Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Mom Let You Dress Yourselves, Didn't She?

1. Being rejected from The Hef's harem can leave one emotionally scarred for life.

2. Sullivan was delighted to learn a version with a zipper in the rear was available.

3. "Hi, we're a pair of frigid, bitchy peaceniks with no fashion sense. Come join our cause."

4. Rainbow finally found an outfit that covered all her needle marks. Sunfall just flaunted hers.

5. "Actually, it's the scarecrow that's supposed to sing 'If I only had a...' oh... never mind."

6. "I don't trust the way those guys with the toilet seats are looking at us, Sunbeam."

7. "Excuse us, we're looking for the Deptartmt of Peace?"

8. "Dress like Bjork" day will never be as popular as "Talk Like a Pirate" Day.

9. "Thanks for trying, Rainblossom, but I still feel homesick for Enumclaw."

10. "Forget the two cows," Sullivan harrumphed. "Who is that magnificent bear in the sky blue windbreaker? I must have him!"

Best of Chrees
Updated protest songs--Mr. Tambourine Ewok

Best of Son Of The Godfather
If ever there was a "I tried to fart, but a little poopy came out" look, puppy-boy's got it.

Best of Frank IBC
Dammit, Earthchild, it's "MANBEARPIG", not "DOGLION"!

Best of Rodney Dill
"You're right, the body is on backwards AND it does fit better."

Best of Double the U
Who says family values are gone? Here we see a father and his daughter walking along with the half dog-half gay older brother.

Best of Cybrludite
How can you tell this is the Bay Area? Everyone is staring at the normal-looking photojournalist as if she was the freak...

Best of Jonathan
"You talked me into dressing like this, Sunshower, so I could get some Crazy Candy...so WHERE IS IT??"

Best of prince of leaves
Who knew lions could get camel toe?

Best of the paperboy
"Look Mr. Burns! I'm Bobo! Hug me, squeeze me, tug at my fur!"



Hat Tip: LGF, Source: Zombie

29 comments:

Occasional Reader said...

"BURN THE WICKER MAN! Oh, and, uh, Peace Now or something."

Dickey Swollenz said...

The Zionists implanted a device in my digital camera making me dress like this...

Chrees said...

Updated protest songs--Mr. Tambourine Ewok

metalgarth said...

Jeffery found out that KISS was not in need of a full time tambourine player and a "scruffy dog" costume didn't fit into visual image of the band.

(Jeffery also found out why you don't leave your girlfriend alone with Gene Simmons but that's the caption to different photo)

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'll take "Things that make you go WTF? for $1000, Alec"...

Son Of The Godfather said...

What a dog!... So what's the guy with the tamborine supposed to be.

Son Of The Godfather said...

If ever there was a "I tried to fart, but a little poopy came out" look, puppy-boy's got it.

Double the U said...

More proof that human cloning can cause problems.

Frank IBC said...

Dammit, Earthchild, it's "MANBEARPIG", not "DOGLION"!

Jack Reacher said...

"We're the ones carrying cameras, because most people here look odder than us."

Lion suit: $59
Olympus camera: $229
Gnarly shoes: $160
The look on Dad's face when he sees where the tuition money went: Priceless.

Rodney Dill said...

"You're right, the body is on backwards AND it does fit better."

Double the U said...

Oh look it is the cowardly lion from the Wizard of Oz and with him is Dorothy.

Double the U said...

Who says family values are gone? Here we see a father and his daughter walking along with the half dog-half gay older brother.

Van Helsing said...

Despite the gerbil suit, Richard Gere was reluctant to let the moonbat crawl up his butt.

mo fo said...

The Demoncrat Party USA embraces the trans-species voters.

sonicfrog said...

I'm a guy, so you know what I'm lookin' at.

Cybrludite said...

How can you tell this is the Bay Area? Everyone is staring at the normal-looking photojournalist as if she was the freak...

Cybrludite said...

Sonic Frog,

I'm a guy, so you know what I'm lookin' at.

The blonde wearing an "Impeach Bush" bumper-sticker, (Scroll down to the second pic)I'm guessing...

Jonathan said...

"You talked me into dressing like this, Sunshower, so I could get some Crazy Candy...so WHERE IS IT??"

Jonathan said...

Weirdos and hookers and fruits, oh my!

mo fo said...

“You should see what I wear in the confines of my own home.”

A perfect mascot for the moonbats: just as a seditious traitor cannot pretend to be a patriot, a lion costume cannot disguise an idiotic pussy.

Frank IBC said...

Nice. I'll bet you think elephantiasis is roll-on-the-floor hilarious, too. Read their story. Share their pain. Educate yourselfs, morons.

prince of leaves said...

Who knew lions could get camel toe?

prince of leaves said...

"I just don't understand why people don't take our cause seriously, Rainbow..."

prince of leaves said...

Taking a wrong turn, Moonbeam wanders into the National Zoo and experiences the lion equivalent of the cow scene from "Top Secret".

the paperboy said...

That guy we used to call "The Woofer" finally got a date.

the paperboy said...

"Look Mr. Burns! I'm Bobo! Hug me, squeeze me, tug at my fur!"

the paperboy said...

She's presenting!

Double the U said...

Okay, I admit it... I still find hippie chicks kinda hot some weird way.