Monday, February 12, 2007

Yeah, Can't You Wait For This to be Yammering at you Every Day for 4 to 8 Years?

1. "Es ist Zeit für Rache. Wir Mussen Die Juden Ausrotten!" - Hillary's speeches to the Muslim-American Alliance were somewhat more passionate than her speeches to Hillel.

2. "And then I grabbed him by the collar and said, 'Damn it, you fat stupid hilljack, I SAW HER FIRST!'"

3. "And I'd like to take his smirking Halfrican head and bash it into a cement wall until he remembers who's in charge around here."

4. Hillary's impassioned recital of the entire Vagina Monologues script brought tears to the eyes of the Democratic Womyn's Leather Retreat.

5. Got Bitch?

6. "Tomorrow, my sisters, we rise up and slaughter everything with testicles!"

7. "... and I said no way was that SanFran hootchie going to have a bigger jet than me!"

8. "And if you Hugo Chavez can have absolute power, why not me? After all, mine's bigger!"

9. "That's not funny!" Hillary responds negatively to a reporter's question on how many feminists it takes to change a lightbulb.

10. "I don't need blog-skanks from the slutroots, I can hate the Christ0fascist godbags all by myself!"
Best of WALSTIB
YES. Put em BOTH in me! Like THIS!

Best of Van Helsing
"And if you don't let me be President, my angry screeching will shatter your eardrums!"

Best of Submariner
BALLS!

Best of curly
"I did not have sex with that woman"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

Best of Targetpractice
"I want you to get this fuck where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Barack Obama, I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES! "

Best of Silhouette
"Dammit, I am the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby!!!"

Best of Submariner
Oh yeah; we want THIS controling the nuclear launch codes...

Best of Rodney Dill
The more helium she inhaled the more frenetic and panicked Hillary became.

Best of prince of leaves
The Clinton campaign went bankrupt within months, after having to replace every window within a mile of one of Shrillary's glass shattering stump speeches.

Best of prince of leaves
"Errrrrgghhhhh! Aarrrrrrrghhhh! Unnnggggghhhh! [queeeeeef!] Ah, that's better!"

Best of curly
"It takes a village or it gets the hose again!"

Best of Grr
"And I--I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I will always love YOU--U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U!"

Best of Dave Munger
- And if health care isn't nationalised, we'll all end up LIVING IN A VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!

- And we'll win Iowa, and New Hampshire, and the Sudentenland, and then we'll liberate Palestine from the Zionist entity, YEAARG!



Source: WashTimes
Hat Tip: Van Helsing

61 comments:

WALSTIB said...

No. Wire. Hangers.

WALSTIB said...

YES. Put em BOTH in me! Like THIS!

Van Helsing said...

"And if you don't let me be President, my angry screeching will shatter your eardrums!"

Submariner said...

"Hell hath no fury" ain't the HALF of it bubba - if I'm not sitting at PA Ave again the end of January '09, you'll find out what a Senator scorned can do!

Submariner said...

BALLS!

Submariner said...

Dammit Kobe, I said I'm OPEN! Two words - Vince Foster - Throw me the freakin' ball if you want to play again.

Submariner said...

So I grabbed Bill and said; "Wanna tell me what happened with Monica?"

The womyn's retreat participants greatly enjoyed Hill's motivational stories...

andthenblammo! said...

"I'm ready to fight for Bill's honor, which is more than he ever did!"

Jeff said...

"You're my press! Come back here! Obama is a child! Come back, come back!"

Double the U said...

I can think better than any of you, that is why I should do all your thinking for you!

curly said...

"I did not have sex with that woman"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

Jack Reacher said...

"I proved that quart of strawberries had been stolen, and would have found the culprit, too. But I was foiled at every turn."

"Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!"

An upcoming advertisement for stool-softener products.

Targetpractice said...

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

"I want you to get this fuck where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Barack Obama, I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES! "

Silhouette said...

"Dammit, I am the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby!!!"


word verification: izwoym

Is it?

Silhouette said...

"Double the U for peace, you promised you'd call me."

Submariner said...

Ia! Ia! Shub- Niggurath,! Black Goat of the woods with a thousand young, hear my prayer!

Submariner said...

'Ow to Speak Awstraylian:
'ARPY

curly said...

“For the last time, I’m a skilled wordsmith -- not a cunning linguist!”

Hillary reacts to the horrible news that the WOT is going far better than the lefty media reports, that the economy’s never been better, that unemployment is lower than when Bill was in office.

wf: udigz...I digs.

curly said...

“The vast right wing conspiracy has called me a lesbian and labeled Bill a latent homosexual. Bill is not a homosexual!”

“I don’t hate amerika…Just the red states!”

curly said...

“It takes a village…or a knuckle sandwich!”

“Osama’s right -- we are an evil nation! Death to amerika!”

Submariner said...

I need Chinese donations - get me al'Gore, dammit!

