Monday, March 12, 2007

Kids Today


1. Barack Obama met with his advisors today...

2. ORA: Paul Simon's back-up band shows up and demands their cut of the royalties.

3. What the parking lot of Home Depot would look like if the USA bordered Africa.

4. Another roaming band of Calista Flockhart impersonators.

5. RenFaire goes Afro-Centric.

6. "Never mind, hon, it's not Jehovah Witnesses, it's the Vodoun."
Best of Rodney Dill
"Whaddya mean the choice is only between Pirates and Ninjas?"

Best of Cybrludite
Look, I know that the SCA covers from the dawn of time to 1600CE,but you're going to give Archduke Wilburshire the Incontinent the vapors...

Best of Submariner
Empress Rodham-Clinton? We were sent by the village that is to raise your "Chelsea."

Best of The Man
click...cllul..click...clu..click

Best of mo fo
By introducing a few of his Indonesian childhood playmates, Hillary's advance team really caused embarassment to the Obama campaign.

Best of sonicfrog
Mr. Obama (pictured right) was overheard saying to Misters Sharpton and Jackson: "OK, Fine! Is THIS black enough for you guys??!!



Hat Tip: Brenda Walker

27 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"Whaddya mean the choice is only between Pirates and Ninjas?"

Rodney Dill said...

More cowbell?

Cybrludite said...

Look, I know that the SCA covers from the dawn of time to 1600CE,but you're still going to need armor to take part in the fighting. Also, the sticks you're carrying are much too scary-looking. You're going to give Archduke Wilburshire the Incontinent the vapors...

Cybrludite said...

Subby, Rodney, & SoTG at Burning Man. Minus their prom dates...

Double the U said...

yeah and like were here to like protest like global warming and the racistness of america and like to show how cruel eating meat is and like the unfairness of america in the world and how evil george bush is and like how we need other fuels and stuff...

Submariner said...

♪Ma-ammy, how I love ya, how I love ya...♪

Submariner said...

Miss M - you are getting verrry sleeeeeepy.
You will don only mud...

Submariner said...

"Code Pink" evidently didn't translate too well into Swahili.

Submariner said...

Empress Rodham-Clinton? We were sent by the village that is to raise your "Chelsea."

Submariner said...

A web search for "black savages holding stiff staffs" AND "giving a pearl necklace" had less than satisfactory results for Andrew...

Jack Reacher said...

Nice, making fun of the traditions of the DailyKos editorial staff. Educate yourselves, morons.

prince of leaves said...

On location with Mel Gibson.

Jack Bauer said...

Hillary really shouldn't follow all of her advisor's suggestions.

The Man said...

click...cllul..click...clu..click

Double the U said...

Hey, dead walking skeleton in the middle, that would be really scary 'cept you put your foot where your left hand should be.

sixdegreesofblondness said...

"He says, 'Look at the golden woman.'

Yeah, blondes are scarce around here."

***

"Throw your arms across your eyes and scream, Ann. Scream for your life!"

mo fo said...

"Obama's not black enough for us."

"Into the pot with you, you evil racist cracker!"

By introducing a few of his Indonesian childhood playmates, Hillary's advance team really caused embarassment to the Obama campaign.

bubbalove said...

ORA: When Daniel-san saw the these Cobra-ki at the party, he knew even Mr. Miyagi couldn't save him.

Why yes, this IS the magic talisman I use to control Barack HUSSEIN Obama. Care for a demonstration?

sonicfrog said...

Mr. Obama (pictured right) was overheard saying to Misters Sharpton and Jackson: "OK, Fine! Is THIS black enough for you guys??!!

metalgarth said...

They were disqualified for being 10 minutes late for judging at the "Eddie Van Halen Look-alike Contest" and decided to take their frustrations out on the cameraman...

Michigan-Matt said...

Oprah decided to stop all those complainin' parents at her school once and for all.

or

HowieScreaminDean was delighted to have found another group ripe for victimhood enshrinement at the DNC.

Submariner said...

Confident, confident, dry and secure...

Rodney Dill said...

"Pot? I didn't bring the pot."

Submariner said...

Just your average group of three liberals in Pat Robertson's eyes. Ironically, it is also the view of ANY group of conservatives to liberals that label themselves "Progressives."

divine miss m said...

I am....very sleepy....
I will wear...only mud...

divine miss m said...

I don't get to street theatre as often as I probably should, but I hear their performance of "Live and Let Die" is pretty good.

Anonymous said...

I don't think that's true, submariner. Tribal folks are skilled at hunting, survival, and keeping their minds sharp (okay I dont know if these dudes are the real thing though). Those dumbass "progressive" moonbats wouldn't survive 2 minutes if they had to take care of themselves in the same way.