1. "Sorry about that, Mr Timberlake, it just looked like a shaved gerbil to us."
2. "Two pussies in a tight box? We're Thursday material and you know it."
3. "And if Jodie Foster doesn't love me after she sees this box of severed cat heads, I'll just have to shoot the president!" --- John Hinckley's diary, January 8, 1981.
4. "Derivery for Peking House!"
5. "Screw our orders! I'm staying here in the foxhole!"
Best of jeff
"Next time we go FedEx!"
Best of Jack Reacher
Senator Reid's plan to up-armor everything he can get his hands on reaches its inevitable conclusion.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Explain that, Shroedinger!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Bring Me The Heads Of Alfredo Garfielda.
Best of Submariner
Free at last! I'm so darn horny from being couped up in there - whadaya say we go bed a couple orangutans?
Best of Celia Dávila
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(I know it's SPAM, but it's so delightfully surreal in context - V)
Best of divine miss m
♫ Cat heads, cat heads
Roly-poly cat heads!
Cat heads, cat heads
Eat them up, yum! ♫
Best of jeff
"Kid is really going to town on that spoon, eh?"
"Yeah - should we tell him it isn't milk?"
Best of Cybrludite
And if you don't speed up the "Best Of" updates, we'll send you another box overflowing with cat heads. - signed: The Cap This Regulars
21 comments:
"Next time we go FedEx!"
But these are so much cuter stuffed and mounted than bucks or bear, or that godawful turkey you got last year, don't you think, honey?
Cat on left: "Get your paw off my ass."
Cat on right: "That's not my paw---Bwahahahahahaha!"
Senator Reid's plan to up-armor everything he can get his hands on reaches its inevitable conclusion.
"We're ready for the show. Dance, humans, dance."
Package delivery for PETA!
chsw
Insert part A into tabby B...
(Hey people, go see "300", it rocks!)
(Also, a pox on V for stealing his #2 straight from my puny mind.)
Explain that, Shroedinger!
(too geeky ORA?)
C'mon, please! This picture has so much potential, I'm sure you can do 1,000 times better:
http://brilliantatbreakfast.blogspot.com/2007/03/caption-this-photo.html
No, they're not Siamese just because they're freakishly attached.
This new kitty litter box affords some privacy but this dual doo deal isn't exactly what I had in mind.
Bring Me The Heads Of Alfredo Garfielda.
Anonymous, that sucky little blog you linked to?... Thanks for the 30 seconds I'll never get back.
Free at last! I'm so darn horny from being couped up in there - whadaya say we go bed a couple orangutans?
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ORA:
♫ Cat heads, cat heads
Roly-poly cat heads!
Cat heads, cat heads
Eat them up, yum! ♫
Uh oh, Morris. I'm telling you it's gonna be a nightmare, quit smirking. It's like this: They're gonna shut us up in this box spin us around inside that car thing and I don't mean up in the wheelwell where we like, and then to top it all off, when the box gets opened, we'll be at the mercy of .... needle-poking, anus-probing white coats! You'll never forget them as long as you live, I'm telling you!
"Kid is really going to town on that spoon, eh?"
"Yeah - should we tell him it isn't milk?"
Shrillary's box lunch.
Da-amn, Toonces; it REALLY must suck being a beagle!
Homer's homemade two-headed robo-cat would crash through walls in search of Meow Mix, hiss at itself, and fall over.
Hank, are you as bored as I am?
Yeah, this box sucks! Wish we had a bag to go into.
Looks like the one on the right had some brown nosing to do...
And if you don't speed up the "Best Of" updates, we'll send you another box overflowing with cat heads. - signed: The Cap This Regulars
(Would have been funnier had I posted it before VtK did his "Best Of" update...)
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