Thursday, March 01, 2007

Boys Will Be Boys


1. "Mine. Mine. Minemineminemineminemineminemineminemine. Mine."

2. "So, does the right tit also have a name?"

3. "So, what are you doing for prom?" Dwight asked.

4. Him: "Yeah, interning for Barney Frank can be a real pain in the ass."

5. Her: "Yeah, interning for Hillary can be a real pain in the ass."

6. "Hi. My name is Elmo. Would you like to tickle me?"

7. "Hey, is heaven missing an angel? 'Cos you've got great cans."

8. "I'd like to thank Debra LaFave and Mary LeTourneau for making this possible."

9. "You know, if you wanted to kidnap me and keep me chained as a sex slave in your basement until i reached adulthood... I wouldn't mind."

10. "So, ya wanna come back to my place and look at naked pictures of Harry Potter?"

Best of Submariner
It's a glass of luke-warm urine? As long as she's standing there I don't care...

Best of AM42
"Hey, I just figured out how to make cold fusion work. It's so obvious. All you have to do is isola- Ooooh boobies..."

Best of Jack Reacher
Her: If I were a U.N. peacekeeper, and you were five years younger, I'd totally be into you.

Best of Submariner
Thought bubble; "Man I'd like to run circles around them like a drunk squirrel"

Best of Double the U
This doesn't need a caption, we all know what he is thinking.

Best of Chrees
"Can your friends come out and play?"

Best of divine miss m
Welcome to Leave it to Cleavage. (But which one's the Beaver?) - V

Best of The Man
Fox realized they had a hit with Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader. The afterparties were just a popular.

Best of GOP & College
Where are you hiding the cookies? 'Cause you've got a couple of full jugs of milk.

Best of prince of leaves
Kid: "Gawd I love/hate family reunions."

Best of bubbalove
As his first beer worked its way through his system, 15 year-old Joey looked to his left and suddenly understood his Dad far better than he ever had before.

Best of sonicfrog
Once again demonstrating the principles of Maslow's Hierarchy of needs - beer is definitely lower than boobs.


Hat Tip: Joem

26 comments:

Submariner said...

It's a glass of luke-warm urine? As long as she's standing there I don't care...

Submariner said...

Giggidy-giggidy.
And for the other one, giggidy-giggidy-goo!

Submariner said...

hmmmmmm, I think I'll have the melon for desert...

AM42 said...

"Hey, I just figured out how to make cold fusion work. It's so obvious. All you have to do is isola- Ooooh boobies..."

jeff said...

Andrew Sullivan has no idea why this photo is funny.

"Man, I don't know if it's beer goggles or not, but I don't care, wow!"

Van Helsing said...

Good thing he's got that cup to catch the drool.

Jack Reacher said...

Recently discovered photo of Bill Clinton as a teen.

"So my buddies and me are standing three abreast...er...and I tell them not to makes boobs of themselves...er...uh...we don't hang out as much anymore, there's been a kind of cleavage between us...oh, Mommy!"

Her: If I were a U.N. peacekeeper, and you were five years younger, I'd totally be into you.

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "Man I'd like to run circles around them like a drunk squirrel"

Double the U said...

This doesn't need a caption, we all know what he is thinking.

Chrees said...

"Can your friends come out and play?"

Submariner said...

"Wonder if she'd be interested in a little motorboating?"

Submariner said...

"She's already 'straightened my Willie' so should I return the favor, and just how hard would I get slapped?"

divine miss m said...

Leave it to Cleavage.

divine miss m said...

The reason(s) that V the K advised me against pursuing a career in youth social work.

The Man said...

Fox realized they had a hit with Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader. The afterparties were just a popular.

GOP & College said...

"Seen here just before burying his face and giving her cleavage a huge raspberry."

Where are you hiding the cookies? 'Cause you've got a couple of full jugs of milk.

"DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!"

Anonymous said...

"Like, they're called 'boobs' eh?"

"Like, most women wear them INSIDE their clothes, eh?"

Steve O

prince of leaves said...

Kid: "Gawd I love/hate family reunions."

prince of leaves said...

We've replaced Jason's usual Thursday Babe with a Portugese tranny...let's see if he notices!"

prince of leaves said...

Kid: "I must be Al Jolson reincarnated, 'cuz all I'm thinkin' is 'Mammy'!"

prince of leaves said...

Jimmy didn't care if it was a tedious feminist diatribe, he was still glad he won the backstage pass to opening night of "The Boob Dialogues".

Submariner said...

♪Thanks... for the mammaries.♪

bubbalove said...

As his first beer worked its way through his system, 15 year-old Joey looked to his left and suddenly understood his Dad far better than he ever had before.

Rodney Dill said...

"Wanna play motorboat?"

sonicfrog said...

Once again demonstrating the principles of Maslow's Hierarchy of needs - beer is definitely lower than boobs.

Submariner said...

I think I just figured out what I want for my birthday...