Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Naked Hippies in a Tree

1. "Caption this and we'll fling poo at you!"

2. "You know how I can tell you're gay? 'Cos you're naked and you're humping a tree."

3. The Patriot Guard had 'em treed, and two of 'em brought chainsaws to finish the job.

4. Seconds after this photo was taken, Free Waterfall fell butt-crack first on a penis-shaped cactus.

5. "No, not yet, I only said they smelled ripe."

Best of racerboy
Mabel!!! Get me the sprayer!! Looks like that dayum hippie infestation is back!

Best of the paperboy
I's gots four of 'em treed raght chere! Brang up th' shotgun Cletus, we's havin' moonbat tonaght.

Best of Submariner
ORA: I can't help it. I look at this pic and all I can think about is Hoggle spraying the pixies...

Best of sonicfrog
Hey, why do you think they're called "fruits" anyway!

Best of Submariner
Consultants be damned - I ain't goin after no "low hangin' fruuit!"

Best of mo fo
Ahhh, springtime in Berkeley: birds chirping, children playing, and nuts in the trees.

Best of Anonymous
Can a tree get AIDS?

Best of Tomslick
Oh Billy, assholes don't grow on trees.
But Dad, But Dad.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
I think that I shall never see,
A billboard lovely as a...
Oh... nevermind.


Hat tip: Sondra K

26 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

I think this is taking carbon-offsets a tad too far.

Chrees said...

(with apologies to Billie Holiday)

Berkeley trees bear strange fruit
Flesh on the leaves
Flesh at the root
Hippie bodies swinging in the bay breeze
Strange fruit hanging from the old oak trees

Jack Reacher said...

Archer Daniels Midland's test site for the new pesticide "Hippy B Gone."

Wally looked up as he passed through the oak grove and remarked "Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue."

Submariner said...

Nothin' to be seein' here, folks. Just the Krazy Kos Kids BEIN' the Krazy Kos Kids, please to be movin' along...

Submariner said...

Minus, of course the standard mindless invective rant...

racerboy said...

Mabel!!! Get me the sprayer!! Looks like that dayum hippie infestation is back!

Anonymous said...

There is unrest in the forest
The creatures all have fled
For the Maples Scream Oppression
And the Oaks just shake their head...
and drop moonbats on the ground!!

the paperboy said...

I's gots four of 'em treed raght chere! Brang up th' shotgun Cletus, we's havin' moonbat tonaght.

Double the U said...

"You can burn 'em out or you can shoot 'em out" said the pest control agency.

Chief Wiggun said...

What a shame, not a looker in the bunch.

Submariner said...

ORA:

I can't help it. I look at this pic and all I can think about is Hoggle spraying the pixies...

Shayne said...

"The view was heavenly, but the splinters were devine."

sonicfrog said...

Hey, why do you think they're called "fruits" anyway!

Submariner said...

Riffing on SonicFrog's cap:

This is one time that Consultants be damned - I ain't goin after no "low hangin' fruuit!"

sonicfrog said...

Note to self: Do Not Attempt To Climb That Tree... EVER!!!

Ver Word: fkkaas

mo fo said...

Ahhh, springtime in Berkeley: birds chirping, children playing, and nuts in the trees.

Taking tree hugging to the next level.

Sully’s orchard was the pride of the gay community.

You and the smarmy pundits in your pocket - those who bathe in the moisture of your soiled and blood-soaked underwear - can take that noise and shove it.

Cricket said...

Fruit and nut season is upon us.

Anonymous said...

Can a tree get AIDS?

Tomslick said...

Oh Billy, assholes don't grow on trees.

But Dad, But Dad.

Submariner said...

Moon Unit and the gang heard about the "crotches" in the old oak and went to the next level...

GOP & College said...

Hippie 1: I'm thirsty.
Hippies 2: I'm hungry.
Hippie 3: I could hump a tree.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I can't believe we actually need a law prohibiting "tree rape".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hippies: "No War for Oil!"
SOTG: "Witness the awesome power of fire, tree-fuckers."

Son Of The Godfather said...

I think that I shall never see,
A billboard lovely as a...

Oh... nevermind.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Mommy, how come the Eucalyptus smells like ass?"

Anonymous said...

Performance fart.


Steve O