Monday, March 05, 2007

"Hot" Feminists and the "Men" Who Love Them

1. "Ann Coulter called me a WHAT?"

2. "Wow, honey. You always show such enthusiasm when you drop the wieners into the hot, scalding water."

3. "Well, dinner's gone cold. What, were you guys lost in the woods or something?"

4. "We were drawn together by a mutual love of cooking, flannel shirts, and Timberland boots."

5. "And every time Helga gets a yeast infection, I get fresh-baked bread."

6. "Honey, just for tonight, can I wear the strap-on?"

7. Hovering silently near the ceiling, the black license plate awaited the moment when it could finally cover their asses.

8. "Congratulations, honey. Wow, who would have thought a school lunch-lady from Paramus New Jersey could be picked to co-chair 'Hillary '08.'
Best of silhouette
"Our most prized possession is the blood-spattered panoramic photo of our high school graduating class. Those people will mock our hair no longer."

Best of attmay
Chris Elliott's career never recovered from his ill-fated Food Network show.

Inspired by Passionate Conservative
"Really, Senator Edwards, you want *us* to be your new bloggers?"

Best of Jack Reacher
In their later years, SNL's Hans and Franz traded the weightlifting world for a quiet, Vermont B&B.

Best of Submariner
I don't get it; what's funny about Alan Colmes and his boyfriend cooking?

Best of divine miss m
Cable access TV of Saugatuck is proud to welcome another season of "Vegan Cooking with Pat and Chris."

Best of Submariner
"This afternoon on NPR's 'Thyme After Thyme,' we explore the nuances of Vietnamese cooking with a delightful little recipe we like to call Basil your Beagle. But first a word from our sponsors at the National Endowment for the Arts..."

From Ace: Icelandic Feminists Plan Beauty Pageant for Ugly Chicks

19 comments:

Double the U said...

Is this another cap that we have to figure out if it is a guy or a girl?

silhouette said...

"Our most prized possession is the blood-spattered panoramic photo of our high school graduating class. Those people will mock our hair no longer."

Silhouette said...

This week, on Cooking With Pat and Pat...

attmay said...

Chris Elliott's career never recovered from his ill-fated Food Network show.

Jason said...

The new Vegetarian Society's spokespersons left much to be desired.

Submariner said...

Whoa - eating Vegan brownies has serious impact on your appearance!

jeff said...

A photo without an XX chromosome in it.

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

UNRELATED PERSONAL COMMUNIQUE TO MR. V the K:

Dude, you know if you put a frickin' e-dress somewhere on your 97 blogs, a troubled teen could send you cap pictures every once in a while.

Makes thumb-and-pinky international sign for a telephone and brings it to the side of his head while he mouths a silent "e-mail me."

dwighthetroubledteen@vthek.net

Submariner said...

Muh brother was muh father, but it didn't hurt me none...

Double the U said...

We only eat organic vegan food and see how healthy we look?

Passionate Conservative said...

"Has anyone here seen John Edwards?"

Cricket said...

Butch and Spike show off their androgyny.

Jack Reacher said...

In their later years, SNL's Hans and Franz traded the weightlifting world for a quiet, Vermont B&B.

Rodney Dill said...

NASA reported today thay they've finally achieve the right formula to recruit only rational, sentient beings as astronauts.

Michigan-Matt said...

Vermont finally found a posterboi set that could expunge the memory of HowieDean from the Flannel State.

Submariner said...

I don't get it; what's funny about Alan Colmes and his boyfriend cooking?

divine miss m said...

"Welcome to Vegan Cooking with Pat and Chris."

divine miss m said...

Or better yet:

Cable access TV of Saugatuck is proud to welcome another season of "Vegan Cooking with Pat and Chris."

Submariner said...

"This afternoon on NPR's 'Thyme After Thyme,' we explore the nuances of Vietnamese cooking with a delightful little recipe we like to call Basil your Beagle. But first a word from our sponsors at the National Endowment for the Arts..."