1. "Would you feel more comfortable with inter-racial pedophilia if I told you I was a Kennedy?"
3. "Yes, I got you candy. It's in my van. You know, like the time we first met? I thought it would be more romantic that way."
4. "Did you get me chocolate? You know that goes straight to my ass. Speaking of which..."
5. "These places are so phony."
6. "I hate you."
7. "Screw the Taliban Manual, I want you in my tent right now!"
8. "Back off, Meatwad. I saw him first!"
9. "A paper plate Valentine written with your own blood? We may have passed a boundary, here."
10. "Screw eHarmony. Myspace is where the action is."
Best of Submariner
Thanks Mr. Reaves. I always wanted a crunk of cardboard...
Best of Submariner
So you want to kiss me right there? Why?
Best of divine miss m
NAMBLA's Valentine's day parties are waitlisted well in advance.
10 comments:
"It's from a nice man named Barney Frank. He wants us all to play together."
I have a heart on for you.
Oh no Jimmy, at one time Valentine's day was for a boy and a girl, but new laws are being passed everyday changing that. Someday I hope it can be for a guy like me, and a special boy like you.
No Mr. Sullivan, I don't like gladiator movies.
Even though the local school was short of cash and seeking corporate sponsors, the board should have at least done a little research before accepting NAMBLA's bid.
Thanks Mr. Reaves. I always wanted a crunk of cardboard...
So you want to kiss me right there? Why?
NAMBLA's Valentine's day parties are waitlisted well in advance.
nothin' nothin' just kickin' back, havin' a snack cake, waitin' for the roofies to kick in. you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got the clap
And now you do, too!
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