Thursday, February 01, 2007

These Doors Are Made of Such Hard Wood

1. "I'm sorry, dear, but the answer to this round of Clue is 'Hillary, in the Senate, with a Strap-On.'"

2. "If Sully catches me in his underwear... he'll report me to INS for sure."

3. "Welcome to seventh grade sex ed, I'm your teacher, Luscious Cherry..."

4. Elizabeth Edwards was shocked to catch Silky Pony with the maid... frankly, she had expected the poolboy.

5. "Because I spent the electricity bill money on lingerie, that's why..."

6. "I can already feel my menstrual cycle synchronizing with the forest dykes."

7. "You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave/Welcome to the Hotel Chappaqua..."

8. "I'm being exploited? Mmm, sounds sexy."

9. "Well, Fawn, why do you think you'd make a good Barista here at 'Fluffer's Coffee?"

10. Duke lacrosse team? Your prom date is here.
Best of curly
In today’s episode of ‘This Old House’, Norm treats the viewers to an inside look at how one particularly savvy customer was able to whittle down her contractor fees.

Best of Occasional Reader
"Oooh, Senator Obama... you're so clean and articulate", purred Joe Biden's Apology-Gram.

Best of Jack Reacher
Welcome to Master Race Theater. I'm Svetlana, your dominatrix.

Best of Submariner
Andrew sniffed; "Who the heck would hire her as a receptionist if she can't type?"

Best of prince of leaves
"You do NOT want to go in there..."

Best of prince of leaves
"No, Mr. Huxley, these are the Doors of Conception...try further down the hall..."

Best of Double the U
The natural cherry wood molding is accented beautifully by the pussy willow.


Hat Tip: Sondra K

18 comments:

The Man said...

No Mr. Sullivan, you could not possibly fit into these stockings.

curly said...

“I just love the maple wainscoting, particularly the part about it being tongue-in-groove.”

The first stop in Andrew Sullivan’s version of Dante’s ‘Inferno’…

In today’s episode of ‘This Old House’, Norm treats the viewers to an inside look at how one particularly savvy customer was able to whittle down her contractor fees.

Occasional Reader said...

"Oooh, Senator Obama... you're so clean and articulate", purred Joe Biden's Apology-Gram.

Jack Reacher said...

Welcome to Master Race Theater. I'm Svetlana, your dominatrix.

lawhawk said...

The doors are mahogony and the trim can be replicated with a router with a half roundover bit. Just be sure to use your safety goggles when operating power tools - Norm of This Old House.

Submariner said...

The boys always enjoyed Ms. Letourneau's lessons on "wood identification."

Submariner said...

Andrew sniffed; "Who the heck would hire her as a receptionist if she can't type?"

Submariner said...

From the photographic evidence, I can conclusively state for the record that her legs do indeed reach from the ground to heaven...

prince of leaves said...

"You do NOT want to go in there..."

prince of leaves said...

"No, Mr. Huxley, these are the Doors of Conception...try further down the hall..."

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

To Quote Gene Wilder in "Young Frankenstein," "WHAT KNOCKERS!"

Double the U said...

The sexy lingerie coffee shops served coffee to various economic classes, pictured here is the server from the $300,000 a year or more service.

Double the U said...

The natural cherry wood molding is accented beautifully by the pussy willow.

sonicfrog said...

Many Caption This! visitors just love "Hot Babe Thursday!", but Mr. Sullivan prefers "Hot Homo Sunday!"

Cybrludite said...

Prince of Leaves,

Oh, yes I do!

Submariner said...

"Welcome to the Biltmore. I'm your made service."

"That's sweet, but don't you mean maid?"

"I can spell, bub. Drop 'em."

Submariner said...

I thought Lent was NEVER gonna end, Subby!

divine miss m said...

Submariner was overjoyed when his Valentine's date requested chocolate-covered strawberries, a bathtub full of champagne, and a non-skid mat.