1. "Hello, Mr. Bond." "Hello, iPodpussy."2. The iPod later sold on eBay for $50,000 to a bidder with the handle "HRC2008."
3. Setting your iPod to vibrate is what's known as giving yourself a "Steve Job."
4. On Wednesdays and Fridays, they swap positions and Mr. iPod does the tits while Mr. Slinky works the box.
5. Ironically, her playlist includes "The Honeydrippers," "Faster Pussycat," "Phish," "The Lotus Eaters," "Kissing the Pink," "Fountains of Wayne," "Jimmy Eat World," "Joy Division," "Squirrel Nut Zippers..."
Best of nevergrewup
The makers of Tales From the Crypt proudly announce their new program Tunes From the Twat.
Best of WALSTIB
Plug and Play
Best of Submariner
I didn't know that iPod had come out with a "scratch and sniff" model...
Best of Submariner
Rumor has it that this is the photo that caused Bill Gates to realize, "If you can't lick 'em, join 'em."
Best of prince of leaves
Introducing the new iPod Poonano.
Best of divine miss m
PodKnockers.
Best of Occasional Reader
If you pay for the Premium Edition of the SI Swimsuit number, she models the Shuffle.
Best of Jeff
Andrew Sullivan: "She's going to damage the electronics if she isn't careful."
HT: Ev, Apparently from Sports Titillated
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"If I listen closely, I can hear the ocean roar!"
At least now we know what's not on Syrian dictator Assad's iPod.
"Blast it - she forgot her swimsuit again!"
The makers of Tales From the Crypt proudly announce their new program Tunes From the Twat.
Pictures to pull your iPud by
Swimsuit by: Apple
Plug and Play
While Mac was distracted, P.C. snuck up behind him to kick him in the network plug.
Those ipods are just too d*mn big
Trish always did have a hard time shaving...
V-DRM!
"Yes, we are planning an iPod with a transparent case. Why do you ask?"
"I had to sign up for this iPod commercial. I tried one of the dancing ones, but gave myself two black eyes. Don't ask."
New breasts--$4000. Bikini wax--$65. iPod 30G-$249. Discovering the meaning of the phrase "a sandy f***"-Priceless.
Where the heck is a wayward volleyball when you need one?
Hillary licked her lips, "What I wouldn't give to be on her iPod..."
I didn't know that iPod had come out with a "scratch and sniff" model...
Rumor has it that this is the photo that caused Bill Gates to realize, "If you can't lick 'em, join 'em."
Looks like she took "Circle to Block"...
Sweet that she picked out a target to wear for our date, but I had already set that goal for myself...
Introducing the new iPod Poonano.
Best GUI yet!!!!
Oh great! Now Apple and Sports Illustrated are suing each other over rights to the I-Snatch.
PodKnockers.
Little Known Fact: It was because of this controversial photoshoot that all iPod ads are in silhouette.
If you pay for the Premium Edition of the SI Swimsuit number, she models the Shuffle.
Unlike that Harry Potter kid, she remembered her iPod.
Interestingly enough, both Bill & Hillary's Christmas lists this year included iPods.
Andrew Sullivan: "She's going to damage the electronics if she isn't careful."
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