Thursday, March 22, 2007

Cougar Bait

1. "A tongue-bath? No, thanks, Senator Clinton."

2. "I'm bored. If only I had a crate of hand-washed Mexican carrots or some toilet-lid horseshoes."

3. "Very nice," said the Mormon Missionary. "Now, may I please have my shirt back?"

4. Every Thursday, Senator Clinton disappears into her bathroom for half an hour with a laptop and a cucumber. No one knows why.

5. "What do you mean it's not Memorial Day yet? What are you, 'Serial Mom?'"

Best of Double the U
You know how I know you're gay? 'Cos you noticed the shirt in the picture.


Hat Tip: Ace

10 comments:

mo fo said...

Sweep out your bush? No problem – I’m on it!

mo fo said...

“If you’re a red-stater, I’ll remove my bra. If you’re a blue-stater, I’ll remove my shorts. Choose only one, and no middle-of-the-road”.

Batman said...

Quiet or Papa Spank.

jeff said...

Nobody's questioning her patriotism....

Double the U said...

You know your gay when you notice the shirt in the picture.

mo fo said...

Andrew Sullivan is really interested, but only to hire as a ‘gay offset’.

I'd sniff a mile of her queefs just to see where they come from.

jeff said...

Tip: Check out the photo at Free Market Fairy Tales as a possible caption target.

Laurie2k said...

Chances are no guy's going to kick this girl out of bed even if she has to look up "cretin" in the dictionary but he likely won't stick around for pillow talk after. Meow.

SixDegreesofBlondness said...

"Don't hate me because {strike}I have gorgeous hair, face, shoulders, boobs, stomach, butt, legs... SKIN!{/strike} I'm beautiful."

{/snark}

%-)

Hey, Cuthbert was one o' my "Tues. Hotties" last year. :-)

the paperboy said...

♫ My country, tis of thee
Sweet land of liberty ♫