Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Val's Day at Cap This!

Step 1, Google Image Search "Valentine's Day." Step 2, Pick the most inappropriate pic you can find. Step 3, Write sick, sick captions about it.



1. "Would you feel more comfortable with inter-racial pedophilia if I told you I was a Kennedy?"

2. "Wait 'til you see the gift I got you, Emmanuel." "It's not your dick-in-a-box again is it?"

3. "Yes, I got you candy. It's in my van. You know, like the time we first met? I thought it would be more romantic that way."

4. "Did you get me chocolate? You know that goes straight to my ass. Speaking of which..."

5. "These places are so phony."

6. "I hate you."

7. "Screw the Taliban Manual, I want you in my tent right now!"

8. "Back off, Meatwad. I saw him first!"

9. "A paper plate Valentine written with your own blood? We may have passed a boundary, here."

10. "Screw eHarmony. Myspace is where the action is."

Best of Submariner
Thanks Mr. Reaves. I always wanted a crunk of cardboard...

Best of Submariner
So you want to kiss me right there? Why?

Best of divine miss m
NAMBLA's Valentine's day parties are waitlisted well in advance.


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10 comments:

Van Helsing said...

"It's from a nice man named Barney Frank. He wants us all to play together."

Silhouette said...

I have a heart on for you.

Double the U said...

Oh no Jimmy, at one time Valentine's day was for a boy and a girl, but new laws are being passed everyday changing that. Someday I hope it can be for a guy like me, and a special boy like you.

The Man said...

No Mr. Sullivan, I don't like gladiator movies.

Anonymous said...

Even though the local school was short of cash and seeking corporate sponsors, the board should have at least done a little research before accepting NAMBLA's bid.

Submariner said...

Thanks Mr. Reaves. I always wanted a crunk of cardboard...

Submariner said...

So you want to kiss me right there? Why?

divine miss m said...

NAMBLA's Valentine's day parties are waitlisted well in advance.

Submariner said...

nothin' nothin' just kickin' back, havin' a snack cake, waitin' for the roofies to kick in. you?

attmay said...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got the clap
And now you do, too!