1. "So, I take off my clothes and stomp on the frog while Mr. Frank jerks his meat... and I get a Snickers bar?"
2. Jamal didn't want to bite the frog's head off, but he didn't want the rest of the crips to think he was a pussy either.
3. Desperate for cash, Gary Coleman makes a foray into bestiality-pr0n in Whazzhou Talkin' 'Bout Puttin' in my Ass, Willis?."
4. "No, it was a totally different kind of frog that beat me up and stole my tricycle."
5. "Now, Jamal, what do you think happens when Mr. Croaks meets Mr M-80?"
Best of metalgarth
No I don't know how to play "Frog Baseball". MTV took Beavis and Butthead off the air before I was even born, you dumbass cracker.
Best of Jason
Nice. Make fun of a Somali kid finally getting some food. Educate yourselves. Morons.
Best of Silhouette
"Hello my baby, Hello my darling, Hello my good time gal."
Best of Jack Reacher
Tyrone was warned that if he ever set foot in Livonia again, his beloved frog would perish most horribly.
Best of Submariner
...You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, frog-kabobs, frog creole, frog gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried...
Best of sonicfrog
It tastes like fried chicken... Eat it!!!
Best of Anonymous
No cap - just had the v-word "mofkr" and had to use it.
Best of mo fo
A moonbat’s version of Bush’s No Child Left Behind school lunch program.
Hat tip: Divine the Miss M