Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Spitting Image


1. ORA: As the squadrons of tiny Al-Kesh penetrated his personal shield, the System Lord realized he was doomed.

2. Tim Hardaway demonstrates Number 14 in his list of techniques to keep the gays at bay.

3. "But 'spraying it' adds so much more emphasis."

4. "Why do black men always spit out your seed?" Sullivan lamented.

5. "And now my impression of a squirrel with bulimia."

Hat Tip: Subby
Source: Yarr

7 comments:

Submariner said...

No more UNcola nuts;
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Submariner said...

When attacking a "Boss" for the first time, it is generally accepted technique to throw up the heaviest barrage of firepower that you can muster.

Anonymous said...

What happens on the mile, stays on the mile, boss.

Anonymous said...

Spitting them out? He's sucking them in! He's the human vacuum cleaner.

-A.M. Mora y Leon

jeff said...

On the Space Shuttle Atlantis, research proceeds on eating sunflower seeds in a weightless environment...

attmay said...

Tyrell was determined to challenge the prevalence of black stereotypes; here he eats a live chicken instead of a fried one.

Submariner said...

It used to be watermelon seeds, but I gave them up after some fruit drove up in a Ryder and asked me if he could "polish my bat" and if I was interested in a little "around the horn."