Friday, March 16, 2007

Oy!

1. Manischewitz, always a good choice!

2. Ah, St Patrick's Day, when drunks of all religions and ethnicities get sh*tfaced as one.

3. "Hey! Now that we're loaded, let's go into the hood and inject black babies with AIDS!"

4. "They say the only difference between a mensch and a faygele is a six-pack of Shmaltz..."

5. "Hah! Those shriners were freakin' pussies. When we stole their hats, they cried like George Voinovitch."

Best of Rodney Dill
Torah Torah Torah

Best of Silhouette
Now the black-fezzed Sneetches had fezs that were black.
The ecru-fezzed Sneetches, the black they did lack.

Best of Silhouette
Day 365: Still no washing machine repair man. Have given up hope.... Screw this, there are lamp shades and shower curtains handy. We're going out.

Best of Occasional Reader
The Avant-Garde Orthodox Theater Group presents "Mummenschwartz".

Best of attmay
♫ Hey hey, we're the Monkewiczes
And people say we Monkewicz around,
And we're too busy kvetching
To put anybody down ♫

Best of prince of leaves
The students were momentarily terrified and disoriented when their Qabbalah ritual actually worked, dragging them through a time portal into modern-day Amsterdam.

Best of Brian_in_MA
Beware our Zionist plot to get smashed!

Best of Michigan-Matt
The new JewBoiBand left court after learning "Whirling Dervish" was already taken by another group of religious fanatics.




Hat Tip: Brender

30 comments:

Double the U said...

There are rules VtheK. You can only make fun of Christians.

Rodney Dill said...

Torah Torah Torah

Rodney Dill said...

On the prowl for Shiksa sex

Silhouette said...

Now the black-fezzed Sneetches had fezs that were black.
The ecru-fezzed Sneetches, the black they did lack.

Jack Reacher said...

A meeting of the Full Size Chess Pieces Club broke up early when two pawns and two rooks took to the streets. Causing considerable consternation was the fact that the pieces were from opposing sides.

"Yeah, I got your jihad right here...ooops, Marty just spewed."

Silhouette said...

Day 365: Still no washing machine repair man. Have given up hope.... Screw this, there are lamp shades and shower curtains handy. We're going out.

Epaminondas said...

I know, I know The Lettermen is used already, how about the 4 Schmendrix?

Submariner said...

Proposed "Oy-vey Road" album cover shot.


dated myself, didn't I?

Submariner said...

I'm soooooooooo ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-aked!

Occasional Reader said...

The Avant-Garde Orthodox Theater Group presents "Mummenschwartz".

attmay said...

♫ Hey hey, we're the Monkewiczes
And people say we Monkewicz around,
And we're too busy kvetching
To put anybody down ♫

Submariner said...

Fez family album photo, circa 1968 (note those crazy sideburns!)




V. et al - note I finally established a site. email me at the address listed there so's I can share a couple of pics you may be interested in.

mo fo said...

Not seeing anything green, Andrew Sullivan is inspired to be similarly costumed on St. Patrick’s Day…”Pinch me! Pinch me! I’m not wearing green!”

“Comrade, the tin foil tunic alone will not protect you; you must don a tin foil fez!”

mo fo said...

“Abbey Road? You’re just like that walrus a-hole Paul!”

prince of leaves said...

Washington Heights' annual Running of the Blind Hasidim rarely drew more than a few spectators.

prince of leaves said...

The students were momentarily terrified and disoriented when their Qabbalah ritual actually worked, dragging them through a time portal into modern-day Amsterdam.

prince of leaves said...

"Hey! No fair, Herschel! You can't call 'shotgun' on gefilte fish!"

prince of leaves said...

Hearing the clock strike 6:30pm on Friday, Lubavitcherella realized it was time to rush home, lest the others see him turn back into a goy at sundown.

prince of leaves said...

Where will YOU be when your mohel kicks in?

Cybrludite said...

More pics from the Dragon*Con parade.

Anonymous said...

The Israeli diplomatic corp heads out for a night on the town in beautiful old El Salvador. The home-coming will be a different matter entirely.

affablerants said...

Ironically enough, just as "Shecki and the Banshees" were about to get back together,front man Shecki Horowitz experienced a tragic flashback, from which no lithium treatment could retrieve him.

affablerants said...

Won't you give to the "Stop the dry hebes now" foundation ?

affablerants said...

Hollering at things no one else could see was an affliction Hymie had to endure until the day they finally found the cure for "Turretenburgs Syndrome".

affablerants said...

Truth be told, Hymie was so proud that a life saving technique was named for him, that he could be found "choking to death" all over town just so he could say,"That's me! I'm famous!" when the occasional chicken bone was expunged from his throat.

affablerants said...

Suddenly, it became apparent that there was only one Jerry Lewis,so, in late 1999, "The Academy for Aspiring Slapsticks", had its farewell moment of shtick.

affablerants said...

Knowing the punchline to Sheckis' knee slapper, Shimone could not stop himself from busting out laughing.

affablerants said...

"le'chayim this!", Vinnie, the wanna be jew,could be heard to say while out with his "fellow Meshugenes".

Brian_in_MA said...

Beware our Zionist plot to get smashed!

Michigan-Matt said...

The new JewBoiBand left court after learning "Whirling Dervish" was already taken by another group of religious fanatics.

"Oy, da' pain!"