Friday, February 16, 2007

Why Does Some Assol Always Have to Ruin the Picture?


1. Rectum? Damn near killed him!

2. Sully disapproves of "breeders" crashing his Oscar party.

3. "Hey, can I get a 5/8 inch wrench back here?"

4. How to tell when you're watching REALLY low-budget pr0n.

5. "Um, Jen, is your dad drunk, or just out of the closet?"

Best of Submariner
Ahmadinejihad thought to himself; "I've NEVER seen anything so SHAMELESS in my life! Why is her face uncovered?"

Best of wcbeav
Gee, your hair smells like ....

Best of curly
Bored with such objects as butt plugs, fists, anal beads and phallic vegetables, Andrew Sullivan tries to assuage his anal fixation with human head plunges.

Best of curly
Bobbing for dingle berries, tonight on ‘Lives of the Sick and Disgusting’.

Best of Rodney Dill
Beavis and ...

Best of Adjustah
Despite the drunken inspiration Ben and Jerry's interns could find no way to get "Dan's Dingleberries" past the FDA.

Best of Adjustah
Ron, Hermione and Harry pose for another publicity shot...

Best of attmay
♪ Moon river, wider than a mile... ♪

Best of curly
The worst case of humanoids that I ever saw.

Hat tip: Air Force Wife @ Discarded Lies

18 comments:

jeff said...

"Dude, I think the camera is broke - it focused in on the gut in the background."

Submariner said...

Ahmadinejihad thought to himself; "I've NEVER seen anything so SHAMELESS in my life! Why is her face uncovered?"

Submariner said...

Picture is from college humor, eh? I didn't even KNOW that Rosie went to college.

wcbeav said...

Gee, your hair smells like ....

Anonymous said...

Hmm, based on today's cap this offerings, I'd say that "Thursday Babes" are now to be followed by "Friday Butts".

Anonymous said...

"Two students confirmed dead in what is being called a 'burrito blast.' Film at 11."

curly said...

Brittany Spears is so famous, even her ass has an entourage.

“Perhaps if we make out by this dude’s but, my girlfriend won’t notice how bad my breath stinks.”

“Look – right between his cheeks – notice how his anus looks just like Ahmadinejihad?”

The three lead editors for the New York Times gather for a group photo.

curly said...

Bored with such objects as butt plugs, fists, anal beads and phallic vegetables, Andrew Sullivan tries to assuage his anal fixation with human head plunges.

sonicfrog said...

Just one more reason why you should never do crack!

curly said...

Bobbing for dingle berries, tonight on ‘Lives of the Sick and Disgusting’.

prince of leaves said...

Why is this girl smiling? Because the ass-crack and the face both belong to her boyfriend the contortionist.

Rodney Dill said...

Beavis and ...

Adjustah said...

Despite the drunken inspiration Ben and Jerry's interns could find no way to get "Dan's Dingleberries" past the FDA.

Adjustah said...

Ron, Hermione and Harry pose for another publicity shot...

attmay said...

♪ Moon river, wider than a mile... ♪

attmay said...

A still from the 1952 exploitation film "My Girlfriend is a Crack Head"

sonicfrog said...

Jeez! Daniel Radcliffe is getting really carried with the whole "show my bum" thing.

curly said...

The worst case of huminoids that I ever saw.