1. The last thing Rick remembered was doing Jell-O shots with the Blue Man Group.2. Being an intern for Barney Frank was not as glamorous as Rick had been led to believe.
3. Hard to believe that this was New Jersey's Secretary of Homeland Security under Jim McGreevey.
4. In 2198, Rick became the first human ever to join an Andorian fraternity, although the hazing rituals were disgusting.
5. Rejected Family Guy Manatee Gag #471: "Man, this is worse than that time I made the Smurf bukkake video."
Best of Double the U
Could have been worse, they could have photographed what he was doing before he passed out.
Best of Van Helsing
I would have expected nicer furniture at the Kennedy compound.
Best of Submariner
A cot was installed in his Congressional office since Patrick Kennedy frequently worked late into the night...
Best of Submariner
Andrew wasn't upset when he woke up, but he did wonder how he won the beads?
Best of metalgarth
"Sure thing Mr. Mapplethorpe," said Andrew in an enthusiastic voice, "but what's are the tube of Crest Gel, the Madri Gras beads and the terry cloth towel for?"
Best of sonicfrog
Grover?!? Nooooooooooooooo!!!
Best of Anonymous
Dad??!!!!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Failed Dr.Seuss Titles:
Who Threw Blue Goo?
Best of the paperboy
You sold our land for what? Some beads and a dirty towel?
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"Seacrest out!"
One too many tequila fanny-bangers last night there, Big Guy?
The selection process for the position of "Intern to Mr. Sullivan" was grueling.
Could have been worse, they could have photographed what he was doing before he passed out.
I would have expected nicer furniture at the Kennedy compound.
Another Kennedy in training.
“Can you hear me now?”
Democrats on the Hill demanded more hearings after seeing pictures of abuse at the Guantanamo Detention Facility.
At the surprise party for Andrew Sullivan, Brad did not jump out of a cake – he was the cake.
A cot was installed in his Congressional office since Patrick Kennedy frequently worked late into the night...
Andrew wasn't upset when he woke up, but he did wonder how his date managed to splooge blue?
Andrew wasn't upset when he woke up, but he did wonder how he won the beads?
"Sure thing Mr. Maplethorpe," said Andrew in an enthusiastic voice, "but what's are the tube of Crest Gel, the Madri Gras beads and the terry cloth towel for?"
Andrew found out that the penalties for adding a bad caption to a photo at V the K's blog were for worse than he imagined...
Mr. Sullivan had the noble intention of reenacting the Abu Ghraib abuses to "remind the world"-- but ended up just having fun instead.
Grover?!? Nooooooooooooooo!!!
Dad??!!!!
To work at Barney Frank's office you must be able to answer the phone AND provide the entertainment at the same time. Mr. Frank is only interested in skilled applicants.
Reason #435381 not to go up Bourbon past St. Ann...especially during Mardi Gras.
"I went to Mardi Gras, and all I got were these lousy beads!"
(d'oh. Posted before I read PoL's comment. Delete.)
Failed Dr.Seuss Titles:
Who Threw Blue Goo?
Remember, when doing ta-kill-ya shots, use an actual shot glass, not a 32 oz 7-11 Big Gulp cup.
"Do not turn the lights out. Do not turn the lights out. *click* I said *wretch* do not *wretch* turn the *wretch* lights out."
Submariner... wasted, beaded, and spackled with icing is no way to go through life, son.
SOTG: Or is it? :)
Uh, homer, me and some of the other ghouls are a little concerned that the project is not moving forward.
You sold our land for what? Some beads and a dirty towel?
I never knew that Hillary had a brother.
"Papa Smurf can I lick yo' ass?
Yeah ick my ass Bitch!"
Why, officer, I'm on my way to vote in Congress...
(Is this an ORA?)
Son Of The Godfather said...
Submariner... wasted, beaded, and spackled with icing is no way to go through life, son.
I'm going through life "wanted, bearded and speckled" bro, but you were close... heh heh.
I finally joined y'all with a blog. Interested in the regular's feedback, but I'll be traveling to DC next week and N'awlins in a couple. Cybr - interested in trying to get together for a brew? If so, write to the address on my blog so we can correspond.
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