncle O's house.
Tyrone was warned that if he ever set foot in Livonia again, his beloved frog would perish most horribly.
Taking a page from merchandisers of sports drinks and diet snacks, the makers of Froggy Jerky tried--with little success--to whip up interest in their product with a street marketing campaign.
Word verification: mnegshzk. This is also, ironically, the sound the little boy made when swallowing the frog.
"I am not kidding Obama. You either eat Hillary the frog now, or when you both grow up, she will eat you."
Look officer, I don't want to trade my bike for a frog.
You tried to get me to lick that cat, I am not gonna lick no toad.
...You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, frog-kabobs, frog creole, frog gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried...
"Come now. Surely you don't think that I could be obtained so cheaply. Angelina Jolie is a multimillionaire...if I'm to go along with this, the least she could do is share some of that wealth with my large, impoverished extended family."
Having just read the uncensored "The Color Purple", Kevin was a little leery of the unwholesome symbolism of the proffered frog.
If I said I couldn't tell which was the more advanced species, would that make me a racist?
It tastes like fried chicken... Eat it!!!
No cap - just had the v-word "mofkr" and had to use it.
A moonbat’s version of Bush’s No Child Left Behind school lunch program.
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