Thursday, February 22, 2007

We All Pod For iPod

1. "Hello, Mr. Bond." "Hello, iPodpussy."

2. The iPod later sold on eBay for $50,000 to a bidder with the handle "HRC2008."

3. Setting your iPod to vibrate is what's known as giving yourself a "Steve Job."

4. On Wednesdays and Fridays, they swap positions and Mr. iPod does the tits while Mr. Slinky works the box.

5. Ironically, her playlist includes "The Honeydrippers," "Faster Pussycat," "Phish," "The Lotus Eaters," "Kissing the Pink," "Fountains of Wayne," "Jimmy Eat World," "Joy Division," "Squirrel Nut Zippers..."

Best of nevergrewup
The makers of Tales From the Crypt proudly announce their new program Tunes From the Twat.

Best of WALSTIB
Plug and Play

Best of Submariner
I didn't know that iPod had come out with a "scratch and sniff" model...

Best of Submariner
Rumor has it that this is the photo that caused Bill Gates to realize, "If you can't lick 'em, join 'em."

Best of prince of leaves
Introducing the new iPod Poonano.

Best of divine miss m
PodKnockers.

Best of Occasional Reader
If you pay for the Premium Edition of the SI Swimsuit number, she models the Shuffle.

Best of Jeff
Andrew Sullivan: "She's going to damage the electronics if she isn't careful."



HT: Ev, Apparently from Sports Titillated

26 comments:

Capt. Queeg said...

"If I listen closely, I can hear the ocean roar!"

Jason said...

At least now we know what's not on Syrian dictator Assad's iPod.

jeff said...

"Blast it - she forgot her swimsuit again!"

nevergrewup said...

The makers of Tales From the Crypt proudly announce their new program Tunes From the Twat.

Anonymous said...

Pictures to pull your iPud by

jeff said...

Swimsuit by: Apple

WALSTIB said...

Plug and Play

Adjustah said...

While Mac was distracted, P.C. snuck up behind him to kick him in the network plug.

Rodney Dill said...

Those ipods are just too d*mn big

sonicfrog said...

Trish always did have a hard time shaving...

sonicfrog said...

V-DRM!

Jack Reacher said...

"Yes, we are planning an iPod with a transparent case. Why do you ask?"

"I had to sign up for this iPod commercial. I tried one of the dancing ones, but gave myself two black eyes. Don't ask."

New breasts--$4000. Bikini wax--$65. iPod 30G-$249. Discovering the meaning of the phrase "a sandy f***"-Priceless.

Submariner said...

Where the heck is a wayward volleyball when you need one?

Submariner said...

Hillary licked her lips, "What I wouldn't give to be on her iPod..."

Submariner said...

I didn't know that iPod had come out with a "scratch and sniff" model...

Submariner said...

Rumor has it that this is the photo that caused Bill Gates to realize, "If you can't lick 'em, join 'em."

Submariner said...

Looks like she took "Circle to Block"...

Submariner said...

Sweet that she picked out a target to wear for our date, but I had already set that goal for myself...

divine miss m said...
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prince of leaves said...

Introducing the new iPod Poonano.

sonicfrog said...

Best GUI yet!!!!

sonicfrog said...

Oh great! Now Apple and Sports Illustrated are suing each other over rights to the I-Snatch.

divine miss m said...

PodKnockers.

attmay said...

Little Known Fact: It was because of this controversial photoshoot that all iPod ads are in silhouette.

Occasional Reader said...

If you pay for the Premium Edition of the SI Swimsuit number, she models the Shuffle.

Jeff said...

Unlike that Harry Potter kid, she remembered her iPod.

Interestingly enough, both Bill & Hillary's Christmas lists this year included iPods.

Andrew Sullivan: "She's going to damage the electronics if she isn't careful."