1. Enumclaw Trannies.
2. "Where were you guys when I needed a visual aid for the Sullivan hot tub joke?"
3. "We still need one more guy to clean the make-up off Liza Minelli."
4. "White shoes before Memorial Day? You embarrass me, Todd."
5. "And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two 'raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Cottonballaraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you."
Best of jeff
"We're Greenpeace's emergency oil spill mitigation team."
Best of The Man
Rosie O'donnell's tampon interns.
Best of Tomslick
Parisians knew the rioting escalated upon seeing the arrival of the French Special Forces.
Best of Occasional Reader
"Man, can you believe how STUPID that guys looks, in that wife-beater shirt and fishing hat?!"
Best of GOP & College
Check it out, the one on the left is The Man!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Scientists recently claimed to have created a sheep that is 15% human... But enough about Kieth Olbermann...
Best of Son Of The Godfather
ORA:
William Keeler, Goneril Lear, and Philip John Miller Redfire experience the unpredictable consequences of modifying a Q-wave generator in a magnetically unstable solar system.
Best of Submariner
David Watts entices a replacement crew following his big bust.
Best of Steve O
Twenty-two years after Al Gore visits a sheep farm in upstate NY...
Best of Submariner
We're 'Scrubbing Bubbles' Whoo Hoo!
Best of Submariner
Andrew, Barney and Johnny couldn't understand what the fuss was over engaging the Infinite Improbability Drive; "None of us look or feel any different..."
Best of prince of leaves
Send in the clouds.
Best of prince of leaves
The guy in the background just knocked the stuffing out of these three.
Best of Submariner
Uh, guys? Here comes Mr. Whipple; RUN!
Hat Tip: Sondra K
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"Hey, Al, I'm just wondering; do we take these outfits off before we climb into the tree? Because it's going to be awkward once we're up there. I'm just sayin.'"
Once staid and conventional, advertising campaigns for tampons have become edgy of late.
The year is 2200 something... KFC is testing a new product since chickens have been extinct for 100 years. Popcorn Soylent Green
DRUDGEBREAKING:
Judge Miguel Estrada today enacted the first sentence under a controversial new law requiring convicted sex offenders to dress in public as the "wolves in sheeps clothing" that they are.
As expected, the ACLU immediately filed suit claiming it was yet again a case of "conservatives strangling an individual's right to freely pursue happiness in the manner of their choosing."
In another case filed by the ACLU today, 6 year old Timmy Johnson of Des Moines was named as defendent for uttering the name of God during a spring festival play at Benjamin Franklin Elementary School.
Developing...
...and some men dream of being tampons.
"We're Greenpeace's emergency oil spill mitigation team."
Yeah, I see 'em. A flock of Elephant tampons walking down the street. Now can we get back to this, um... drug deal... human organ trade... HEY, PAY ATTENTION HERE!
Rosie O'donnell's tampon interns.
Celebrity Little Bo Peep and her sheep entourage appear at an anti-war rally with other Hollywood lefties.
Sully quips “I’d become a shepherd if they had sheep like this.”
Offspring of Dolly, the world's first cloned sheep, on their way to court to sue for the bookrights of their famous mom’s illustrious life.
Parisians knew the rioting escalated upon seeing the arrival of the French Special Forces.
ORA: "Arise, Chickens! Arise!"
"Man, can you believe how STUPID that guys looks, in that wife-beater shirt and fishing hat?!"
1) Reason #4,529 to hate poodles.
2) A herd of DU sheep marching down 42nd Street chanting Bush is Ba-a-a-a-ad!
3) Check it out, the one on the left is The Man!
"Two legs good... Four legs, baaaaaaad..."
Scientists recently claimed to have created a sheep that is 15% human... But enough about Kieth Olbermann...
"We're the Creamy Fillings, feared throughout the land!"
Extra credit to whomever figures out that "sort of" ORA :)
When dust-bunnies become sentient.
ORA:
William Keeler, Goneril Lear, and Philip John Miller Redfire experience the unpredictable consequences of modifying a Q-wave generator in a magnetically unstable solar system.
David Watts entices a replacement crew following his big bust.
Sheeple.
Steve O
Twenty-two years after Al Gore visits a sheep farm in upstate NY...
Steve O
To the tune of "Country Boys and Girls Gettin Down on the Farm"
Aint no closing time...
Aint no cover charge...
Jus' Deeemocrat Boys gettin down on the faaaarm...
Steve O
No, I'm not going to do the whole song. Somebody else can have that fun. I don't think it would be hard.
"Oh, the huma-a-a-a-a-a-a-anity!"
We're from 'Human Pipecleaners.' We got a call from someone named SOTG about a clog in his septic system?
We're 'Scrubbing Bubbles' Whoo Hoo!
Everybody's staring, dammit. I TOLD you the lavender tights were going to make us look gay...
Andrew, Barney and Johnny couldn't understand what the fuss was over engaging the Infinite Improbability Drive; "None of us look or feel any different..."
"Anyone seen the Jimmy Dean sun guy? We were forecast to have a meeting with him here..."
Send in the clouds.
The guy in the background just knocked the stuffing out of these three.
Uh, guys? Here comes Mr. Whipple; RUN!
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