Submariner said...

You take your name out of the race for good, Kerry, or so help me; you'll have to slap the "meat substitute" to TuhRAYzah yourself from now on!

Submariner said...

Hillary campaigns in a manner reminiscent of Gehgis Kahn,
or Adolph,
or Benito,
or Hugo,
or...

Submariner said...

Oh yeah; we want THIS controling the nuclear launch codes...

Submariner said...

"...so there we were in the Thai restaraunt. When I picked up that horse d!ck off the platter and took a bite out of the middle, Bill fainted. Then I had a victory cigar."

Hillary explains to Babs Wahwah how she got the evil one under control after the story broke.

WALSTIB said...

"That's FrankenSHTEEEEN!"

Rodney Dill said...

" Ash nazg durbatulúk, ash nazg gimbatul,
ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul."

Rodney Dill said...

The more helium she inhaled the more frenetic an panicked Hillary became.

Rodney Dill said...

"How was I to know you weren't s'posed to insert the pole when you pole dance!"

attmay said...

♪AND I AM TELLING YOUUUUUUUU, I'M NOT GOIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! ♪

A.M. Mora y Leon said...

'I will nationalize the oil companies, the phone company, the electricity company, the Walmarts, I shall fight them from sea to sea, I shall overtake Hugo. And then I'll leave a long trail of sulfur in corporate America's general direction!'

'And if elected, I, too, shall make the trains run on time!'

'Don't cry for me Hugo Chavez....'

prince of leaves said...

The Clinton campaign went bankrupt within months, after having to replace every window within a mile of one of Shrillary's glass shattering stump speeches.

prince of leaves said...

Election night, 2008: "Damn you! Damn you all to hell!!!!!"

prince of leaves said...

"Best Ofs!" she screamed. "Where is VtheK, and why hasn't he been posting Best Ofs!?!?!?!?!"

prince of leaves said...

"Errrrrgghhhhh! Aarrrrrrrghhhh! Unnnggggghhhh! [queeeeeef!] Ah, that's better!"

prince of leaves said...

"I for one resent the name 'feminazi' -- and if you elect me President, I will have all men who use it rounded up and sent to liquidation camps!"

prince of leaves said...

Hillary Clinton stars in "Scanners: 2008".

prince of leaves said...

"JEEEEEEWWWWWWS--- Oh, oops, that's Carter's line..."

prince of leaves said...

"And I'll prove to you that I'm not a sea-bass snarfing Sappho by fellating this here microphone!"

prince of leaves said...

In the middle of a White House press conference, President Hillary shrieks in terror as the Devil enters the room to collect his due.

curly said...

"Bill! Get yer ass in here, RIGHT F'ing NOW!!!"

"Vote for Hillary Clinton, or I'll BEAT THE LIVIN' SH!T OUTTA YOU!"

curly said...

"It's gonna take a village to put your face back together!"

curly said...

"It takes a village or it gets the hose again!"

Submariner said...

Hillary demonstrates the "After The View Interview" party events...

Submariner said...

Stay the f**k away fromn my Rosie, McKain!

Grr said...

"And I--I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I will always love YOU--U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U!"

Submariner said...

I want a smelly pirate hooker and I want it NOW!!!

Dave Munger said...

- We have a RIGHT to wave tiny penis like fists in the air!

- And if health care isn't nationalised, we'll all end up LIVING IN A VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!

- Osamabama stole my "maybe not completely insane" schtick!

- Ahem, advocacy of historically unpopular change in federal policy, followed by implication that you only disagree with it because I'm a woman. Grrr.

- And we'll win Iowa, and New Hampshire, and the Sudentenland, and then we'll liberate Palestine from the Zionist entity, YEAARG!

WALSTIB said...

Hillary does her best Howard Dean impression.

Submariner said...

It's NOT a "Knife in the Back of Our Troops," dammit - how many times do I have to tell you that it's a "Portable Political Ladder Rung?"

Submariner said...

Dammit Dawn! You promised me that "getting those Cap This! b@st@rds silenced would be no problem" for you. FINISH YOUR JOB!

Submariner said...

Quit hiding SOTG; I'm your prom date and I'm here!

ThatGayConservative said...

SOCIALIST(RED)

WhoopsieDaisey said...

Obama, Obama, Obama! Dammit - I TOO was born a poor black child...

Anonymous said...

FIRECRACKER FIRECRACKER SIS BOOM BA!, Hillary for Dictator, RA! RA! RA!
(Obscure reference?)

Submariner said...

Hillary works up "the Mother of All Queefs" at a rally.


vw - pewvtcf

targetpractice said...

"It's da BIG ONE, Elizabeth! Ima comin' to join ya, honey!"

WALSTIB said...

"MY real estate swindle and murder cover-up, MY business!"

Submariner said...

burkha, Burkha, BURKHA!

divine miss m said...

Radio Free Harpy.