Best of A.M. Mora y Leon
The poodle's good eatin' for the trail back, and getting a poodle out of circulation is the idea anyway.
Best of Double the U
Algore makes another appearance on global warming lead by usual crowd expecting to be thrown a bone.
Best of prince of leaves
You race with the dogsled team you have, not the dogsled team you wish you had.
Best of Jonathan
"Why? Because I rescued you ingrates from that Anchorage dim-sum restaurant, THAT'S WHY! Now STFU and MUSH!!!"
The Democrats called their Iditarod Team 'The Triumph of Diversity.'"
H/T: D M M