Sunday, March 18, 2007

The Intellectual Candlepower of the Anti-War Left


Says it all, really.

But, the crack team of Cap This regulars said even more... than all.

Best of divine miss m & racerboy
Obviously a typo; any idiot can see it should have read: DepTARDmt.

Best of Silhouette
"I'm the Deputy Tart of Montana and I am of Peace, babee."

Best of Jack Reacher
The Deptartmt of Peace will share office space with the Deptartmt of Splleing.

Best of mo fo
Accused of being biased against slow people, the Jolly Green Giant hires ebonics retards to run his Department of Pees.

Best of Brian_in_MA
"You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck with dirty, smelly, traitorous hippies holding misspelled signs."

"Gay spelling results when the Deptartmt of Education is more interested in back-ordering Prince and Prince than actually educating."

Best of mo fo
March, 2011: In the third year of President Dennis Kucinich’s administration, the US Military was dismantled, the Pentagon was turned into a gay/lesbian/transgender think tank, and the Detartmt of Peace was established under the directorship of an ebonics speaking, glue sniffing homeless idiot.

Best of affablerants
This rare photo captures the now defunct secret agency behind "The Carter Success Machine" of the late 1970s.

Best of prince of leaves
Rainbow donated the apostrophe from her abbreviation of 'Department' to Moonbeam, who needed it for a plural on his sign.

Best of the paperboy
The Deputy Tart from the Mountain Of Peace leads the commune to the town Kool-aid tower, while the village of idiots smokes a communal sign.

Hat Tip: Jammie Wearing Fool at LGF

26 comments:

divine miss m & racerboy said...

Obviously a typo; any idiot can see it should have read: DepTARDmt.

Van Helsing said...

The DNC must have helped organize this. Otherwise the moonbats never would have been able to spell "peace" correctly.

LanceKates said...

This from the political wing that currently controls education.

Remember when the left complained about Iraq, saying that we should really be in Iran? Now we're talking about Iran and they're wetting themselves in anger. Anyway...

Here's a caption:
"And John Kerry said that the uneducated people were stuck in Iraq!"

Silhouette said...

"I'm the Deputy Tart of Montana and I am of Peace, babee."

Silhouette said...

I understand the Chief Tart of Montana is actually for the war, so was not asked to attend.

Double the U said...

They were chanting "More money for teacher's unions!" in this group.

Submariner said...

Halp us Jon Carry...

Jack Reacher said...

The Deptartmt of Peace will share office space with the Deptartmt of Splleing.

I reject your fascist, bourgeois patriarchical spelling, and substitute a matriarchical, womyn-oriented style of communication.

mo fo said...

Accused of being biased against slow people, the Jolly Green Giant hires ebonics retards to run his Department of Pees.

If you want a piece, just go the ditch and ask for Cindy.

In George Orwell’s 1984, the reason that the Deptartmt of Peace was never mentioned was because they got their dumb behinds obliterated in previous wars.

Anfrew Sullifan mispeld Penis ugain.

Proving once again that the antiwar movement is fueled by idiots on drugs.

Brian_in_MA said...

"You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well.

If you don't, you get stuck with dirty, smelly, traitorous hippies holding misspelled signs."

"Little did the protesters suspect the Death Star was set to poor English obliteration mode."

"Hugo Chavez lamented: These idiots can't write English."

"Gay spelling results when the Deptartmt of Education is more interested in back-ordering Prince and Prince than actually educating."

Anonymous said...

Speaking truht to powar.

Steve O

Anonymous said...

I'll bet the Department of War can kick their arse any day of the week.

Steve O

Anonymous said...

Retrard of Peace

Steve O

mo fo said...

March, 2011: In the third year of President Dennis Kucinich’s administration, the US Military was dismantled, the Pentagon was turned into a gay/lesbian/transgender think tank, and the Detartmt of Peace was established under the directorship of an ebonics speaking, glue sniffing homeless idiot.

The lack of any N’s by the Nattering Nabobs of Negativism seems to Spiro Agnew correct.

mo fo said...

The lack of any N’s by the Nattering Nabobs of Negativism seems to prove Spiro Agnew correct.

affablerants said...

After years of work by "Project Humanity", their new sub-agencys' shingle is finally ready for its public unvailing.

affablerants said...

This rare photo captures the now defunct secret agency behind "The Carter Success Machine" of the late 1970s.

affablerants said...

Talia and the rest of the 'art crew' couldn't believe how well the sign turned out considering it was their first time using their breakthrough - "ram brush in ass and swing hips wildly" - method of painting.

affablerants said...

Considering that Con. Pelosi got her six million dollars of pork in the new congresses first successful legislation, the volunteers at the newly created govurnmnt agency were concerned how Ms. Sheehan was spending the grant money.

Anonymous said...

Come now, we know it's so easy to make a typo when you hurry through the oh-so-quick process of outlining letters, then coloring them in, then transporting the sign to a rally...


Would you trust these people to run a department of ANYTHING?

prince of leaves said...

If you think that's bad, you should have seen the Department of Education's sign.

prince of leaves said...

Aha, another "post-lexical" progressive at work.

prince of leaves said...

Rainbow donated the apostrophe from her abbreviation of 'Department' to Moonbeam, who needed it for a plural on his sign.

Double the U said...

Global warming caused this sign to be misspelled.

sonicfrog said...

At least George Bush can spell!

the paperboy said...

The Deputy Tart from the Mountain Of Peace leads the commune to the town Kool-aid tower, while the village of idiots smokes a communal sign.