Sunday, February 25, 2007

Worlds Worst Possible Iditarod Team

Best of A.M. Mora y Leon
The poodle's good eatin' for the trail back, and getting a poodle out of circulation is the idea anyway.

Best of Double the U
Algore makes another appearance on global warming lead by usual crowd expecting to be thrown a bone.

Best of prince of leaves
You race with the dogsled team you have, not the dogsled team you wish you had.

Best of Jonathan
"Why? Because I rescued you ingrates from that Anchorage dim-sum restaurant, THAT'S WHY! Now STFU and MUSH!!!"

Inspired Michigan-Matt
The Democrats called their Iditarod Team 'The Triumph of Diversity.'"



H/T: D M M

12 comments:

A.M. Mora y Leon said...

The poodle's best eatin' for the trail back, and getting a poodle out of circulation is the idea anyway.

Double the U said...

Algore makes another appearance on global warming lead by usual crowd expecting to be thrown a bone.

prince of leaves said...

You race with the dogsled team you have, not the dogsled team you wish you had.

Rodney Dill said...

"Hmmm there's that same rock and tree, why do I keep going in circles..."

Jonathan said...

"Why? Because I rescued you ingrates from that Anchorage dim-sum restaurant, THAT'S WHY! Now STFU and MUSH!!!"

Submariner said...

Nanook's strategy of using a b!tch in heat as the lead dog would have worked, IF he only hadn't chosen that ugly pitbull Fifi...

Adjustah said...

Disney's "Off to the Cannery" was not well recieved...

sonicfrog said...

Alternate Universe Santa!

Submariner said...

Andrew called and he wants the beagle back.

Submariner said...

Watch as evil, sadistic and cruel homo sapiens mercilessly whip poor, underfed, loving canine companions that only want to please them in "Sled Dogs of the Iditarod"

A Mike al'Moore documentary sponsored by PETA

Michigan-Matt said...

And Democrats began their march to the White House in a distant land, with a different drummer, a wee bit shy of a full team.

Submariner said...

In keeping with the tradition of naming all military vehicles, Xiang Xao named his dogsled "Chow-Mein on the Hoof."