Saturday, March 03, 2007

Interspecies Romance


1. "Dr. Zaius was indicted today on multiple counts of possession of child pr0n0graphy..."

2. "Oh, K-Fed, I feel so safe in your loving arms."

3. "Interspecies Baby-Animal Pr0n? Disgusting cruelty or protected speech? PETA and the ACLU will duke it out, next on Greta Van Susteren."

4. When Animals Make F***-Faces. Coming to Fox!

5. "I hate the way Hillary just bites the heads off and throws the rest away. It just seems... wasteful."

6. "Vote for Giuliani or we toss them into a tree shredder!" --- A friendly reminder from the Republican National Committee.

7. "The mayor of Enumclaw, Washington, was indicted today on multiple counts of possession of child pr0n0graphy..."

8. Scientific research into locating the primate G-Spot continues.

Best of jeff
Signs of the near apocalypse: cats and orangutans sleeping together.

Best of Submariner
"Inter-species lovin? What's wrong with that?" Andrew asked while pettin' the nervouse beagle...

Best of GOP & College
"Uhh, that's not my hand..."

Best of divine miss m
ORA: Hey, f@#%-o, we like to call it "inter-species erotica."

Best of Double the U
Gorillas Gone Wild

Best of attmay
Aba Daba Honeymoon Suite

Best of attmay
The San Diego Zoo tried in vain to capitalize on the "What Goes on in Vegas Stays in Vegas" ad campaign.



Hat tip: Frank IBC and WTOP

12 comments:

jeff said...

Signs of the near apocalypse: cats and orangutans sleeping together.

Submariner said...

"Inter-species lovin? What's wrong with that?" Andrew asked while pettin' the beagle...

Submariner said...

Rosie giggled; "I can't decide on which to do first - spank the monkey or pet the pu$$y..."

GOP & College said...

submariner: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Uhh, that's not my hand..."

mrs. lewis said...

New Cruella DeVille collections coming soon!

divine miss m said...

ORA:

Hey, f@#%-o, we like to call it "inter-species erotica."

Double the U said...

Gorillas Gone Wild

prince of leaves said...

"Uh, sweetie? When you asked me to come back to your apartment for some hot jungle love, this isn't quite what I had in mind..."

attmay said...

Aba Daba Honeymoon Suite

attmay said...

The San Diego Zoo tried in vain to capitalize on the "What Goes on in Vegas Stays in Vegas" ad campaign.

bubbalove said...

Every good four-way should have monkey love and little pu$$ies!

Double the U said...

More proof of global warming, animals interbreeding, when will you Conservatives wake up?