Thursday, February 08, 2007

Thursday T&A, Fawk Yeah!


1. Oh Sure. Build a fence then put that next to it. Mr. President, you are not serious about securing our borders!

2. "Senator Clinton. I've been a bad, bad intern, and I need to be spanked."

3. Dear John Edwards, If you hire me as your blogmaster, you won't get deranged, obscenity-filled feminist rants, just Thursday after Thursday of pics like this. Think about it, won't you? Sincerely, V the K, (a.k.a. your Breck Boy).

4. Hillary knew the electrified fence had been a good investment. "You aren't getting away that easily, my young intern," she purred.

5. "I wasn't really planning on getting gang-banged by a construction crew today, but your whistles and crude catcalls have won me over. Where shall we start?"

6. "OK, I may not be a rocket scientist, but at least I'm not going to drive 900 miles in an adult diaper to cap some hootchie."

Best of curly
“Yes sir. All of our 11 gauge materials are hot-dipped galvanized with a zinc coating of 1.8 ounces per square foot.”

Best of curly
Next week on ‘Lesbo Eye for the Fir Pie’: Rosie and her Butch Bunch have their work cut out for them as they attempt to transform this young temptress into a placard carrying ‘Boobs For Peace’ anti-war activist.

Best of Jeff
"What do you think of Beverly Hills High's new cheerleader outfits?"

Best of Submariner
Cali for nicashun?

Best of attmay
Kevin's upskirt fantasy of Winnie Cooper was cut from syndicated reruns of The Wonder Years,

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Careful there, palski, you are bringing particles into the close vicinity of anti-particles (see below). Mutual annihilation could result - which in the particle's case here would be a crying shame.

Cybrludite said...

I'll take "Things I'll Be Going To Jail For" for $1000, Alex!

Cybrludite said...

If it wasn't tempting, it wouldn't be bait, jail or otherwise, now would it?

The Man said...

One day your Thursday girls will attend a "Boobs for peace" rally and the world will have peace.

curly said...

A crack smuggler prepares to enter the US illegally.

Fiona’s Fence Repair motto: we’ll fix your fence, no butts about it.

“Yes sir. All of our 11 gauge materials are hot-dipped galvanized with a zinc coating of 1.8 ounces per square foot.”

Republican Presidential candidate Tom Tancredo’s first advertisement depicting his ‘get tough’ stance with fence jumpers failed to resonate with potential male voters.

Although it was obvious that Amanda could not possibly be carrying a concealed weapon, the police officer nonetheless felt obliged to search her.

curly said...

If Andrew Sullivan ran the country, women such as her would indeed be locked up for being a disgusting nuisance to society.

Next week on ‘Lesbo Eye for the Fir Pie’: Rosie and her Butch Bunch have their work cut out for them as they attempt to transform this young temptress into a placard carrying ‘Boobs For Peace’ anti-war activist.

curly said...

“The fence is chain link but I notice you’ve got wood.”

Jeff said...

"What do you think of Beverly Hills High's new cheerleader outfits?"

Adjustah said...

"U-U? I thought you said hoo-hoo. Sorry."

Son Of The Godfather said...

CaliLogan.com experiences an unusual traffic spike on Thursday... As do the Jergens Lotion and Kleenex websites.

Michigan-Matt said...

Leaving Obama's campaign hdqtrs, a sexually frustrated young intern remarked, "Where's Gary Hart we really need him?"

Anonymous said...

Prancin, grindin, grinnin, romancin
I asked her to the barn, so we could hit the hay
I wanna do this, Brutus, but I don't wanna pay

I'm going back to Cali, Cali, Cali

Anonymous said...

word verification "jbulleuh"

That say enuff don't it?

Mcgyver, out

Anonymous said...

Ahh, but you see we have this agent lure the illegals back to their side of the border.

Submariner said...

Tell me again; how, exactly, does the left think that a fence is a bad idea?

Submariner said...

Cali for nicashun?

curly said...

“I’m sure the President would not turn his back on her if Nancy had an ass like mine.”

wv ‘fatprztb’: fat prize to be determined.

Double the U said...

I think I tore my jeans climbing over this fence... did I?

Nope... there fine.

attmay said...

Kevin's upskirt fantasy of Winnie Cooper was cut from syndicated reruns of The Wonder Years,