Doubleplusungood

1. "Citizen! Why are you turning away from the Telescreen?"

2. "So, it's decided, the Hill2008 Campaign slogan is 'Ignorance Is Strength,' Hollywood should love that one."

3. "Oh great, so now we're at war with Eastasia?."

4. "So, who is this Emmanuel Goldstein guy, anyway?"

5. "Actually, looking at her and Eddie Van Halen, it's not too difficult to imagine a boot stamping on the human face forever."

6. "Yeah, it sucks that our families are starving and our friends have been sent to death camps for Thoughtcrimes, but at least we have free Healthcare."

7. Casual Fridays at Room 101.

8. Another Clinton is forced to go on TV and assert "I did not have sex with that woman." No one believes this one either.

9. "The way she explains why ownlife is a thoughtcrime gives me good bellyfeel."

10. "Um, could we please have the picture of Eddie Van Halen back?"

Best of jeff
Hillary - Finally getting the attention she deserves.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Is she still looking at us?" "Yeah, and she's making that face again." "Gross."

Best of Submariner
We all have to live with our disappointments... and I have to sleep with mine.

Best of Cybrludite
Barack Obama wept tears of joy. He finally loved Big Sister.

Best of Rodney Dill
M.M.Max.. Maxie Hea Head.. Headroom (now with wings)

Best of bubbalove
Having just seen the boss turn to stone with a scream of agony, the staff at the meeting did not dare turn around and see what was behind them.


Source: WaPo