Thursday, March 08, 2007

Gay Hobos in Love

1. "O.K. So, electing Hillary may have led to the complete economic collapse of Western Civilization in 2010. But at least we got equal marriage rights."

2.ORA: "Dammit, when's The Humungous going to get back here with that pizza."

3. "I think we broke the back of this La-Z-Boy when we were mountin' it."

4. A twister whips through the only trailer park in West Hollywood... it's Bush's fault!!!.

5. "Didn't we used to have a house? Wow, meth is a hell of a drug!"

6. "Hey, how 'bout next time, I'll be Joey and you be Chandler."

7. "Let's see, should we spend today aggressively pan-handling at Fisherman's Wharf, go downtown for free food from the city government, or go protest the gentrification of the Castro?"

8. "Dude, I feel like I've just been ass-raped with a giant, horn-shaped codpiece."

9. "What a coincidence. I, also, used to be in a boy band."

10. "Do you think Congressman Frank can really fix our parking tickets?"

Best of Submariner
Rex Kramer; "Looks like I picked a bad week to give up anal-lube..."

Best of prince of leaves
After the all-night schnapps binge, Hans woke up with a pounding in his head, a crick in his neck, and a stranger's hand in his pants.

Best of Zeke
Robbie was doomed to a life of drugs and despair due to his inability to sit on furniture the right way.

Best of Submariner
You crash with the fag you brought, not the faggot you wanted... Do I have to go to rehab now?

Best of curly
“Wow, on meth, your knee is like a telescope to the cosmos!”

Best of curly
I knew that the Walter Reed Medical Facility was having problems, but I never realized that it was this bad.

Best of SicSemperTyrannus
Hobo-sexuals!


Hat Tip: Franco IBC

16 comments:

Double the U said...

Two filth guys on a torn up couch? I'll take the chick on the bed.

Submariner said...

Rex Kramer; "Looks like I picked a bad week to give up anal-lube..."

Submariner said...

Market Street Sidewalk Players proudly presents "Waiting for Godot."

prince of leaves said...

"You know what, Jurgen? As a lifestyle, begging for handouts and sleeping in our filthy clothes on a torn-up couch in the middle of a riot zone sure beats the heck out of taking a bath, getting a job, earning a paycheck, and having some dignity."

prince of leaves said...

After the all-night schnapps binge, Hans woke up with a pounding in his head, a crick in his neck, and a stranger's hand in his pants.

Zeke said...

despite years of training, young Robbie turned to a life of drugs and despair due to his inability to sit on furniture the right way.

Submariner said...

You crash with the fag you brought, not the faggot you wanted...


Do I have to go to rehab now?

divine miss m said...

ORA:

I've had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me was weed and shit.

Rodney Dill said...

The remake of "The Bed Sitting Room" just wasn't the same without Marty Feldman.

word verfication: lorks (lazy dorks)

jeff said...

"So man, how's this Haight-Ashbury recreation working out for you?"

Double the U said...

Billy, remember that one day we sat around all day and did nothing but hold hands and look at the clouds?

curly said...

“Is that a cushion support spring in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

The two gay retards wanted to perform a 69, but neither could count that high.

“Wow, on meth, your knee is like a telescope to the cosmos!”

curly said...

I knew that the Walter Reed Medical Facility was having problems, but I never realized that it was this bad.

Submariner said...

Nothin' to be seein' here, folks. Just a couple o' San Francisco Boy Sprouts working on their Urban Campout merit badge; be ta be movin' along now...

A.M. Mora y Leon said...

The Hugo Chavez anti-Boosh rally will begin shortly.

SicSemperTyrannus said...

Waddyaknow, a couple of hobo-sexuals!