1. "But I don't want to ride on a roller coaster."
2. "Your lycra shorts frighten me... I can see everything!"
3. "But I don't wanna win in Iraq!"
4. "You replaced it with Folger's crystals? But I wanted real coffee!"
5. "No means no, John Mark Karr!"
Bestest of the paperboy
"MOOOMMEEEEE!!! He keeps asking if I'm old enough to bleed!"
Best of metalgarth
"NO!!!!! I don't want to be on Caption This! Get away from me with that camera"
Best of prince of leaves
This week on Sports Moms and Dads: Jake pushes 3-year-old Samantha to the breaking point at the Tour de France time trials.
Best of prince of leaves
"Keep it straight: Daddy wants a 40-oz Colt and a carton of Winstons. And you'd better bring home the change this time, instead of a bike-basket full of candy!"
Best of Double the U
YOU LITTLE MAGGOT!!! YOU CALL THAT RIDING A BIKE? LOOK AT YOU AN YOUR LITTLE HELMET AND CUTE PURPLE BASKET!
Best of Rodney Dill
Little Girl: "Friggin' Idiot!"
Best of sonicfrog
STOP.... FOLLOWING.... ME!!!!!!
Best of Double the U
Dear God Leroy... what did those officers do to you?
Best of Submariner
Mr. Allen's bodyguard says "good night" to the date on Woody's behalf.
Best of Frank IBC
"Mommy and I are getting a divorce because you've been BAD!"
Best of Frank IBC
ORA: "Quiet or Papa Spank!"
Hat Tip: Dwight the Troubled Teen
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"Your legs may be sponsored by Saturn, but your head is where Uranus should be."
"NO!!!!! I don't want to be on Caption This! Get away from me with that camera"
Waaah! Mommy, this weird guy keeps asking me about my clothes; he says they're for his "special friend" Andrew. Make him stop!
An undercover CRS agent at work. "Non... she's not black. Alors, move along, petite fille."
This week on Sports Moms and Dads: Jake pushes 3-year-old Samantha to the breaking point at the Tour de France time trials.
"Keep it straight: Daddy wants a 40-oz Colt and a carton of Winstons. And you'd better bring home the change this time, instead of a bike-basket full of candy!"
YOU LITTLE MAGGOT!!! YOU CALL THAT RIDING A BIKE? LOOK AT YOU AN YOUR LITTLE HELMET AND CUTE PURPLE BASKET!
There's no crying in the Tour De France!
Little Girl: "Friggin' Idiot!"
STOP.... FOLLOWING.... ME!!!!!!
Dear God Leroy... what did those officers do to you?
"MOOOMMEEEEE!!! He keeps asking if I'm old enough to bleed!"
Hey, little girl! Wanna be a PAPERgirl? I'll make a PAPERgirl outa ya! C'mon, stop and let me stick my paper in your basket!
You in love with that "Sanjaya" too? Well he's gonna have a little "accident". Who ya gonna be ballin' for then? Huh?
"PUSH, PUSH, PUSH, ARE WE HAVING FUN YET, PUSH, SMILE DAMMIT."
"...and if you DON'T win THIS race then we use your kitty for STIR FRY tonight!"
Mr. Allen's bodyguard says "good night" to the date on Woody's behalf.
"Mommy and I are getting a divorce because you've been BAD!"
(OSRA, and apologies for the three-way crossover) "You do not love Sanjaya, You do not love "Can't Read", You love Homer and Marge! What you are doing is wrong! WRONG! WRONG!"
Daddy I am only five and a half I can't ride a 60 mile marathon like you...stop it.
"Freakin' paparazzi. What would Britney do? Oh, yeah, lemme get my umbrella."
"What am I DOing?" Riding rings around Uranus...
ORA: "Quiet or Papa Spank!"
I hope she doesn't become an English major. :(
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