1. Being rejected from The Hef's harem can leave one emotionally scarred for life.
2. Sullivan was delighted to learn a version with a zipper in the rear was available.
3. "Hi, we're a pair of frigid, bitchy peaceniks with no fashion sense. Come join our cause."
4. Rainbow finally found an outfit that covered all her needle marks. Sunfall just flaunted hers.
5. "Actually, it's the scarecrow that's supposed to sing 'If I only had a...' oh... never mind."
6. "I don't trust the way those guys with the toilet seats are looking at us, Sunbeam."
7. "Excuse us, we're looking for the Deptartmt of Peace?"
8. "Dress like Bjork" day will never be as popular as "Talk Like a Pirate" Day.
9. "Thanks for trying, Rainblossom, but I still feel homesick for Enumclaw."
10. "Forget the two cows," Sullivan harrumphed. "Who is that magnificent bear in the sky blue windbreaker? I must have him!"
Best of Chrees
Updated protest songs--Mr. Tambourine Ewok
Best of Son Of The Godfather
If ever there was a "I tried to fart, but a little poopy came out" look, puppy-boy's got it.
Best of Frank IBC
Dammit, Earthchild, it's "MANBEARPIG", not "DOGLION"!
Best of Rodney Dill
"You're right, the body is on backwards AND it does fit better."
Best of Double the U
Who says family values are gone? Here we see a father and his daughter walking along with the half dog-half gay older brother.
Best of Cybrludite
How can you tell this is the Bay Area? Everyone is staring at the normal-looking photojournalist as if she was the freak...
Best of Jonathan
"You talked me into dressing like this, Sunshower, so I could get some Crazy Candy...so WHERE IS IT??"
Best of prince of leaves
Who knew lions could get camel toe?
Best of the paperboy
"Look Mr. Burns! I'm Bobo! Hug me, squeeze me, tug at my fur!"
Hat Tip: LGF, Source: Zombie