Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Smile Like a Dougnut!


1. Where will you be when 'Botox Face Freeze' kicks in?

2. "When told about the existence of Krispy Kreme, Ann Coulter made a face exactly like this."

3. "What's it like having sex with a strict vegan? We'll tell you, right after this commercial break."

4. "And I, for one, welcome our new Krispy Kreme Wheat Doughnut overlords!"

5. "They're made of people! Soylent Wheat Doughnuts are made of flour, sugar, eggs, and people!"

Best of Submariner
I'm curious, what were they made of before? I'm just askin'...

Best of Jack Reacher
"I'm consumer reporter Myra Brown, here to warn consumers about a new IUD on the market that's messy, uncomfortable, and probably ineffective."

Best of prince of leaves
"Vice President Cheney was out getting a warm dozen and could not be reached for comment."

Best of Submariner
Andrew smirked; "How'd you THINK we glazed 'em?"
I threw up a little in my mouth just yping that...

Best of Submariner
Ya DEFinitely want to stay clear of all the cream-filled varieties after seeing this promo...

Best of Rodney Dill
"...kinda makes your mouth water for some Schweddy Balls as well..."

Best of Double the U
I like my news anchors like my Krispy Kremes... hot and fresh.


Hat Tip: Evariste

18 comments:

Cricket said...

KrispyKreme Wheat Donuts are just the ticket to curb bulimia.

"You get fiber to move the fat."

Submariner said...

I'm curious, what were they made of before? I'm just askin'...

Occasional Reader said...

Erm... am I the only one who's noticed that the caption underneath the doughnuts reads, "So good, you'll suck dick"?

[no, this itself is not meant to be a funny caption, by the way]

Jack Reacher said...

"Interesting news on a new product for those of you not on television, and who consume more than 1000 calories a day."

"I'm consumer reporter Myra Brown, here to warn consumers about a new IUD on the market that's messy, uncomfortable, and probably ineffective. Um, wait, what's that you're telling me in the booth? It's not an IUD?"

jeff said...

"Ah... the teleprompter just died...I have no idea what I'm supposed to say..."

Occasional Reader: Yes, you were the only one...

"I just ate one of these donuts and now I want to.... I CAN'T HELP MYSELF!"

prince of leaves said...

"Vice President Cheney was out getting a warm dozen and could not be reached for comment."

prince of leaves said...

"Mmm...wheat donuts..." -- Homo Simpson.

prince of leaves said...

Unfortunately, the donuts were yanked as soon as they reached the market, in response to Muslim groups who claimed to see "Allah" written in the glaze in Arabic script. Damned party-poopers.

Submariner said...

Andrew smirked; "How'd you THINK we glazed 'em?"


I threw up a little in my mouth just yping that...

Submariner said...

Ya DEFinitely want to stay clear of all the cream-filled varieties after seeing this promo...

Rodney Dill said...

(ORA-well with this crowd maybe not that obscure)

"...kinda makes your mouth water for some Schweddy Balls as well..."

Rodney Dill said...

"I wonder if they come cream filled?"

Double the U said...

I like my news anchors like my Krispy Kremes... hot and fresh.

Submariner said...

This would be more palatable if presented by that hot French news babe, especially if she was guesting on The Naked News...

Submariner said...

They're how I keep my teeth so white. TRUST ME; you'll brush long and hard after each!

Submariner said...

Turning to business, Ted Turner accused Rupert Murdoch of hacking into his signal and modifying advertisements with the intent to embarass...

Cricket said...

After the news commenter read the caption under the donuts her face froze.

Anonymous said...

In the graphic text to the right of the picture of the donuts--does it really say "So good you'll suck dick"
No it can't possibly sat that? Does it?