Thursday, March 01, 2007

The Al Bundy Fan Club Gathers for its Annual Conference


1. Scene from the Freshman Health video, Itching for Answers: A Girl's Guide to Vaginal Symptoms.

2. "O.K. And Did Senator Clinton touch you anywhere else? Yes, you, the butch girl in the red shirt."

3. Only a 2-1 dude-chick ratio? Whatever it is, it's definitely not a sci-fi convention.

4. The North American Co-Ed One-Handed Pocket Pool Team shows up for training.

5. "O.K. And where else did Congressman Frank touch you? Yes, you, the pre-operative tranny in the green tube top."

Best of Jack Reacher
The reason for those signs stating "Employees must wash hands before returning to work."

Best of Jack Reacher
"I have something for you. It's right...ah...shoot...it's in here somewhere..."

Best of Brian in MA
Guy in red shirt: I see nipple. Urge to touch self... rising!

Best of Double the U
So... what did they teach you in school today kids?

Best of sonicfrog
Crabs are the new totally hot fad this year with the college set.

Best of jeff
What - you never heard of scratch 'n' sniff?

Best of The Man
Who knew that K-Fed had a fan club?

Best of The Man
The freshman House Pages are hazed on their first day on Capitol Hill by having to fondle themselves.

Best of Anonymous
Headline: Crowds complaining of itching and burning "down there" swarm hospitals shortly after Lindsey Lohan leaves town...

16 comments:

GOP & College said...

"Deeeeeez NUTS!"

jeff said...

Guy in blue: "I don't know what they're doing but I know where to put my hand for maximum enjoyment."

Jack Reacher said...

The reason for those signs stating "Employees must wash hands before returning to work."

"I have something for you. It's right...ah...shoot...it's in here somewhere..."

Chrees said...

You put your right hand in, you take your right hand out...

Brian in MA said...

Guy in red shirt: I see nipple. Urge to touch self... rising!

Double the U said...

So... what did they teach you in school today kids?

Submariner said...

No, what are YOU doing?

Submariner said...

Everything was fine until Lambert suggested the name "The Do-Wops." As an Italian-American, Vinnie took offense and had Uncle Guido's boys leave his pony's head in his dorm room...

Submariner said...

OK, everyone. I'm glad you could show up for todays seminar "Practical Application of the Five Finger Discount." Our instructor, Dawn, should be here any moment...

sonicfrog said...

Crabs are the new totally hot fad this year with the college set.

jeff said...

What - you never heard of scratch 'n' sniff?

Submariner said...

Uh, girls? I don't think you really get the concept of the "I got your (____) hangin' right here" insult...

The Man said...

Who knew that K-Fed had a fan club?

The Man said...
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The Man said...

The freshman House Pages are hazed on their first day on Capitol Hill by having to fondle themselves.

Anonymous said...

Headline: Crowds complaining of itching and burning "down there" swarm hospitals shortly after Lindsey Lohan leaves town...