1. Excessive marijuana consumption can impede your motor skills.
2. "Senator Boxer, are you familiar with the phrase, 'Say it, don't spray it?'"
3. "You know, I actually invented the phrase 'Say it, Don't spray it.'"
4. ♫"Oh when the shark bites... with its teeth, dear... and he keeps them... pearly white..." ♫
5. "And when I found out Michael Moore had finished off the entire all-you-can-eat buffet before I even got there, I decided to get even by beating him at his own game ... I'd make a crappy inaccurate documentary!"
6. "And I'm totally cereal about fighting Manbearpig ... Mmmmmm, cereal..."
7. "I can see them plain as day, Mrs. Clinton. Three sixes... right here on your forehead."
8. "No, Mr. Sullivan, I will not introduce you to Manbearpig."
9. "Here's how my 'Adultery Offset' scheme works. Every time you cheat on your wife, you pay me $50, and I slip a nun $20. I see Senator Kennedy like this idea."
10. "I'm sorry, Senator Mikulski, we haven't figured out a trading scheme for 'Ugly Offsets.'"
Best of Submariner
Uh, Al? That should be an "L" on your forehead...
Best of metalgarth
"Shazbot, Nanu-nanu!" was how Al Gore liked to close out his weekly reports to Orson back on planet Ork.
Best of Frank IBC
"You know, I actually invented the Vulcan 'Live Long And Prosper' hand gesture."
Best of mo fo
“Peek-a-boo…I see global warming.”
Best of Shayne
"So I put my hand on the forehead of earth and I realized that it had a fever!"
Best of Occasional Reader
"And here's my hand shadow puppet impression of what ManBearPig probably looks like... GAIADAMMIT who turned off the overhead projector?!"
Best of Submariner
Yes, yes, Michigan's Upper Peninsula looks like this. It will soon be immersed as the ice in Canada melts and fills the great lakes due to man's CO2 levels...
Best of Jonathan
"I object, Mr. Gore, you are NOT a 'little teapot'!"
Best of Brian_in_MA
"MEIN FUHRER DAS UBERMENCH!"
Best of racerboy
A misguided Al Gore attempts to "throw one out" to his "Vulcan homies."
Best of Jack Reacher
"I can swim with it, play sports with it, anything I can do with my own hair. Hey, I was almost the next president of the Hair Club For Men."
Best of the paperboy
I forgot to carry the one? Well that just invalidates the whole argument. Now we'll be overrun by polar bears! We have to organize a bear patrol.
Best of divine miss m
Everyone was so proud when Al finally mastered "rub your tummy; pat your head."