Monday, February 12, 2007

Those Inscrutable Asians and Their Whacky Cooking Shows


1. "Awesome Hillary Face, Yoshi!"

2. Bird's nest milkshakes are considered a delicacy in Japan.

3. "♪When you wish upon a star ♪... whirr... Arrrgh!"

4. "Ah! Bush Never Mention New Orreans in the State of the Union!"

5. "Lemmiwinks... no-o-o-o-o-o-o!"

6. Die-hard Lost fans isolate another subliminal image from last week's 'Clockwork Orange' sequence.

7. "Forget about cockroaches in brender for now! Purr my finger!"

8. "You fool! I almost stepped in that!"

9. ORA Since he refused to pay the ransom, Harry Kim and Keiko O'Brien had no choice but to puree Picard's lionfish.

10. "Hey, when I said 'Just throw some sh*t in a blender... this is *exactly* what I meant!"

Best of prince of leaves
"No honey! No puree Cthulu in blender! Make big demonic mess all over kitchen!"

Best of Submariner
Gerbil's last thought bubble; "The suspense is KILLING meeeeeee*

Best of Rodney Dill
"Hamster still moving!! hit puree! hit puree!"

Best of Rodney Dill
What happens when Aerosmith songs are taken literally, "Just Press Puree, f'in A."

Best of curly
“That will teach Hermie the Hamster to poop on the floor!”

Best of attmay
Meet Torikyu, the Japanese John Wayne Bobbitt.

Best of attmay
Number 21 on the list of things the Japanese are just no damn good at: Making snowglobes.

Best of prince of leaves
Lord of the Japanese blogosphere Grenn Leynords teaches his wife Dr. Herren the secrets of puppy blending.

Best of Van Helsing
"I put it in reverse, but your pet guinea pig isn't going back together!"

Best of Dave Munger
Tune in for another exciting episode of - Is This Some Kind Of Porn Or Not?

Hat Tip: Timmeh!

23 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

How a "single-payer" health care system is made.

"It's looking at me! Hurry up! Puree, dammit, puree!"

"I'm telling you, Kim, when those tourists order a Grasshopper, this is not what they're expecting."

Jeff said...

"Wait, that my favorite rat!"

"I said grind, not puree!"

Submariner said...

POP! goes the weasel. ♪

Submariner said...

Gerbil's last thought bubble; "The suspense is KILLING meeeeeee*

Submariner said...

Know what the last thing was that went through the gerbil's mind?

His a$$-hole.

Rodney Dill said...

"Hamster still moving!! hit puree! hit puree!"

Rodney Dill said...

What happens when Aerosmith songs are taken literally, "Just Press Puree, f'in A."

curly said...

“Life’s like a blender, baby. You spin around in circles, then you die!”

“No, it’s not pâté de foie gras; it’s pâté de rodent.”

“That will teach Hermie the Hamster to poop on the floor!”

Submariner said...

Andrew was disappointed in his "asians AND gerbils" Google results...

Anonymous said...

Obscure Reference: (God help you if you know it)

"Did these come from that girl in the other video?"

Submariner said...

Nothin' to be seein' here folks, just a coupla Asians makin' a merkin. Please to be movin' along.

Submariner said...

Talk about yer "hair of the dog," I just sayin'...

attmay said...

Meet Torikyu, the Japanese John Wayne Bobbitt.

attmay said...

Number 21 on the list of things the Japanese are just no damn good at: Making snowglobes.

prince of leaves said...

Lord of the Japanese blogosphere Grenn Leynords teaches his wife Dr. Herren the secrets of puppy blending.

prince of leaves said...

"No honey! No puree Cthulu in blender! Make big demonic mess all over kitchen!"

prince of leaves said...

"Tuna?! But honey, I told you I wanted a sea-bass milkshake!"

curly said...

"It's Bush's fault!"

Van Helsing said...

"I put it in reverse, but your pet guinea pig isn't going back together!"

SixDegreesofBlondness said...

ORA?

"I wanna dip my balls in it!

Wait...
Aggggghhhh!!!!!!!!!"

(OK, I seriously apologize for that one, fellers!!)

Rodney Dill said...

Lorena Bobbit meets WillItBlend

Dave Munger said...

Tune in for another exciting episode of - Is This Some Kind Of Porn Or Not?

ThatGayConservative said...

Ancient Chinese cooking secret, huh?