Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Special Ed Horeshoes


1. "Rick, when did we officially become white trash?"

2. "Actually, it's using that stack of Bud cans for a stake that really marks us trailer park trash."

3. "Nice throw, brother-cousin."

4. The Little Rock Games of 2024 were not the Olympics proudest moment.

5. "Yeah, like Rosie O' Donnel even needs an IUD."

Best of metalgarth
Jethro and his life partner Lance take advantage of the plumber's strike of aught-seven to settle the "seat up or seat down" debate in the fairest way possible.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"There's water in this field!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Take this, Magneto!"

Best of Jack Reacher
Duke and Spider thought wearing glasses while playing horseshoes made them look like sissies. So they got bigger horseshoes.

Best of mo fo
"Darnit Earl, quit sniffing 'em and just throw 'em."

"Them San Francisco values don't play none to well here in Tulsa, does they Earl?"


HT: Div Ms M

15 comments:

metalgarth said...

Jake and his life partner Lance decided to settle the "seat up or seat down" debate in the fairest way possible.

or...

There wasn't much to do during the great plumber's strike of aught seven but Billy and Jethro always found ways to pass the time.

CJ said...

Ron White and Larry the Cable Guy relax between Blue Collar Comedy Tour performances.

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Occasional Reader said...

From the Claes Oldenburg lawn toy collection.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"You best shuddup, or I'm gonna open up a can of wipe-ass on ya!"... Larry could never get his redneck threats down.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"There's water in this field!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Take this, Magneto!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Ms. O'Donnell wants to go horseback riding again."

Rodney Dill said...

"It's a leaner!"

Dickey Swollenz said...

Just because lawn darts have been banned as an "unsafe toy" doesn't mean you can't have some fun in the backyard...

Jack Reacher said...

Duke and Spider thought wearing glasses while playing horseshoes made them look like sissies. So they got bigger horseshoes. Well, at least they don't look like sissies.

"Hey, Earl, did you hear a scream?"
"Oh, crap, Edna must have come home and tried to use the toilet. Run!"

mo fo said...

"Darnit Earl, quit sniffing 'em and just throw 'em."

"It sure was nice of that Cindy Sheehag to leave her shoes in the ditch for us."

"Them San Francisco values don't play none to well here in Tulsa, does they Earl?"

"Walmart done had themselves a sale on these lucky horseshoes."

Cybrludite said...

You might be a redneck if...

Silhouette said...

Typically, when you use these, close doesn't count.

Frank IBC said...

Nice. Making fun of men who have devoted their whole lives to improving the sanitary conditions of thousands of Mexicans. Prevented by the Patriot Act from shipping their urgent supplies directly across the border, they are forced to hurl them directly across the Apartheid Wall using only their own strength. Read their story. Educate yourselfs, morons.