Friday, March 09, 2007

Doubleplusungood



1. "Citizen! Why are you turning away from the Telescreen?"

2. "So, it's decided, the Hill2008 Campaign slogan is 'Ignorance Is Strength,' Hollywood should love that one."

3. "Oh great, so now we're at war with Eastasia?."

4. "So, who is this Emmanuel Goldstein guy, anyway?"

5. "Actually, looking at her and Eddie Van Halen, it's not too difficult to imagine a boot stamping on the human face forever."

6. "Yeah, it sucks that our families are starving and our friends have been sent to death camps for Thoughtcrimes, but at least we have free Healthcare."

7. Casual Fridays at Room 101.

8. Another Clinton is forced to go on TV and assert "I did not have sex with that woman." No one believes this one either.

9. "The way she explains why ownlife is a thoughtcrime gives me good bellyfeel."

10. "Um, could we please have the picture of Eddie Van Halen back?"

Best of jeff
Hillary - Finally getting the attention she deserves.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Is she still looking at us?" "Yeah, and she's making that face again." "Gross."

Best of Submariner
We all have to live with our disappointments... and I have to sleep with mine.

Best of Cybrludite
Barack Obama wept tears of joy. He finally loved Big Sister.

Best of Rodney Dill
M.M.Max.. Maxie Hea Head.. Headroom (now with wings)

Best of bubbalove
Having just seen the boss turn to stone with a scream of agony, the staff at the meeting did not dare turn around and see what was behind them.


Source: WaPo

24 comments:

jeff said...

Doubleplusungood - so good, V the K posted it twice!

Verification word: qilfpm (sounds very Hillaryish)

Submariner said...

"...and another thing, Osamabarama - I want my freakin' Hollywood friends BACK!"

jeff said...

Hillary - getting the attention she deserves.

Jack Reacher said...

Don't look back, or you'll be turned into a pillar of salt. Or maybe trans-fats.

"Is she still looking at us?" "Yeah, and she's making that face again." "Gross."

Submariner said...

We all have to live with our disappointments... and I have to sleep with mine.

Submariner said...

When choosing between two evils I always like to take the one I've never tried before. mwhahahahahaha

Van Helsing said...

Thanks to the passage of the enhanced Fairness Doctrine, President Shrillary can be seen on all channels at all times.

chsw said...

Caption this story's Hillary pic for something truly frightening!

http://www.nysun.com/article/50136

chsw

Submariner said...

V. - new site (to me) has boucoup cap-worthy pics. For a sample -
http://www.funpic.hu/en.picview.php?id=31685&c=-1&s=dd&p=9
Made me think of your 'sniper'

A.M. Mora y Leon said...

I´m going to take those profits away from you and put them where they can serve the common good.

Cybrludite said...

Barack Obama wept tears of joy. He finally loved Big Sister.

Geepers said...

V the K after a hard night on the town.

http://www.stuffonmycat.com/index.php?itemid=3292

Rodney Dill said...

M.M.Max.. Maxie Hea Head.. Headroom
(now with wings)

Rodney Dill said...

"Yes, the wide screen makes you look very fat."

Rodney Dill said...

New York, New York

Rodney Dill said...

2084 - Big Bother is watching you.

Submariner said...

Dateline, 10 November, 2008 -
"Scanning the national map, you'll note that I got caught in 'the big chill' last Tuesday as American voters presented a unified front that swept from the southeast to northeast with localized deluges of up to 80%..."

Double the U said...

"I like seeing women in charge...
I like seeing women driving
I like seeing women cooking
I like seeing women gardening
I like seeing women bent over tables filling our forms of government paperwork...
Awww hell I like seeing women do anything, I am Hillary Clinton, vote for me."

curly said...

Empress Rodham’s truthspeak:

“Abortion is Life.”

“Appeasement is Victory.”

“Christendom is Blasphemy.”

“Homosexuality is Normalcy.”

“Islam is Peace.”

“Liberal Narcissism is Altruistic.”

“Redeployment is Triumph.”

divine miss m said...

♫ Fill my eyes...with that...double vision...♫

bubbalove said...

Having just seen the boss turn to stone with a scream of agony, the staff at the meeting did not dare turn around and see what was behind them.

Submariner said...

I've learned a thing or three from Hugo; once I'm voted Empress, er... President, for Life, it will be all Hillary, all the time.

Anonymous said...

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http://www.funpic.hu/en.picview.php?id=7917

Very caption this!

Anonymous said...

Or how about these boobs for peace!!

http://www.funpic.hu/en.picview.php?id=31797&c=11&s=dd&p=1