Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Another Desperate Plea for Crazee Candee


1. I am horrified, yet, I can not look away.

2. "Um, Mr. Sullivan, is it normal to break out in a full body rash ten minutes after having unprotected sex with you?"

3. Once again, Nature warns us not to touch.

4. "Ryder has delivered the 3,000 gallons of KY! Provincetown Days are saved!"

5. "I've had bigger," sniffed Sully.

6. "Look! I'm wearing one of Madonna's old brassieres as a codpiece!"

7. Some felt that Ana Nicole's funeral lacked a certain... dignity.

8. Fire Island's top proctologist takes a homeopathic approach to curing constipation.

9. Another public beach goes 'Dignity Optional.'

10. "All right, now let me explain exactly how the WTC was brought down by controlled demolition."

Best of The Man
Ride Her? Damn near killed her.

Best of jeff
I could say something about this guy, but if you say "watermelon" they send you to therapy now.

Best of Van Helsing
Even something as innocuous as the sight of a watermelon can set off Sully's tempestuous fantasies.

Best of prince of leaves
Saddam was greeted with a strange and vaguely disturbing surprise as he reached the other end of the bright tunnel to the afterlife.

Best of prince of leaves
"Like a seashell and the ocean, if you look carefully through the hole of the wheat donut, you can see...ohmigod...what the hell IS that?!?!"

Best of prince of leaves
"Run! It's a bomb!" Innocent lives saved again by the Castro's favorite superhero, Pornucopia.

Best of attmay
Nice, making fun of Carmen Miranda's psychopathic grandson. Read his story. Educate yourselves, morons.

Best of Rodney Dill

Cuke, Cuke, Cuke
Cuke of Earl
Cuke, Cuke...


Best of Rodney Dill
Fruit of the Loon

Best of Submariner
Methinks that a "Hertz" truck woulda been more appropriate...

Best of Submariner
Johnny Weir was appalled; "That outfit DEMANDS black patent leather pumps!"

Best of Frank IBC
The Clinton campaign's dirty tricks against Obama in South Carolina backfired in a big way.

Best of Chrees
Melon-oma can be fatal if not treated early.

Best of Silhouette
"After a date with me, you'll be spitting out the seeds. Yeah, I'm talking to you, guy two pics down."

Hat Tip: Franco IBC

31 comments:

The Man said...

it took something like 5 minutes for Code Pink to realize that advertising on Craigslist was not the best way to attract new members.

The Man said...

Ride Her? Damn near killed her.

The Man said...

Are we going to play Krispie Kreme Wheat donut toss or not?

jeff said...

This photo not sanctioned by Ryder rent-a-truck. Our lawyers will be in contact.

Evidence for the claim that on the Internet you can find absolutely anything.

I could say something about this guy, but if you say "watermelon" they send you to therapy now.

Anonymous said...

OK, what does the one ... element ... have to do with the other?

Van Helsing said...

Even something as innocuous as the sight of a watermelon can set off Sully's tempestuous fantasies.

prince of leaves said...

Saddam was greeted with a strange and vaguely disturbing surprise as he reached the other end of the bright tunnel to the afterlife.

prince of leaves said...

"Like a seashell and the ocean, if you look carefully through the hole of the wheat donut, you can see...ohmigod...what the hell IS that?!?!"

prince of leaves said...

"Run! It's a bomb!" Innocent lives saved again by the Castro's favorite superhero, Pornucopia.

Submariner said...

Andrew was thrilled - fruit salad at last!

Double the U said...

Political correctness hits terrorists, now they are using Rider trucks for freaking people out and not for bombs.

Jack Reacher said...

Yasir Arafat's first virgin greets him in the afterlife, telling the surprised Arafat "Seventy one more after me, bucko!"

attmay said...

No, silly, that's not how you use rhino horn as an aphrodisiac!

attmay said...

Nice, making fun of Carmen Miranda's psychopathic grandson. Read his story. Educate yourselves, morons.

Rodney Dill said...


Cuke, Cuke, Cuke
Cuke of Earl
Cuke, Cuke...

Rodney Dill said...

"Quick help me hide, the Grapes of Wrath are after me."

Rodney Dill said...

Fruit of the Loon

Rodney Dill said...

In the end all the losers from American Idol got their revenge on Simon Cowell.

Submariner said...

Horny l'il b@stard, isn't he?

Submariner said...

Methinks that a "Hertz" truck woulda been more appropriate...

Submariner said...

Johnny Weir was appalled; "White socks and sandals after Fat Tuesday? That outfit DEMANDS black patent leather pumps!"

Cricket said...

What a cornucopia of delight; fruit salad.

Submariner said...

When did Elton John quit wearin' glasses?

Frank IBC said...

The Clinton campaign's dirty tricks against Obama in South Carolina backfired in a big way.

Submariner said...

ORA:

My scanners are showing a veritable cornucopia of nothing!

Chrees said...
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Chrees said...

Melon-oma can be fatal if not treated early.

Carmen Miranda's third cousin, twice removed. The family will try to remove him once again.

Submariner said...

What a Maple Leaf looks like to a Flyers fan...

Submariner said...

Ang Lee announced today he was set to begin filming "Miami Vice: Fire Island"

divine miss m said...

A maypole I would *refuse* to skip around.

Silhouette said...

"After a date with me, you'll be spitting out the seeds. Yeah, I'm talking to you, guy two pics down."