Thursday, March 08, 2007

And What Did *You* Wake up Next to?

1. "And you will stay in my bed, young lady, until you develop an elegant proof of Fermat's Last Theorem."

2. I bet I know what she's thinking: "This bed would look a lot nicer with a carved antique headboard and hand-sewn duvet cover."

3. "No big deal. I'll just hold your place while you go the bathroom."

4. Eventually, her bedposts just fell apart from the sheer number of notches.

5. "What are you doing with that melted cheese? Is this one of those fromage a trois I've heard about?"

Best of Jonathan
"Just remember: Senator Clinton's checks don't bounce...Senator Clinton's checks don't bounce...Senator Clinton's..."

Best of Submariner
"...and all you can do is look but not touch until you post the 'Best Of's' for the week, Mr. V da K."

Best of Submariner
Let's just say that I fixed it so the head-board wouldn't beat against the wall tonight...

Best of Occasional Reader
She may actually be the dimmest bulb in this photo; but WHO CARES?!

Best of divine miss m
Voted "Most Likely To Be Treated To Pancakes Tomorrow Morning By Subby," three days running!

Best of prince of leaves
"Go on, lover...put on the big pink codpiece...you know it's my favorite, rrrowrrrr!"

16 comments:

Jonathan said...

Those Chappaqua Friday nights sure get interesting sometimes!

Jonathan said...

Brandi auditions for the "I've been waiting for you, Billy Ray" scene in the Trading Places remake.

Jonathan said...

"Just remember: Senator Clinton's checks don't bounce...Senator Clinton's checks don't bounce...Senator Clinton's..."

jeff said...

"No, the price we agreed on for this was $200 - the price for my silence is much higher, Mr. Sullivan."

Submariner said...

"...and all you can do is look but not touch until you post the 'Best Of's' for the week, Mr. V da K."

Submariner said...

I've got the ropes, Subby. Did you bring the harness and bridle?

Submariner said...

Let's just say that I fixed it so the head-board wouldn't beat against the wall tonight...

Submariner said...

"Senator, I know Dick Cheney. I've 'worked' UNDER Dick Cheney. Believe me, Sen. Clinton, you're no Dick Cheney..."

Occasional Reader said...

She may actually be the dimmest bulb in this photo; but WHO CARES?!

divine miss m said...

Voted "Most Likely To Be Treated To Pancakes Tomorrow Morning By Subby," three days running!

Submariner said...

Er, Miss M, dear; that was "Most Likely To BE the Treats INSTEAD of Pancakes Tomorrow Morning" for three days running...

prince of leaves said...

"So you're not really Eddie Murphy? Well, that's okay -- I'm not really a man in drag, either..."

prince of leaves said...

What David Gregory sees when he looks at Helen Thomas with after-lunch beer-goggles.

prince of leaves said...

"Go on, lover...put on the big pink codpiece...you know it's my favorite, rrrowrrrr!"

prince of leaves said...

"You brought me a dozen whole-wheat Krispy Kreme donuts? Well...okay...I'll guess I could try one..."

jeff said...

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