Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Fluffy White Clouds


1. Enumclaw Trannies.

2. "Where were you guys when I needed a visual aid for the Sullivan hot tub joke?"

3. "We still need one more guy to clean the make-up off Liza Minelli."

4. "White shoes before Memorial Day? You embarrass me, Todd."

5. "And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two 'raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Cottonballaraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you."

Best of jeff
"We're Greenpeace's emergency oil spill mitigation team."

Best of The Man
Rosie O'donnell's tampon interns.

Best of Tomslick
Parisians knew the rioting escalated upon seeing the arrival of the French Special Forces.

Best of Occasional Reader
"Man, can you believe how STUPID that guys looks, in that wife-beater shirt and fishing hat?!"

Best of GOP & College
Check it out, the one on the left is The Man!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Scientists recently claimed to have created a sheep that is 15% human... But enough about Kieth Olbermann...

Best of Son Of The Godfather
ORA:
William Keeler, Goneril Lear, and Philip John Miller Redfire experience the unpredictable consequences of modifying a Q-wave generator in a magnetically unstable solar system.

Best of Submariner
David Watts entices a replacement crew following his big bust.

Best of Steve O
Twenty-two years after Al Gore visits a sheep farm in upstate NY...

Best of Submariner
We're 'Scrubbing Bubbles' Whoo Hoo!

Best of Submariner
Andrew, Barney and Johnny couldn't understand what the fuss was over engaging the Infinite Improbability Drive; "None of us look or feel any different..."

Best of prince of leaves
Send in the clouds.

Best of prince of leaves
The guy in the background just knocked the stuffing out of these three.

Best of Submariner
Uh, guys? Here comes Mr. Whipple; RUN!

Hat Tip: Sondra K

29 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"Hey, Al, I'm just wondering; do we take these outfits off before we climb into the tree? Because it's going to be awkward once we're up there. I'm just sayin.'"

Once staid and conventional, advertising campaigns for tampons have become edgy of late.

metalgarth said...

The year is 2200 something... KFC is testing a new product since chickens have been extinct for 100 years. Popcorn Soylent Green

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING:
Judge Miguel Estrada today enacted the first sentence under a controversial new law requiring convicted sex offenders to dress in public as the "wolves in sheeps clothing" that they are.
As expected, the ACLU immediately filed suit claiming it was yet again a case of "conservatives strangling an individual's right to freely pursue happiness in the manner of their choosing."
In another case filed by the ACLU today, 6 year old Timmy Johnson of Des Moines was named as defendent for uttering the name of God during a spring festival play at Benjamin Franklin Elementary School.
Developing...

jeff said...

...and some men dream of being tampons.

"We're Greenpeace's emergency oil spill mitigation team."

the paperboy said...

Yeah, I see 'em. A flock of Elephant tampons walking down the street. Now can we get back to this, um... drug deal... human organ trade... HEY, PAY ATTENTION HERE!

The Man said...

Rosie O'donnell's tampon interns.

mo fo said...

Celebrity Little Bo Peep and her sheep entourage appear at an anti-war rally with other Hollywood lefties.

Sully quips “I’d become a shepherd if they had sheep like this.”

Offspring of Dolly, the world's first cloned sheep, on their way to court to sue for the bookrights of their famous mom’s illustrious life.

Tomslick said...

Parisians knew the rioting escalated upon seeing the arrival of the French Special Forces.

Frank IBC said...

ORA: "Arise, Chickens! Arise!"

Occasional Reader said...

"Man, can you believe how STUPID that guys looks, in that wife-beater shirt and fishing hat?!"

GOP & College said...

1) Reason #4,529 to hate poodles.

2) A herd of DU sheep marching down 42nd Street chanting Bush is Ba-a-a-a-ad!

3) Check it out, the one on the left is The Man!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Two legs good... Four legs, baaaaaaad..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Scientists recently claimed to have created a sheep that is 15% human... But enough about Kieth Olbermann...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"We're the Creamy Fillings, feared throughout the land!"

Extra credit to whomever figures out that "sort of" ORA :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

When dust-bunnies become sentient.

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:
William Keeler, Goneril Lear, and Philip John Miller Redfire experience the unpredictable consequences of modifying a Q-wave generator in a magnetically unstable solar system.

Submariner said...

David Watts entices a replacement crew following his big bust.

Anonymous said...

Sheeple.


Steve O

Anonymous said...

Twenty-two years after Al Gore visits a sheep farm in upstate NY...

Steve O

Anonymous said...

To the tune of "Country Boys and Girls Gettin Down on the Farm"


Aint no closing time...
Aint no cover charge...
Jus' Deeemocrat Boys gettin down on the faaaarm...

Steve O
No, I'm not going to do the whole song. Somebody else can have that fun. I don't think it would be hard.

Submariner said...

"Oh, the huma-a-a-a-a-a-a-anity!"

Submariner said...

We're from 'Human Pipecleaners.' We got a call from someone named SOTG about a clog in his septic system?

Submariner said...

We're 'Scrubbing Bubbles' Whoo Hoo!

Submariner said...

Everybody's staring, dammit. I TOLD you the lavender tights were going to make us look gay...

Submariner said...

Andrew, Barney and Johnny couldn't understand what the fuss was over engaging the Infinite Improbability Drive; "None of us look or feel any different..."

prince of leaves said...

"Anyone seen the Jimmy Dean sun guy? We were forecast to have a meeting with him here..."

prince of leaves said...

Send in the clouds.

prince of leaves said...

The guy in the background just knocked the stuffing out of these three.

Submariner said...

Uh, guys? Here comes Mr. Whipple; RUN!