Friday, March 09, 2007
1. The Russian Army is so desperate, they're now recruiting Confederate Civil War Re-enactors.
2. "We'll never be ready for our Chorus Line audition if you people don't back the f**k off!"
3. Never fails. Four guys always have top be smart-asses and screw up your Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album cover re-creation.
4. "Dang, we're still one short for the menage-a-trente-et-un."
5. "We happen to be maintaining a police line, you skinny blonde bitch."
Bst of divine miss m
Come on, sing with us, what are you people, uptight or something? All together now: "Kumbaya..."
Bst of Silhouette
At the height of his popularity, crowd control for the world tour of the Watermelon Man and his septuagenarian cheerleaders was a challenge.
Bst of Submariner
V> don't know how much longer we can hold 'em back. Better post the Best Of's...
Bst of Jack Reacher
"And three, four, five, KICK, three, four,five...hey, Andrei! Get in step or it's back to Cats for you!"
Bst of chsw
When people saw John Edwards security detail, they were reminded of what Anne Coulter said.
Bst of Cricket
Yuri, Yakov, Rasputin, and Mikhail wait for Leonid to join them for the dance of the Little Swans in the street revival of Swan Lake.
Bst of prince of leaves
"Wheeeew! Who putined?"
Bst of Rodney Dill
♫ One singular sensation, every step... ♫
Bst of Double the U
"I'd like to see more sketches about police being fairies."
Bst of curly
“Have you been working out, comrade?”
Hat Tip: Timmeh!